When I was in high school my parents used to have these two massive swords hung up by the fireplace, they were replicas of swords of ancient kings, but I used to always imagine burglars breaking in and then I would reach for the swords and Start attacking them with them, it would've been epic!!!!
Funny story, my dad has a revolver, he called me one time freaking out saying he couldn't find it and that he always leaves it in his safe, and I was like "no dad you've never left it in the safe, it was always in the closet hidden under your underwear!!". And he was like "are you sure? I know I always left it in the safe!!!". And I Was like "no definitely not". So we hang up and he calls me a few minutes later and is like "yeah, you were right, it was exactly where you said it would be, right under my stack of underwear. But why were you going through my underwear??". And I was like "I was looking for a watch we were talking about the other day!" And he was like "yeah right! Liar... you weirdo!"