RE: Lebron
Yes, Lebron is a queef. The Cavs are basically the 20013-14 Miami Heat version 2.0. A top heavy roster with 3 superstars and an aging bench that can't contribute anything.
RE: Kobe's contract
The Lakers offered him that deal, he did not negotiate it. Everyone wants Kobe to play for way less than his market value. That's very easy to say when it isn't your 50 million dollars. The Lakers signed a 3 billion dollar TV deal recently and that was largely because of Kobe. So Kobe's supposed to go "OK Lakers, you guys take the 3 billion and just pay me the same as Jeremy Lin". That's absurd.
When Kobe signed the contract, the team told him they would still have plenty of cap room, they said as much on ESPN. Even after they signed Kobe the Lakers still offered max deals to Lebron and Melo. Kobe isn't the owner, he isn't the GM, and he isn't an expert on the NBA salary cap. It's not his responsibility to tell them how to run their team. Also, just because a couple of dipshits are willing to play for way less than they are worth doesn't mean Kobe should be guilted into doing it too.