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Author Topic: how many of you are in a blowjobless relationship?  (Read 4723 times)
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« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2012, 07:23:12 AM »

LOL True, "massages" are one answer... but you have to pay for those. In the gay world there are three kinds of massages
1) therapeutic: typical massage.
2) sensual: typical massage, but the masseur will be shirtless, in shorts, a thong, or nude, and you can cop a feel or many feels.
3) erotic: massage is optional.  You can skip the foreplay and get down to business.  It concludes with a "happy ending!"  You get to define what "happy" is.

Grin

There is not such thing as a free blowjob in a relationship either.  We pay daily for it.  At least with thai massages we get all the bullshit out of the way.
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« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2012, 07:25:13 AM »

I live with my mom, so I'm kinda happy there are no blowjobs.

You're missing out bro believe me
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« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2012, 07:25:22 AM »

Anabolicho touting for potential business in this thread, with a classic needs based customer survey

Haha he's quite the connoisseur of dick.
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« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2012, 07:26:30 AM »

I may be a autistic retard, that feels to worthless to even get an erection, but that is fucking sad. Have some self respect. What are you doing getting a chick you just met pregnant, worst yet she obviously was before she started letting you blow inside her.


Man your getting swindle pretty soon your gonna be paying child support to a kid that ain't yours.

i have to spread my genes like king coleman
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« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2012, 07:30:24 AM »

Haha he's quite the connoisseur of dick.
not in particular

i just know a lot about a lot

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« Reply #30 on: December 14, 2012, 07:31:59 AM »

strangely, after 13 years of marriage BJs aren't the problem...but try getting your wife to rub your shoulders  Embarrassed
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« Reply #31 on: December 14, 2012, 07:33:26 AM »

How many getbiggers have already sucked your dick?

I could tell you.  But then I'd have to kill you.  Lips sealed
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« Reply #32 on: December 14, 2012, 07:35:08 AM »

There is not such thing as a free blowjob in a relationship either.  We pay daily for it.  At least with thai massages we get all the bullshit out of the way.

True, but if you are in a relationship you are already paying. So why should you have to pay extra to someone else when you should get that at home as part of the package you are already paying for.  Wink
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« Reply #33 on: December 14, 2012, 07:37:27 AM »

patronizing prostitutes is all fine and dandy untill you get caught Undecided
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« Reply #34 on: December 14, 2012, 07:42:38 AM »

You're missing out bro believe me

 Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #35 on: December 14, 2012, 07:46:27 AM »

"If you don't get over here and suck my dick there are hundreds of other guys around here who will." I had to say that once.  Either way, after that, the problem was solved.  Kiss

Hey have you ever threatened to give a guy AIDS? Like suck my dick or I'll give you AIDS. Or is so common these days its not scary?
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« Reply #36 on: December 14, 2012, 07:48:12 AM »

True, but if you are in a relationship you are already paying. So why should you have to pay extra to someone else when you should get that at home as part of the package you are already paying for.  Wink

variety Huh
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« Reply #37 on: December 14, 2012, 07:51:08 AM »

When you know she is about to come home buy a blow up doll jump in bed and put your dick in the mouth and put a blow job porn movie on the tv she will get the message.
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« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2012, 07:54:13 AM »

When there is no sex your only choice is to leave or cheat, if she does not realize this inform her, if she does not care, it means she does not care about you.
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« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2012, 07:55:12 AM »

 Lips sealed

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« Reply #40 on: December 14, 2012, 08:09:29 AM »

When you know she is about to come home buy a blow up doll jump in bed and put your dick in the mouth and put a blow job porn movie on the tv she will get the message.

Hahaha yes!
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« Reply #41 on: December 14, 2012, 08:10:54 AM »

no BJ is a deal breaker.

my ex sucked dick (and rode dick) like a fuckin porn star, then after she moved in it was damn near OVER. was lucky if i got pussy (and a bj.. which she protested and rolled her eyes about) once a week..... she said she wanted out.. and i was like PEACE!


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« Reply #42 on: December 14, 2012, 08:16:29 AM »

no BJ is a deal breaker.

my ex sucked dick (and rode dick) like a fuckin porn star, then after she moved in it was damn near OVER. was lucky if i got pussy (and a bj.. which she protested and rolled her eyes about) once a week..... she said she wanted out.. and i was like PEACE!



my ex was exactly the same, just they never stopped.... shame she was bat shit mental
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« Reply #43 on: December 14, 2012, 08:20:32 AM »

I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.
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« Reply #44 on: December 14, 2012, 08:22:34 AM »

pussy is different tho

not once in years has she refused entry to her vageen


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« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2012, 08:37:44 AM »

it seems like women who you just met like to suck your cock

but after a while they stop it all together

you tell yourself it's ok it's not a big deal, bj is optional right

but lets be realistic here, it's a nice experience to have a beautiful woman suck on your cawk



i think it has to do with the aesthetic value of a man's torso.
ie: if you're fat she's not gonna be too interested.
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« Reply #46 on: December 14, 2012, 08:43:36 AM »

I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.

i feel you bro. better to be alone and have respect for yourself than to be some pitiful beggar.
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« Reply #47 on: December 14, 2012, 08:57:09 AM »

My actual gf is a bj queen.
but since we're living together the "bj count" shut down dramatically.

"bj is not a proof of love" she told me.

I told her my point of view about that, life is too short for not being happy in relationship, and good bj are the key to a good relationship.
period.

your wife must suck your cock.
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« Reply #48 on: December 14, 2012, 09:02:11 AM »

My actual gf is a bj queen.
but since we're living together the "bj count" shut down dramatically.

"bj is not a proof of love" she told me.

I told her my point of view about that, life is too short for not being happy in relationship, and good bj are the key to a good relationship.
period.

your wife must suck your cock.

tell her "going to work and paying the bills is not a proof of love"..see how that goes over.
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« Reply #49 on: December 14, 2012, 09:10:56 AM »

I could never be one of those poor saps who begs his women for pussy every two months and never gets a blowjob, who would stay in something like that? Assuming you are holding up your end. fuck that noise.....next.

What do you mean "holding up your end"? (no homo)
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