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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #100 on: December 29, 2012, 06:58:01 PM »
pack up and move to canada...

wait i live in canada...

stay here and watch american'ts destroy themselves

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #101 on: December 29, 2012, 07:02:28 PM »
pack up and move to canada...

wait i live in canada...

stay here and watch american'ts destroy themselves

You live in Can'tada?


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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #102 on: December 29, 2012, 07:08:39 PM »
Put on my ninja suit and grab my Shurikens

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #103 on: December 29, 2012, 07:09:08 PM »
Put on my ninja suit and grab my Shurikens
Hi Hindemburg Melao whatever the fuck

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #104 on: December 29, 2012, 07:12:59 PM »
I also might move my coffee table and bust into a capoeira ginga.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #105 on: December 29, 2012, 07:48:22 PM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #106 on: December 29, 2012, 08:34:46 PM »
about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it

he stabbed one of them to death with a knife

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #107 on: December 29, 2012, 08:40:01 PM »
slap on some posing oil and hit a mm shot. If that doesn't scare  the intruders I'll put on my TAPOUT t-shirt and ask if they wanna dance

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #108 on: December 29, 2012, 08:42:02 PM »
When I was in high school my parents used to have these two massive swords hung up by the fireplace, they were replicas of swords of ancient kings, but I used to always imagine burglars breaking in and then I would reach for the swords and Start attacking them with them, it would've been epic!!!!



Funny story, my dad has a revolver, he called me one time freaking out saying he couldn't find it and that he always leaves it in his safe, and I was like "no dad you've never left it in the safe, it was always in the closet hidden under your underwear!!". And he was like "are you sure?  I know I always left it in the safe!!!". And I Was like "no definitely not". So we hang up and he calls me a few minutes later and is like "yeah,  you were right, it was exactly where you said it would be, right under my stack of underwear.   But why were you going through my underwear??". And I was like "I was looking for a watch we were talking about the other day!" And he was like "yeah right!  Liar... you weirdo!"

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #109 on: December 29, 2012, 08:56:42 PM »
My dad bought this in Japan and gave it to me as a house warming gift.  This is what I'd use against the intruders!

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #110 on: December 29, 2012, 11:25:09 PM »
I know it's not in the cards, but all this gun ban talk has got me thinking.

Say the government confiscates and bans all weapons.

Aside from obtaining illegal assualt weapons (of which there will be a huge market), how can one feasibly protect their property from an intruder?

I think a home made flamethrower has merit. It would have to be well engineered.

Thoughts?

Answer is very simple, because you only have to think which weapon you want to bring in the gun fight. Is it a pillow? A spoon? Would some kind of toothpick be handy? Will your swinging dick be enough to scare them away? Think about that. It is ridiculously stupid to think that the bad guys doesn't have guns.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #111 on: December 29, 2012, 11:35:34 PM »
Okay, what the hell am I looking at?


My house.

HAHAHAA, nah, it's pic from RUS military warehouse for some sort of chemical weaponry.
(if getting more specific, most probably at one of the disposal facilities where old stockpiles are destroyed as I'm pretty sure the in-service warehouses of stuff this caliber are not filmed)

I bet sum' nasty shit there anyways - would make the intruders run when sprayed a bit in their faces  ;D

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #112 on: December 30, 2012, 02:40:10 AM »
Nepalese Kukri.



The technique is simple, you put the kukri in your enemy's stomach, you pull it out together with intestines, he bends over in pain, agony and utter despair, you strike again and cut his head off.

All of this you do with a smile on your face.  :)

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #113 on: December 30, 2012, 07:28:41 AM »
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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #114 on: December 30, 2012, 08:44:20 AM »
about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it

he stabbed one of them to death with a knife

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woah!   

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #115 on: December 30, 2012, 09:26:06 AM »
about 10 days ago a powerlifter in my area walked into his house to find 3 guys burglarizing it

he stabbed one of them to death with a knife

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What's he bench?

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #116 on: December 30, 2012, 02:56:57 PM »
Keep a stack of bear traps nearby.  Pry them open and fling it at the bad guys.

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Re: Home defense without a gun. What would you do?
« Reply #117 on: December 30, 2012, 04:39:09 PM »
You live in Can'tada?




hurl "can't" derived insults at intruders until they meltdown