Burning Stool

[Ledd]

I have to ask this and I really dont know where else to post this question.  I had the HOTTEST bowel movement tonight, I sat down and started...you know....and when I did, oh man!  I mean it was like I was shitting lava.  I have done it twice now and when I wiped once I just had to look at the tp and I saw what appeared to be a half-pinky-nail sized speck of blood.  When I say it burned I mean so bad that I had to yell at the pain and shock.  The only thing odd about what was in the toilet when I finished was that my Arby's from earlier was only partially digested, I could clearly make out lettuce and roast beef.  Maybe it was the onion petals I had substituted for fries?  I dunno.  Please help! 

[triple_pickle]

easy come, easy go.  patience.  meanwhile i would shove some ice up the ass.... 

[weedoutheweak]

Get to the doctor immediatetly.

[WOOO]

because everyone else is doing it

[Purge_WTF]

http://www.ehow.com/how_5392196_avoid-painful-bowel-movements.html

[WOOO]

because everyone else is doing it

Princess, stop editing my damn posts!!!!