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Tapeworm

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 02:09:04 AM »
I regret that I've never had the chance to suggest to a woman that a good archimedian screw is just what she needs, and an opportunity is unlikely to present itself.  :(
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FitnessFrenzy

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 02:12:32 AM »
I fucked this girl once:


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BigCyp

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2012, 02:22:37 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on November 09, 2012, 01:54:22 AM
I want to surround myself with the things I love, but I always seem to be surrounded by obligations instead.  I'm worried that there's so little room for me in my own life.  I'd like to change that but there's not much I feel comfortable eliminating.

eliminate your wife and kids immediately with a shotgun
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garebear

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2012, 02:26:17 AM »
I like big butts and I cannot lie.

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 02:28:49 AM »
Quote from: garebear on November 09, 2012, 02:26:17 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie.



then what are ya doing in asia ???
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booty

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2012, 03:05:58 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on November 09, 2012, 12:23:59 AM
im a gimmick
That's nothing, I am a horse face attention whore.
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Euro-monster

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2012, 03:15:49 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on November 09, 2012, 01:16:07 AM
I like posting on pro muscle, using bathtub face test cypionate, and slagging off getbig behind everyones back


Tell us something we dont know already... ;D
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Raymondo

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2012, 03:22:33 AM »
Quote from: booty on November 09, 2012, 03:05:58 AM
That's nothing, I am a horse face attention whore.

booty, your high level of self-awareness is admirable
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booty

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2012, 03:27:40 AM »
Quote from: Raymondo on November 09, 2012, 03:22:33 AM
booty, your high level of self-awareness is admirable
Thank you Raymondo.   ;D
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Euro-monster

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2012, 03:29:22 AM »
Quote from: Raymondo on November 09, 2012, 03:22:33 AM
booty, your high level of self-awareness is admirable


.... :-X
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Rami

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2012, 04:11:46 AM »
Freeloading crocs and birds

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YngiweRhoads

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2012, 04:40:22 AM »
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Kwon_2

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2012, 04:54:22 AM »
If given the opportunity, i'd slap a_ahmed, da_vinci, Tbombz and Hindemberg Melao Jr
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Re: About yourself
« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2012, 05:07:59 AM »
I always laugh a little at midgets.
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Kwon_2

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2012, 05:14:16 AM »
Quote from: garebear on November 09, 2012, 02:26:17 AM
I like big butts and I cannot lie.



Then why marry an asian??
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BigCyp

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2012, 05:18:56 AM »
Quote from: Kwon_2 on November 09, 2012, 05:14:16 AM
Then why marry an asian??

Because in China you're only allowed to have one child, and that's all he needs?
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Krankenstein

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2012, 05:19:49 AM »
Quote from: Rami on November 09, 2012, 04:11:46 AM
Freeloading crocs and birds


I honestly never knew the crocs didn't mess with the hippos.
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Meso_z

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2012, 05:41:02 AM »
im your moms lover.
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dr.chimps

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2012, 05:49:47 AM »
I colour outside the lines.     :-\
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Kwon_2

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2012, 06:39:38 AM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on November 09, 2012, 05:19:49 AM
I honestly never knew the crocs didn't mess with the hippos.

Hippos are dangerous mang, even the crocs know that

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Obvious Gimmick

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #45 on: November 09, 2012, 06:47:15 AM »
I have a dream
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Re: About yourself
« Reply #46 on: November 09, 2012, 06:49:21 AM »
Quote from: booty on November 09, 2012, 03:05:58 AM
That's nothing, I am a horse face old, crooked nosed, tattle tale attention whore.

fixed  :-*  :-*  :-*

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Tapeworm

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #47 on: November 09, 2012, 06:50:31 AM »
I'm a bad combination of groundless insecurity and unjustified arrogance.
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Re: About yourself
« Reply #48 on: November 09, 2012, 06:51:53 AM »
I like big butts and i can not lie...
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Tapeworm

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Re: About yourself
« Reply #49 on: November 09, 2012, 06:52:46 AM »
Never really been much of a hat guy.
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