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tacobender
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« on: January 03, 2013, 08:54:08 AM » |
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and why are womens assoles brown is it because of shit thats just been festered there for years?
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Tito24
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 08:56:33 AM » |
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uncle festered
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tacobender
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« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 09:03:00 AM » |
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real talk and keep it bodybuilding related
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Mr Nobody
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« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 09:06:29 AM » |
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Yes I can't remember her name and don't want to.
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Schmoff
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« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2013, 09:10:21 AM » |
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only with your mom
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2013, 09:15:41 AM » |
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Told this story many times. But I used to go to this dance club in my younger days. This smoking hot bartender, she was amazing, sweet tits, fucking sexy as hell. For some strange reason she was really into me. We exchanged numbers and the next day she invited me over. I was shocked, she was totally the hottest chick I ever scored.
I go to her place and immediately we start making out, She is wearing black yoga pants so slipping my hand down into her pants was easy, I start fingering her and she is wet as hell. I bring my hand up and the scent was like I just opened a can of bumblebee tuna. I proceeded to go on, she undresses and had a total porn star body. Just gorgeous. I bag it and fuck her, but that smell would not go away. I go home and shower but it was still there. On my nose, my crotch area, my hands. I sometimes think God was fucking with me, letting me fuck this hot chick but giving her a huge flaw.
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Stark
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« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2013, 09:19:06 AM » |
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Told this story many times. But I used to go to this dance club in my younger days. This smoking hot bartender, she was amazing, sweet tits, fucking sexy as hell. For some strange reason she was really into me. We exchanged numbers and the next day she invited me over. I was shocked, she was totally the hottest chick I ever scored.
I go to her place and immediately we start making out, She is wearing black yoga pants so slipping my hand down into her pants was easy, I start fingering her and she is wet as hell. I bring my hand up and the scent was like I just opened a can of bumblebee tuna. I proceeded to go on, she undresses and had a total porn star body. Just gorgeous. I bag it and fuck her, but that smell would not go away. I go home and shower but it was still there. On my nose, my crotch area, my hands. I sometimes think God was fucking with me, letting me fuck this hot chick but giving her a huge flaw.
Yeah had the same experience maybe not a 10 but very cute one of my first girls I actually banged - She smelled so bad down and blamed it on hormons lol - How little I knew back then  met her on a winter camp and she was sitting in front of me on a table and I would say infront of everybody - WHATS THAT SMELL!! she said ... ah those are just my hormons lol wonder what ever happened to her  |
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Stark
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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2013, 09:19:57 AM » |
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Told this story many times. But I used to go to this dance club in my younger days. This smoking hot bartender, she was amazing, sweet tits, fucking sexy as hell. For some strange reason she was really into me. We exchanged numbers and the next day she invited me over. I was shocked, she was totally the hottest chick I ever scored.
I go to her place and immediately we start making out, She is wearing black yoga pants so slipping my hand down into her pants was easy, I start fingering her and she is wet as hell. I bring my hand up and the scent was like I just opened a can of bumblebee tuna. I proceeded to go on, she undresses and had a total porn star body. Just gorgeous. I bag it and fuck her, but that smell would not go away. I go home and shower but it was still there. On my nose, my crotch area, my hands. I sometimes think God was fucking with me, letting me fuck this hot chick but giving her a huge flaw.
BTW, dude why was the stench ON your nose? Did you go down on her?!?!?! if so fuck me... I couldn't do that. Also that "flaw" you are talking about comes either from an infection or because she didn't wash herself. |
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2013, 09:20:50 AM » |
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Yeah had the same experience maybe not a 10 but very cute one of my first girls I actually banged - She smelled so bad down and blamed it on hormons lol - How little I knew back then met her on a winter camp and she was sitting in front of me on a table and I would say infront of everybody - WHATS THAT SMELL!! she said ... ah those are just my hormons lol wonder what ever happened to her lol, maybe she was on heavy tren dosage. |
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Stark
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« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2013, 09:22:43 AM » |
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lol, maybe she was on heavy tren dosage.
Lol first girl my parents walked into when I banged her - I never forget the face of my mother, it was like that.... I was hoping you wouldn't "start" that early and I am not ready for this shit look!! |
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2013, 09:23:57 AM » |
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BTW, dude why was the stench ON your nose? Did you go down on her?!?!?! if so fuck me... I couldn't do that. Also that "flaw" you are talking about comes either from an infection or because she didn't wash herself.
HAHAH, I did a full sniff when she wasn't looking and my fingers touched my nose. |
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Stark
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« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2013, 09:25:07 AM » |
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HAHAH, I did a full sniff when she wasn't looking and my fingers touched my nose.
