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« on: November 06, 2012, 03:19:06 PM »

...how the hell does he stay awake in the morning ?   Huh    Huh   
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 04:28:14 PM »

How do you guys drink caffeine all the time? I never do it but i was tired before training last week and had one and was fucking hyper as for at least a day, and now even 4 days later i'm tired from just the one drink sapping me. Never again.
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« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 04:45:38 PM »

How do you guys drink caffeine all the time? I never do it but i was tired before training last week and had one and was fucking hyper as for at least a day, and now even 4 days later i'm tired from just the one drink sapping me. Never again.

i used to drink caffiene all the time eventualy you lay off of it a bit cause it stops working so well and you have to rely on food for the kick
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 05:14:29 PM »

reminds me of a funny story.  Brian Billick, the superbowl coach for the Ravens went to BYU a mormon school.  When he was in the NFL he was an assistant and was asked to setup the "war room" for draft day.  The assistant gets all of the food drinks etc... for the all of the team's coaches and execs.  They all come in the morning ready to go and there is no coffee.  He didn't think of bringing coffee because mormons think of it as a drug.  He said they were all pissed and ready to kill him if he didn't get them coffee.
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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 05:18:54 PM »

Mormons = morons.

End of thread. If this guy wins you're fucked.
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 05:23:25 PM »

reminds me of a funny story.  Brian Billick, the superbowl coach for the Ravens went to BYU a mormon school.  When he was in the NFL he was an assistant and was asked to setup the "war room" for draft day.  The assistant gets all of the food drinks etc... for the all of the team's coaches and execs.  They all come in the morning ready to go and there is no coffee.  He didn't think of bringing coffee because mormons think of it as a drug.  He said they were all pissed and ready to kill him if he didn't get them coffee.

I had a mormon dude I use to work with. He said they don't drink coffee because it's black. Supposedly nothing they drink can be black. Soda, coffee etc.
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2012, 05:30:50 PM »

reminds me of a funny story.  Brian Billick, the superbowl coach for the Ravens went to BYU a mormon school.  When he was in the NFL he was an assistant and was asked to setup the "war room" for draft day.  The assistant gets all of the food drinks etc... for the all of the team's coaches and execs.  They all come in the morning ready to go and there is no coffee.  He didn't think of bringing coffee because mormons think of it as a drug.  He said they were all pissed and ready to kill him if he didn't get them coffee.

I remember seeing him tell that story.  The irony is that even though he went to Bring 'Em Young, he isn't LDS. 
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2012, 05:37:24 PM »

who drinks coffee when your rich and can snort coke til your nose bleeds for breakfast
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2012, 05:39:31 PM »

I had a mormon dude I use to work with. He said they don't drink coffee because it's black. Supposedly nothing they drink can be black. Soda, coffee etc.

ahahhahahahahah

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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2012, 05:40:45 PM »

...how the hell does he stay awake in the morning ?   Huh    Huh   

Depends on what version of him wakes up first.
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2012, 05:43:34 PM »

the thing about mormons is that they are actually good people and they are very well-behaved ie. no drugs, drinking, smoking, or fucking

just don't look to deep into some of thier beliefs/doctorines though...
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2012, 05:45:48 PM »

...how the hell does he stay awake in the morning ?   Huh    Huh   

Just dont drink coffee in the first place...

I dont drink coffee either and I get up 5:30 am on weekdays.





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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2012, 05:48:00 PM »

the thing about mormons is that they are actually good people and they are very well-behaved ie. no drugs, drinking, smoking, or fucking

just don't look to deep into some of thier beliefs/doctorines though...

hahahaha "well behaved".

We are fucking animals. We either accept out primitive instincts as well as our higher feelings like empathy, love or hatred or we're fucked. Do you know how this ends? Perfect family from outside, father abusing his children inside. You are not supposed to live such artificial "pure" life. Sooner or later, this shit breaks and it's ugly when it does.
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« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2012, 05:56:45 PM »

hahahaha "well behaved".

