|
FitnessFrenzy
|
 |
« on: December 14, 2012, 01:11:18 PM » |
|
Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
The question is: How long would you let this go on?
|
|
|
|
|
|
darkrid3r
|
|
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 01:21:40 PM » |
|
300 bucks a day, is this tax free?
hahahah, contemplation is a bitch.
|
|
|
|
|
B_B_C
Getbig IV
Gender: 
Posts: 1809
be your self, everybody else is taken
|
|
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 01:22:58 PM » |
|
this is such an incontinent posting I almost pissed on you
|
changeIsTheLotOf all
|
|
|
|
El Diablo Blanco
|
|
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 01:24:03 PM » |
|
so a $109500 a year in tax free dollars? 10 years I guess.
No asparagus though. He can't eat that shit. Also no steroids or oral hormones that'll make his pee yellow like goodrums teeth
|
|
|
|
|
|
FitnessFrenzy
|
|
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2012, 01:24:56 PM » |
|
tax free? yes
|
|
|
|
|
|
Papyrus
|
|
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2012, 01:25:23 PM » |
|
If you go a year and a half that's serious money assuming it's tax free.
The downside is you can't have a normal relationship or ever sleep at a friends or girl because of the weirdness and embarassment of everyone knowing, so that would add to the challenge.
I try for 1,5 years, that's 1 mill in Swedish crowns
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nicademus
|
|
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2012, 01:25:27 PM » |
|
Piss away homie.
|
|
|
|
|
B_B_C
Getbig IV
Gender:
Posts: 1809
be your self, everybody else is taken
|
|
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2012, 01:26:56 PM » |
|
is the €300 in addition to daily matress and bed linin replacement and laundry?
|
changeIsTheLotOf all
|
|
|
|
the trainer
|
|
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2012, 01:27:07 PM » |
|
I would do it and when i feel that i have saved enough money from this dirty act then i would stop it.
|
F
|
|
|
|
claymore
|
|
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2012, 02:54:15 PM » |
|
$110,000 and we got a deal....
|
|
|
|
|
|
tbombz
|
|
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2012, 03:10:05 PM » |
|
i would do it long enough to work some entreprenuerial magic on the funds and no longer need the money.
|
V
|
|
|
|
Knooger
|
|
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2012, 03:13:05 PM » |
|
No way for $300. For $50,000/day I'd do it. Keep it up for a few weeks I guess.
|
|
|
|
|
|
DPump
|
|
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2012, 03:13:44 PM » |
|
Count me in
|
|
|
|
|
|
Jizzacked
|
|
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2012, 03:30:23 PM » |
|
redditfag
|
|
|
|
|
|
tommywishbone
|
|
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2012, 03:31:56 PM » |
|
LOL at thread title. hahaha
|
Power to the people.
|
|
|
|
Voice of Doom
|
|
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2012, 03:57:35 PM » |
|
no more than 15 years.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Alex23
|
|
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2012, 04:05:28 PM » |
|
so a $109500 a year in tax free dollars? 10 years I guess.
No asparagus though. He can't eat that shit. Also no steroids or oral hormones that'll make his pee yellow like goodrums teeth
Brutal showing us where the financial bar is in your life and how little you make. Epic Failed @income. |
|
|
|
|
|
Devon97
|
|
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2012, 04:11:54 PM » |
|
i would do it long enough to work some entreprenuerial magic on the funds and no longer need the money.
::)Don't be re-cockulous, You'd do it for free. |
Nattywonder runs NYC
|
|
|
|
DPump
|
|
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2012, 04:11:59 PM » |
|
109k a year is a fair amount of money!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Nomad
|
|
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2012, 04:18:44 PM » |
|
This deal is stupid. A new mattress + new comforter and pillows and other cleaning utensils will easily run $200 each day.
Make it $1000 and then its more realistic.
|
all drugs - TPPIIP
|
|
|
B_B_C
Getbig IV
Gender:
Posts: 1809
be your self, everybody else is taken
|
|
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2012, 04:29:11 PM » |
|
how did this milloinaire make his money
sanitation?
and now he wants to piss it all away
|
changeIsTheLotOf all
|
|
|
|
Stark
|
|
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2012, 04:33:20 PM » |
|
Hypothetical scenario:
An anonymous billionaire is privately funding this. You will never meet them. They are not filming or recording any aspect of this; they simply enjoy knowing they have this kind of power.
Each day you are woken up by a man peeing on you. This man has been hired by the billionaire to pee on you. They are regularly checked by doctors to make sure they are healthy and infection-free. Regardless, urine is sterile. Stinky, but harmless.
As soon as the pee hits your face (and oh yes, he'll aim for the face) you can jump out of bed and go to the shower. While you are showering the man who pees on you will switch your mattress, put on new sheets and leave $300 in cash on your dining room table.
The above situation will happen every single day for the rest of your life until one evening you decide you do not want to be peed on the next morning and cancel. Then it can never start again. Ever.
A few conditions:
-You may have as much or as little interaction with the man who pees as you want
-The man who pees will act as an alarm clock/wake-up call. You can tell him to begin peeing at 6:30am and that's exactly when he will start.
-If you share the bed with someone he will be aiming for you. Spashback onto the sleeping partner is a possibility.
-If you go on vacation he travels as well. He will typically stay in the hotel room next to yours.
The question is: How long would you let this go on?
Great copy and past job  http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14uee5/how_long_would_you_let_someone_pee_on_you_for_300/ |
|
|
|
|
B_B_C
Getbig IV
Gender:
Posts: 1809
be your self, everybody else is taken
|
|
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2012, 04:35:30 PM » |
|
that the trouble with incontinence it never stops dribbling |
changeIsTheLotOf all
|
|
|
|
Stark
|
|
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2012, 04:36:37 PM » |
|
that the trouble with incontinence
it never stops dribbling
preach n igga preach |
|
|
|
|
|
Master Blaster
|
|
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2012, 10:08:26 PM » |
|
if I could save the pee and resell if as a medicinal cure for an additional stipend, I would gladly be peed upon for a fortnight or two.
|
|
|
|
|
|
