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« Reply #75 on: November 16, 2012, 06:53:14 AM » |
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A roomate of mine in college banged this fat chick who had an insulin pump. Anyway, she left crying in the morning. We asked him why. He said when he woke up she was looking at him with doe eyes and he said "hey hoss, you gonna have to leave before my roomates see you".  |
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bigboi23
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« Reply #76 on: November 16, 2012, 12:48:23 PM » |
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Do you suck cock?
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anabolichalo
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« Reply #77 on: November 16, 2012, 12:49:10 PM » |
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how come you send romantic and erotic emails to other men
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Tito24
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« Reply #78 on: November 16, 2012, 12:51:03 PM » |
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my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
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anabolichalo
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« Reply #79 on: November 16, 2012, 01:10:42 PM » |
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my old grandfather tony used to say, a good woman is a dead one.
very nice guy. i remember going fishing with him on salmon.
is this a movie quote i read this exact quote before at least once |
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The Abdominal Snoman
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« Reply #80 on: November 16, 2012, 01:12:59 PM » |
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"Well it's not gonna suck itself"
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The Abdominal Snoman
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« Reply #81 on: November 16, 2012, 01:14:03 PM » |
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"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"
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« Reply #82 on: November 16, 2012, 01:18:53 PM » |
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maybe i told the story before of my grandfather. he was disappointedin women.
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The Abdominal Snoman
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« Reply #83 on: November 16, 2012, 01:22:30 PM » |
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"Wanna make 14 dollars the hard way"
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Dr Dutch
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« Reply #84 on: November 16, 2012, 01:22:46 PM » |
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"Hi, my name is (name)....remember it, in a few hours you're gonna scream it.  |
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« Reply #85 on: November 16, 2012, 01:27:53 PM » |
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Lmao...R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield. |
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bigmc
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« Reply #86 on: November 16, 2012, 01:28:40 PM » |
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whats that smell dead fish
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« Reply #87 on: November 16, 2012, 01:32:59 PM » |
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"You lost weight, what are you, 250 now?"
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The Abdominal Snoman
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« Reply #89 on: November 16, 2012, 01:44:57 PM » |
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"tickle your ass with a feather" |
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