The Obama worshippers have long lost their minds and are immune to rational thought. I'd put money down that at least ONE of them has an actual Obama statue in their home that they plop down grapes and chicken to, along with some Cheech n' Chong incense.
Coach and 3333 may be maniacs, but they don't worship anybody...and are at least entertaining. The Hobamists are Stepford-Wiveslike in their daily devotions.