Author Topic: Damn Black Bears Running Around Town!!! (Read 14459 times)

Vince G, CSN MFT · « **on:** October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM »

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black bear past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

DeltsaForce · « **Reply #1 on:** October 27, 2012, 06:39:22 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black bear past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

I thought you packed your own fudge?

Big N · « **Reply #2 on:** October 27, 2012, 06:40:52 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black bear past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

Did you wave them down with your big black cock brother - no homosexual.

arce1988 · « **Reply #3 on:** October 27, 2012, 06:54:37 PM »

Damn Blacks Running Around Town!!!

^

I read it too fast and thought I read this!

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #4 on:** October 27, 2012, 07:06:13 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black bear past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

Can you blame the college freshmen? A husky, hairy, black homosexual running around in nothing but leather chaps and nipple rings is alarming and certain future trouble.

Maddy · « **Reply #5 on:** October 27, 2012, 07:58:17 PM »

DeltsaForce/Alex23
i laughed

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #6 on:** October 27, 2012, 07:59:40 PM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on October 27, 2012, 07:06:13 PM

Can you blame the college freshmen? A husky, hairy, black homosexual running around in nothing but leather chaps and nipple rings is alarming and certain future trouble.

HAHA!!!!!

No wonder Vince wasn't alarmed!!!

hazbin · « **Reply #7 on:** October 27, 2012, 09:01:34 PM »

there was one in my parent's backyard a couple days ago.

Everhard · « **Reply #8 on:** October 27, 2012, 09:20:30 PM »

Did it try and carjack you?

DanielPaul · « **Reply #9 on:** October 27, 2012, 09:24:40 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black GUY past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

Fixed ;

NelsonMuntz · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2012, 11:50:17 AM »

Was I the only one who was thinking....

funk51 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2012, 03:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Vince G, CSN MFT on October 27, 2012, 06:34:39 PM

So I'm coming out of the store in town with my ~~double fudge sundae~~ Cell-Tech and up coming running a fucking black bear past me! Scared the living shit out of some college freshmen who prob never seen one before.....

Had to wave down the cops....I hope they round him up because last year they did a shitload of damage

they come in the back yard all the time dog usually scares them away.

Radical Plato · « **Reply #12 on:** October 29, 2012, 12:54:42 AM »

Did the Black Bear look like this?

booty · « **Reply #13 on:** October 29, 2012, 01:00:33 AM »

I am confused.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #14 on:** October 29, 2012, 01:07:41 AM »

Quote from: Kahn.N.Singh on October 27, 2012, 07:06:13 PM

Can you blame the college freshmen? A husky, hairy, black homosexual running around in nothing but leather chaps and nipple rings is alarming and certain future trouble.

Bay is their professor so they ought to have been used to such behavior by now.

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #15 on:** October 29, 2012, 01:09:07 AM »

Quote from: booty on October 29, 2012, 01:00:33 AM

I am confused.

What's new?

snx · « **Reply #16 on:** October 29, 2012, 08:01:13 AM »

Good trolling Vince. Nicely done.

Anglo · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2012, 08:04:45 AM »

Stark · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2012, 09:57:58 AM »

vince - black bear - bear - gay - buckwheat country side - there's a fucking joke in there somewhere

Roger Bacon · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2012, 10:45:52 AM »

Quote from: Anglo on October 29, 2012, 08:04:45 AM

Is that Mitt Romney?

Stark · « **Reply #20 on:** October 29, 2012, 11:01:59 AM »

Quote from: P.I.P on October 29, 2012, 10:45:52 AM

Is that Mitt Romney?

The bear isn't gay so ... no

Kahn.N.Singh · « **Reply #21 on:** October 29, 2012, 12:07:17 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on October 29, 2012, 01:07:41 AM

Bay is their professor so they ought to have been used to such behavior by now.

Hello, class. I'm Professor Peckinpah, and I should like to welcome you to Intro to Bear Studies. We'll go over the syllabus in a moment, but I must stress up front that your regular presence and active participation is crucial to your successful understanding of the course material.

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #22 on:** October 29, 2012, 12:30:48 PM »

Run man.

Nails · « **Reply #23 on:** October 29, 2012, 12:34:03 PM »