Sadly, where I live the only Latinas are middle aged skinny fat illegals with tuberculosis.
Now
there's an opera.
La Cingáda (
fem. The Fucked)*
Wherein an aging, former prostitute from Tijuana, who has renounced her former life, falls in love with a ne’er-do-well, half-a-fag, young Getbigger, and falls back tragically into a life of disrepute to support his ghinsulin** habit. The opera begins with the Getbigger singing the joyful barcarolle,
Chupame La Pinga, to his circle jerk buds, and concludes with the fallen woman's haunting, heart-wrenching aria,
Soy La Cingáda.***
* Music and Libreto are complete; casting suggestions?
** Pronounced,
heen su leen.
*** First line: Tu eres el maricon que me diste la SIDA y voy a perder mi vida.