hefner's bitch

[El Diablo Blanco]

I overheard some old farts talking  said hugh was only 73 years old  said they started lying about his age to increase followers

I heard Hef was Courtney Stodden's twin brother.

[Pet shop boys]

He looks 85 years old .



WOOOSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Irongrip400]

This was his monthly income in 2009 that he needed to file for his divorce
Monthly income:

– Salary from Playboy: $116,667
– Social Security: $1,896
– Dividends and interest: $121,099
– Rental property: $17,058
– Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
– Pensions and retirement: $413
– Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

–Total monthly income: $290,580

Other Assets:

– $306,548 in cash
– $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds
– $6,122,990 in a joint account with an unnamed person

– Total assets (including Playboy stock and property): $43,232,096

And this is why she's with him.  Hope he has a prenup.

[Tre]

This was his monthly income in 2009 that he needed to file for his divorce
Monthly income:

– Salary from Playboy: $116,667
– Social Security: $1,896
– Dividends and interest: $121,099
– Rental property: $17,058
– Income from HMH Productions: $15,808
– Pensions and retirement: $413
– Other miscellaneous income: $17,639

–Total monthly income: $290,580

Other Assets:

– $306,548 in cash
– $36,802,558 in stocks and bonds
– $6,122,990 in a joint account with an unnamed person

– Total assets (including Playboy stock and property): $43,232,096

That's his pre-Obama net worth. 

[maxkane69]

THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY !!!
JOE ROGAN WAS A GOOD STAND-UP COMEDIAN BUT NOW HE IS AN ANNOYING SCREAMER MMA COMMENTATOR !!!

[Kwon_2]

THAT WAS FUCKING FUNNY !!!
JOE ROGAN WAS A GOOD STAND-UP COMEDIAN BUT NOW HE IS AN ANNOYING SCREAMER MMA COMMENTATOR !!!

Well, it's a career-move that pays well.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

You mean the spiritual energy?

Ya I read something about it years ago. Not saying I believe the spiritual energy shit but if it does exist, a place where hundred if not thousands of people who may have been raped would give off a creepy vibe.

[Nails]

there was an interview with Hef a few years ago and asked him if he was gay, he said NO, but that back in the days in he would have lots of Orgys in the mansion, and during these orgys he would get penetrated from behind but never turned around to see if it was a guy or a girl because he was so into the female sex partner he was penetrating


Ok  


he said it was collateral damage

[dj181]

he awalys seemed like a lazy peice of shit fuck that guy

 

[snx]

And feminists wonder why their movement can't get traction.

[arce1988]

  Don't hate

[King Shizzo]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2243092/Hugh-Hefner-Crystal-Harris-pick-wedding-licence-ahead-New-Years-Eve-ceremony.html

he's 86, she's 26. it'd be like getting mauled by a corpse.. old people have that old people funk about them that no amount of money can cover up. the smell of slow decay, stale piss and death.


It's back on: Apparently Crystal Harris has realised she can't live without Hugh Hefner and their cancelled wedding is back on for New Year's Eve


Jetset: Crystal enjoys a luxurious lifestyle with the wealthy magazine proprietor


Custody battle: Hugh Hefner is in a bitter custody battle with his runaway Playboy bride Crystal Harris over their pet dog Charlie


No turn on: Crystal said that Hef didn't do it for her after the first split

funny, she looks about 46.

[Parker]

And yet, he's apparently doing better (with the ladies) than his own son.

[Mr Nobody]

I didnt recognize him without his robe on.

[Grape Ape]

  Don't hate

x2.  Legendary man.

[booty]

So it's back on with this girl?  I thought she dumped him at the alter a couple of years ago?

[Maddy]

So it's back on with this girl?  I thought she dumped him at the alter a couple of years ago?

speaking of
being dumped
on

[booty]

speaking of
being dumped
on

Keep dreaming. 

[MikMaq]

That sounds like a lot and is for most people but for all of the time spent on Playboy you'd think he would be a hundred millionaire or a billionaire.  People have made $100 million of more on worst ideas and products.

Fuck, Taylor Swift reportedly made $45 million last year.

His wealth has pretty much been stalled for the last 20 years. The being worth over a 100 mill thinger is something that has only really become common in the same time period. Also I'm sure at this point in his life most of his money has been given to whoever his next of kin are.

[magikusar]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2243092/Hugh-Hefner-Crystal-Harris-pick-wedding-licence-ahead-New-Years-Eve-ceremony.html

he's 86, she's 26. it'd be like getting mauled by a corpse.. old people have that old people funk about them that no amount of money can cover up. the smell of slow decay, stale piss and death.


It's back on: Apparently Crystal Harris has realised she can't live without Hugh Hefner and their cancelled wedding is back on for New Year's Eve


Jetset: Crystal enjoys a luxurious lifestyle with the wealthy magazine proprietor


Custody battle: Hugh Hefner is in a bitter custody battle with his runaway Playboy bride Crystal Harris over their pet dog Charlie


No turn on: Crystal said that Hef didn't do it for her after the first split

looks like she needs to work legs, quads puny

[John]

x2.  Legendary man.

In his own mind. Like that comedian shows (which was hilarious btw) the girls who sleep with the nasty old codger all go and throw up later on. Ewww can you imagine getting those images out your head years after the deed....ewww shudder. Stuff of nightmares.

[snx]

Someone post the nudes please (not of Hefner...just his lady). Thanks in advance.

[Grape Ape]

In his own mind. Like that comedian shows (which was hilarious btw) the girls who sleep with the nasty old codger all go and throw up later on. Ewww can you imagine getting those images out your head years after the deed....ewww shudder. Stuff of nightmares.

Not in his own mind, in reality.  He wasn't always 86 years old.  He made millions taking pictures of nude, hot women, fucked a shit ton of them, and builit a house to let them live in.

[snx]

Not in his own mind, in reality.  He wasn't always 86 years old.  He made millions taking pictures of nude, hot women, fucked a shit ton of them, and builit a house to let them live in.

I wish some old lady would have done that for me. Sounds like a new low that I could easily sink to.

[tacobender]

he actually rents the house lol but true story