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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2012, 02:28:20 PM »
did the Tough Mudder last year. At the very end, they spray you with a firehose before you run through live electrical wires

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2013, 05:55:20 PM »
Just do some hard yard work and then chop some wood.  Much more fulfilling and difficult than these "races".

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2013, 06:02:18 PM »
Not bragging - but im in pretty fucking good shape now.   It was between another bodybuilding show or a run of tough mudder and spartan races for a few months and I chose the races. 


Oh I was just drawing a mock.   ;)  Everyone knows thats the slaves occupation.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #28 on: January 01, 2013, 06:15:32 PM »
All I know is that for the last 2 days I saw literally thousands of fit butts.  I saw thick healthy butts jumping, running, climbing, burpeeing, rowing, jogging, bouncing, coolies all over boston. 

You guys want to dismiss that fine - all im saying is that these races are a magnet for HOT babes. 

Sounds like a good time to me.
I ran many a 5k staying on pace by following some sweet ass. Enjoy.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #29 on: January 01, 2013, 06:23:54 PM »
Focusing on the hot asses in front of you makes the time go by no? 

Im not kidding - these races are like magnets for tons and tons of hit fit chicks 

Part of the reason I joined a large , modern new gym was the number of fine ass training there.
I'm too old to do anything but I still enjoy being a pervert and looking while I train :P

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #30 on: January 01, 2013, 06:37:43 PM »
you sound depraved

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #31 on: January 01, 2013, 06:40:18 PM »
I really could not believe it when i went to my first race w my friend who did this. 

Who would ever have though so many hot chicks want to run in the mud annd do burpees? 

It was insane - the bars the night before in Boston filled with hot chicks for this, the race day - literally THOUSANDS of chicks in tight stretch pants running, jumping, stretching, bouncing right in your face everywhere 

My ideas on mud chicks and burpees is having anal sex with a drunk chick who has beer burps.
BUT your day sounds pretty good too

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #32 on: January 02, 2013, 01:25:44 PM »
Went and watched it last year. VERY inspiring! That shit is no joke.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #33 on: January 02, 2013, 01:27:18 PM »
Go away troll 


pot calling kettle black?

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #34 on: January 02, 2013, 02:39:25 PM »
I really could not believe it when i went to my first race w my friend who did this. 

Who would ever have though so many hot chicks want to run in the mud annd do burpees? 

It was insane - the bars the night before in Boston filled with hot chicks for this, the race day - literally THOUSANDS of chicks in tight stretch pants running, jumping, stretching, bouncing right in your face everywhere 
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2013, 04:44:08 AM »
I never did or seen a tough mudder but my friend said you have to see the girls hose them self off at the end. He said a few were like fuck it and pulled their shorts and top down to hose off the mud.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2013, 04:47:27 AM »
A friend of mine shattered his ankle doing a Tough Mudder.

Shame on him for being a hipster.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2013, 04:51:04 AM »
I just don't get these silly races. It's like pretending to be a soldier for a day. What's wrong with testing your endurance in a normal 5K without the silly M tv obstacles?

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2013, 05:17:54 AM »
Did he train for it? 

Yes, he is an avid cyclist/runner, but apparently going over one of the obstacles, another very untrained individual fell on him.

Shattered his ankle very badly.  Pins/screws.

Fuck that noise.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2013, 05:20:10 AM »
Yes, he is an avid cyclist/runner, but apparently going over one of the obstacles, another very untrained individual fell on him.

Shattered his ankle very badly.  Pins/screws.

Fuck that noise.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #40 on: January 04, 2013, 06:29:39 AM »
I just don't get these silly races. It's like pretending to be a soldier for a day. What's wrong with testing your endurance in a normal 5K without the silly M tv obstacles?

Because it's fun?

A 5k may seem like a challenge to someone who needs to sit at machine to hit side delts, but to people who can actually move, it's not really a test.
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #41 on: January 04, 2013, 08:49:02 AM »
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #42 on: January 04, 2013, 10:30:57 AM »
Let me interpret the Tough Mudder and Spartan Races for Getbiggers. Here goes:

"I want to pretend that I am an elite warrior, struggling through difficult obstacles, and lifes circumstances but since I actually sit in my comfy house and job 7 days out of the week, I will run a tough mudder so I could pretend I am a badass"

 :) :)
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #43 on: January 04, 2013, 10:33:49 AM »
Let me interpret the Tough Mudder and Spartan Races for Getbiggers. Here goes:

"I want to pretend that I am an elite warrior, struggling through difficult obstacles, and lifes circumstances but since I actually sit in my comfy house and job 7 days out of the week, I will run a tough mudder so I could pretend I am a badass"

 :) :)

And, in reality:

"The Tough Mudder looks like it would be fun to do and I'd enjoy training for it, so I'm going to run it."

Hopefully it doesn't prohibit any future, intense rear delt training.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #44 on: January 04, 2013, 10:42:41 AM »
And, in reality:

"The Tough Mudder looks like it would be fun to do and I'd enjoy training for it, so I'm going to run it."

Hopefully it doesn't prohibit any future, intense rear delt training.



This is Getbig. We know the above is false  ;) ;)
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2013, 10:55:28 AM »
This is Getbig. We know the above is false  ;) ;)

You do have a point there.
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2013, 12:58:20 PM »
Because it's fun?

A 5k may seem like a challenge to someone who needs to sit at machine to hit side delts, but to people who can actually move, it's not really a test.

What you said is just dumb beyond belief. If you can run a fast 5K you can run a fast mudder race.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2013, 01:35:27 PM »
What you said is just dumb beyond belief. If you can run a fast 5K you can run a fast mudder race.

What you just said is dumb beyond belief, or you just have no idea what you're talking about.

Running a little over 2 miles at a good pace does not mean you can do a 10 mile Tough Mudder.  It's not in the same universe.   

Even if you're really good at "fighting" through the lactic acid burn a serious set of tricep kick backs can generate.

http://toughmudder.com/obstacles/
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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2013, 01:51:40 PM »
What you just said is dumb beyond belief, or you just have no idea what you're talking about.

Running a little over 2 miles at a good pace does not mean you can do a 10 mile Tough Mudder.  It's not in the same universe.  

Even if you're really good at "fighting" through the lactic acid burn a serious set of tricep kick backs can generate.

http://toughmudder.com/obstacles/

So if you can run a good 10 mile race you would suck doing a 10 mile mudder.  Just stupid.

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Re: Anyone do a Spartan Race or Tough Mudder?
« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2013, 04:58:38 PM »
So if you can run a good 10 mile race you would suck doing a 10 mile mudder.  Just stupid.

You said a 5K dipshit.   That's 3.1 miles, not 10.
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