We are fucking animals. We either accept out primitive instincts as well as our higher feelings like empathy, love or hatred or we're fucked. Do you know how this ends? Perfect family from outside, father abusing his children inside. You are not supposed to live such artificial "pure" life. Sooner or later, this shit breaks and it's ugly when it does.

i kinda agree actually

so what's the answer?

to be a self-centered selfish kunt?

if yes, then i'm well on my way lol
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« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2012, 05:59:18 PM »

i kinda agree actually

so what's the answer?

to be a self-centered selfish kunt?

if yes, then i'm well on my way lol


Just be what you want to be and don't hurt others in the process unless they totally deserve it, isn't that simple?

Coffee? THC? Cocaine? If you wanna do it, go do it. Be aware of the consequences.
Sex? As long as the other one has same approach and accepts type of your relationship... Do as you please.
Use modern discoveries to your benefit. Birth controll pills so you won't end up having a kid you don't want (that is arleady hurting someone completely innocent). Never restrain from doing or taking something just because it is "not right". Does it hurt anybody else besides you? Are you ok with what it may do to you? Then you're good to go.

It's so fucking simple that I have no idea why these morons come up with bullshit like this. "Gay sex is wrong", "sex before marriage is wrong", "masturbation is wrong", "drugs are wrong"... I mean, go fuck yourself "moral" girls.
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« Reply #15 on: November 06, 2012, 06:00:52 PM »

I'm pretty sure mormans are allowed to use crystal meth.

Damn, I misspelled Mormon. 
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« Reply #16 on: November 06, 2012, 06:05:43 PM »

...how the hell does he stay awake in the morning ?   Huh    Huh   

Where do you come up with this shit??
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« Reply #17 on: November 06, 2012, 06:11:28 PM »

Just be what you want to be and don't hurt others in the process unless they totally deserve it, isn't that simple?

Coffee? THC? Cocaine? If you wanna do it, go do it. Be aware of the consequences.
Sex? As long as the other one has same approach and accepts type of your relationship... Do as you please.
Use modern discoveries to your benefit. Birth controll pills so you won't end up having a kid you don't want (that is arleady hurting someone completely innocent). Never restrain from doing or taking something just because it is "not right". Does it hurt anybody else besides you? Are you ok with what it may do to you? Then you're good to go.

It's so fucking simple that I have no idea why these morons come up with bullshit like this. "Gay sex is wrong", "sex before marriage is wrong", "masturbation is wrong", "drugs are wrong"... I mean, go fuck yourself "moral" girls.

so basically follow the humanist creed right?

but what happens if one is confused and doesn't know exactly who they are?

and i fully agree with this "don't hurt others in the process", but what happens when you hurt others unintentionally?
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« Reply #18 on: November 06, 2012, 06:14:41 PM »

so basically follow the humanist creed right?

but what happens if one is confused and doesn't know exactly who they are?

and i fully agree with this "don't hurt others in the process", but what happens when you hurt others unintentionally?

Then too fucking bad, everyone makes mistakes and following some orders from a guy from fantasy book like "the bible", "koran" or "sillmarilion" won't change it.

I would call it laveyan satanism but it doesn't matter. Eventually I don't follow it just because it is "satanism", I came up with some it and some of it I was taught by my parents. Many people before me came up with this ideas because they are simple and makes everything a lot easier. It doesn't matter how do you call it.
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« Reply #19 on: November 06, 2012, 07:07:47 PM »

the thing about mormons is that they are actually good people and they are very well-behaved ie. no drugs, drinking, smoking, or fucking

just don't look to deep into some of thier beliefs/doctorines though...

Exactly. Nothing wrong with be a good person. Not for me, but hey, I won't argue with someone who teaches their kids to be good and gives to charity. Weird underwear and all.
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« Reply #20 on: November 06, 2012, 08:07:48 PM »

He just continuously bangs out one his backup wives to keep the heart rate up to stay awake.
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« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2012, 08:17:17 PM »

coffee ice cream is good.
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« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2012, 08:45:01 PM »

coffee ice cream is good.
I hate coffee and love ice cream.
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« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2012, 09:27:59 PM »

who drinks coffee when your rich and can snort coke til your nose bleeds for breakfast

Good point. I've heard a lot of the politicians are into doctor prescribed "speed"...
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« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2012, 02:18:32 PM »

Where do you come up with this shit??

What shit ?
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