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« Reply #25 on: November 15, 2012, 04:24:58 AM » |
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Hahaha wtf is this competitor bull shit!!!?? Maybe a pie eating comp you fat fuck  Haha, isn't this the guy whose uncle bottomed him out in a casino bathroom after getting jealous that other gays were hitting on him when he was a "badass" bouncer? |
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« Reply #26 on: November 15, 2012, 04:48:05 AM » |
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Hmm....some questions for the new posters
do you have cankles?
do you have a cone head?
do you have a drinking problem?
do you weight over 200lbs or are you a member of the swim team?
how do you feel about women with very large feet?
how do you feel about sheep?
do you have a reciding hair line?
have you ever been stalked online or IRL?
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« Reply #27 on: November 15, 2012, 10:12:54 AM » |
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Hmm....some questions for the new posters
do you have cankles?
do you have a cone head?
do you have a drinking problem?
No do you weight over 200lbs or are you a member of the swim team?
I weight 230 but at nearly 6'5 I look like a swimmer anyway how do you feel about women with very large feet?
Repulsed how do you feel about sheep?
I would delegate to nzmm do you have a reciding hair line?
Yep have you ever been stalked online or IRL?
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« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2012, 11:21:22 AM » |
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I weight 230 but at nearly 6'5 I look like a swimmer anyway
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« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2012, 11:29:00 AM » |
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Hmmm,no drinking problem and Butterbean has gianormus feet...I'm a little worried...
Butterbean's feet don't take away from her awesomeness  Are you the one with the drinking problem? |
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« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2012, 11:37:41 AM » |
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Butterbean's feet don't take away from her awesomeness Are you the one with the drinking problem? Depends what you consider a problem  nz is a boozer and chaos has been known to overindulge with some fruity tasting wine with his wife. |
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« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2012, 11:52:25 AM » |
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« Reply #32 on: November 15, 2012, 11:54:35 AM » |
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I asked rip a little while ago. ...she said she would Been there, done that I told her if she started posting you'd strip down,oil up,throw on a glittery thong and take some pics for her  That was the deciding factor. |
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« Reply #33 on: November 15, 2012, 12:01:51 PM » |
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chaos is married mawhahhahhahahaha and all this time I thought he was a dedicated peter puffer  You must have me confused with your dad again. Been there, done that That was the deciding factor. |
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« Reply #34 on: November 15, 2012, 12:04:20 PM » |
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You must have me confused with your dad again. My dad's sperm produced a strapping young lad like myself, so evidently he's no homo |
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« Reply #35 on: November 15, 2012, 12:04:32 PM » |
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That was the deciding factor.
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« Reply #36 on: November 15, 2012, 12:07:27 PM » |
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Haha, isn't this the guy whose uncle bottomed him out in a casino bathroom after getting jealous that other gays were hitting on him when he was a "badass" bouncer?
Hahaha yes, I also heard that Twinko Fag also enjoys a bit of pilates and stretching - specifically stretching his anus with the Ugandan sailors down at the pier. |
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« Reply #37 on: November 15, 2012, 12:08:57 PM » |
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Hahaha yes, I also heard that Twinko Fag also enjoys a bit of pilates and stretching - specifically stretching his anus with the Ugandan sailors down at the pier.
How's that sexy roommate slag of yours? |
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« Reply #38 on: November 15, 2012, 12:11:05 PM » |
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Depends what you consider a problem nz is a boozer and chaos has been known to overindulge with some fruity tasting wine with his wife. I'm being dragged to a winery tour this weekend..... no beer, no spirits, just wine  Any advices? Sneaking in my own supply will be frowned upon I have been told. |
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« Reply #39 on: November 15, 2012, 12:12:59 PM » |
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How's that sexy roommate slag of yours? Not quite sexy to be honest..... Also seems to have cut back on the cock hunting. |
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« Reply #40 on: November 15, 2012, 12:16:42 PM » |
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I'm being dragged to a winery tour this weekend..... no beer, no spirits, just wine Any advices? Sneaking in my own supply will be frowned upon I have been told. Is your boyfriend taking you along with him ? You can always show up pissed. |
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« Reply #41 on: November 15, 2012, 12:22:43 PM » |
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I'm being dragged to a winery tour this weekend..... no beer, no spirits, just wine Any advices? Sneaking in my own supply will be frowned upon I have been told. Drink heavy amounts of red.it's starts to taste good when you're drunk. ...hit on hot chicks on the tour or if they work at the winery. |
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« Reply #42 on: November 15, 2012, 12:24:48 PM » |
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Is your boyfriend taking you along with him ? You can always show up pissed. Your mom said I could take a dump on her chest if I do this, so I thought I'd cut her a break. It's a long day.... but yes, maybe I can get pissed before and blow out early and get out of it that way. |
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« Reply #43 on: November 15, 2012, 12:25:54 PM » |
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Drink heavy amounts of red.it's starts to taste good when you're drunk.
...hit on hot chicks on the tour or if they work at the winery.
The missus will love the 2nd part |
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« Reply #44 on: November 15, 2012, 12:27:01 PM » |
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« Reply #45 on: November 15, 2012, 12:31:00 PM » |
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X2 Always thought NZ was a "fluffer" for an elite group of sailors belonging to the Royal Ugandan Navy. |
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« Reply #46 on: November 15, 2012, 12:31:42 PM » |
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gf I should say.... bit of nz slang to call the gf the missus. No hurry to ruin my life just yet! |
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« Reply #47 on: November 15, 2012, 12:32:25 PM » |
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lots of men flicking towels at each other in the locker rooms in this thread
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« Reply #48 on: November 15, 2012, 12:33:16 PM » |
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X2
Always thought NZ was a "fluffer" for an elite group of sailors belonging to the Royal Ugandan Navy.
"missus" is nzmm's name for some hairy kiwi called Connor |
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« Reply #49 on: November 15, 2012, 12:35:37 PM » |
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X2
Always thought NZ was a "fluffer" for an elite group of sailors belonging to the Royal Ugandan Navy.
The "competitor" label under your name says it all. Your hero is most likely Bob Chick and you role-play "behind the ice machine at the Mirage" with your uncle and all your other schmoe clients. |
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