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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2012, 12:37:28 AM »

Cool
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m9ZP_tTtLc" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m9ZP_tTtLc</a>

this has to be the coolest dance sequence in any movie
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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2012, 02:42:29 AM »

I swear on Chaos' magic crystal bald head my plan was excellent but it failed! Once we got outta the bathroom, we went upstairs ended up on the bed, she played the "I dont feel good card", damn broad I gave you LIGHT liquor! Fast forward she stopped taking a nap, now here's the interesting part fellas play close attention and close other web browsers, she was wearing a bra, sports bra, tank top, shirt and a sweater on top of each other? Then she had her obvious underwear, thick spandex, and shorts on top of that? Man where the fuck did this broad think we're going, hunting for gh15's Elfs in the woods?? Fast forward, somehow she turned her back on me and i started hugging her and rubbing my solid package for a few minutes on her ass, then closer to the vagina (fellas pop the vaseline at this point if you're going to continue to read) then worked my right hand inside her bra from the front and tried to unlock her bra from the back with left hand, while I was multi-tasking she started to get wet but I couldnt fucking get any piece of clothing off because of all those layers and I didnt know where to start. Fast forward 10 min's and FINALLY her pussy got real wet, somehow i managed to get the damn shorts off but since she had strong legs i couldnt get her thick spandex off. She locked her legs and I said to myself dude if i try harder to get them off it'll rip her spandex since she kept locking out her legs, meanwhile she kept rubbing her pussy on my package and that was it, then once her pussy wasnt wet anymore she stopped, left me with blue balls and then she wanted to go home!  Angry
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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2012, 08:12:58 AM »

Should've got her drunker, you'd probably be happier now and not posting, as you'd be too bust trying to get her dressed and out the door.
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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2012, 08:56:08 AM »

I'm not a gay, but I'd prefer cock over a smoker.  Grin
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"Big"Nav.....lol what a sexually frustrated loser!!! And now he's broke from spending his allowance on a pathetic attempt at getting laid!!! Hahaa!!!! Grin
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2012, 09:22:36 AM »

this has to be the coolest dance sequence in any movie
Not so sure about that chief
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« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2012, 09:17:04 PM »

I have another date with another broad tomorrow. Not sure if you fellas are keeping track but check your notebooks. It's the same chick from Philly area. Stay tuned and stay thirsty my friends.

PS. Will be reporting live between 7PM-1AM Eastern Time.
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« Reply #31 on: November 11, 2012, 09:44:29 PM »

Keep some coke at your place. When ever you want to get to your apartment with a chick, tell them you have a little coke at your place. Should work 95 1/2 times out of 100.
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« Reply #32 on: November 12, 2012, 01:33:43 AM »

Haha Big Nada showing the studs how to get brushed off in this thread
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« Reply #33 on: November 12, 2012, 01:38:23 AM »

Ewww, she is a smoker. Big turn off.
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« Reply #34 on: November 12, 2012, 02:08:24 AM »

LOL

Is the kneegar doing a dump  Huh

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« Reply #35 on: November 12, 2012, 02:20:25 AM »

LOL

Is the kneegar doing a dump  Huh



Diet cola out the nose.  Thanks.
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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2012, 03:12:15 AM »

LOL

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I needed to go bro...jcvd cleaned it for me
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« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2012, 12:03:23 AM »

Any update on what happened with the new broad?
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« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2012, 01:04:16 AM »

Ask her if she prefers Nasser or Dorian.  That will get her hot. 
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« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2012, 01:44:20 AM »

Do you think your writing porn? If you do, let me just say that it is a big fail.
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