Confusedius Say
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man that is stuck in pantry (next to the ice-machine) has his ass in jam.
Man standing on toilet is high on pot.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.