Freespirit and NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE were driving through the desert looking for some camels to suck off, when suddenly their pink fiat 500 broke down. After pushing it for a few miles, stopping briefly to change train positions, they happened upon a small garage at the side of the road. While they were waiting for the mechanic to look it over, Freespirit popped into the small shop attached to the garage to buy himself and his lover a frozen treat to cool off. As they sat sharing eachothers ice creams, the mechanic came from under the hood and remarked "Looks like you guys blew a couple of seals...." Wiping his bottom lip NOABSENCEOFMUSCLE replied "Oh I wish I had grandpa, but I'm afraid it's just the ice cream!" oh brother what a couple of gaylords.