Don't deny it you couldn't stop sniffing your fingers when you drove home  - Same happens to me now when I open a new can of tuna |
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2013, 09:27:06 AM » |
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Don't deny it you couldn't stop sniffing your fingers when you drove home - Same happens to me now when I open a new can of tuna Of course. You are keep thinking, fuck, what a stinky smell and continue to sniff but don't know why. It's like the need to push a button that says "do not push" |
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tacobender
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« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2013, 09:27:14 AM » |
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Told this story many times. But I used to go to this dance club in my younger days. This smoking hot bartender, she was amazing, sweet tits, fucking sexy as hell. For some strange reason she was really into me. We exchanged numbers and the next day she invited me over. I was shocked, she was totally the hottest chick I ever scored.
I go to her place and immediately we start making out, She is wearing black yoga pants so slipping my hand down into her pants was easy, I start fingering her and she is wet as hell. I bring my hand up and the scent was like I just opened a can of bumblebee tuna. I proceeded to go on, she undresses and had a total porn star body. Just gorgeous. I bag it and fuck her, but that smell would not go away. I go home and shower but it was still there. On my nose, my crotch area, my hands. I sometimes think God was fucking with me, letting me fuck this hot chick but giving her a huge flaw.
lol thats why i cant stomach the smell of canned tuna or tuna sandwhiches too many bad memories  |
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Stark
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« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2013, 09:27:46 AM » |
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Of course. You are keep thinking, fuck, what a stinky smell and continue to sniff but don't know why.
It's like the need to push a button that says "do not push"
Primeval racial memory that smell is hardcoded in our DNA makup bra |
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True
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« Reply #15 on: January 03, 2013, 09:27:56 AM » |
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #16 on: January 03, 2013, 09:29:49 AM » |
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Primeval racial memory that smell is hardcoded in our DNA makup bra It is, didn't you once post a study of how people just know the smell of a dead body without ever smelling one before? |
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B_B_C
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be your self, everybody else is taken
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« Reply #17 on: January 03, 2013, 09:31:52 AM » |
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you sound like a wooser
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changeIsTheLotOf all
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Stark
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« Reply #18 on: January 03, 2013, 09:33:34 AM » |
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It is, didn't you once post a study of how people just know the smell of a dead body without ever smelling one before?
yeah same thing, doesn't only apply to humans either, back in the days when I had my first pit puppy I walked him in the forest since there are less people and all you know you get sick of people giving you looks and all, we're walking along and all of a sudden I see him stop and stare, all his back hairs go up and he starts growling, now I am interested and I check out what he is looking at, turns out in a ditch just before half hidden was a sheep carcase just a few days old but enough for him to be picked up - he never seen anything dead never smelled it but knew instantly something was wrong, death smell = danger = get the fuck out of dodge. Same thing with stinky pussy - The smell signals to us a mating ready female so we like the smell ... lol |
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FitnessFrenzy
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« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2013, 09:35:56 AM » |
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fucked a south korean bitch once.. stinky pussy.  |
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tacobender
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« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2013, 09:36:17 AM » |
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yeah same thing, doesn't only apply to humans either, back in the days when I had my first pit puppy I walked him in the forest since there are less people and all you know you get sick of people giving you looks and all, we're walking along and all of a sudden I see him stop and stare, all his back hairs go up and he starts growling, now I am interested and I check out what he is looking at, turns out in a ditch just before half hidden was a sheep carcase just a few days old but enough for him to be picked up - he never seen anything dead never smelled it but knew instantly something was wrong, death smell = danger = get the fuck out of dodge. Same thing with stinky pussy - The smell signals to us a mating ready female so we like the smell ... lol you shoulda licked your fingers lol in front of her and wtf can women not smell themselves? |
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Groink
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« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2013, 09:36:45 AM » |
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Told this story many times. But I used to go to this dance club in my younger days. This smoking hot bartender, she was amazing, sweet tits, fucking sexy as hell. For some strange reason she was really into me. We exchanged numbers and the next day she invited me over. I was shocked, she was totally the hottest chick I ever scored.
I go to her place and immediately we start making out, She is wearing black yoga pants so slipping my hand down into her pants was easy, I start fingering her and she is wet as hell. I bring my hand up and the scent was like I just opened a can of bumblebee tuna. I proceeded to go on, she undresses and had a total porn star body. Just gorgeous. I bag it and fuck her, but that smell would not go away. I go home and shower but it was still there. On my nose, my crotch area, my hands. I sometimes think God was fucking with me, letting me fuck this hot chick but giving her a huge flaw.
is there something wrong with you ? |
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El Diablo Blanco
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« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2013, 09:41:53 AM » |
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is there something wrong with you ?
This chick was a different caliber of whore. I've dated many hot chicks, but this one was outstanding. Worked at this club and probably had hundreds or thousands of dudes constantly hitting on her but she liked me for some reason. |
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ZeroPatience
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« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2013, 09:43:14 AM » |
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I had this sexy mexican slut I met at a restaurant back in chicago a few years ago. She comes over to the house and we're fooling around and when I get her pants off, I get hit in the face with this terrible odor. It was so bad that she was on the opposite end of my bed and I could smell it like it was right in my face. Then the bitch tells me to fuck her in the ass!!! There was no telling what that smelled like, so I made her blow me and called it a day. Very true story.
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BigCyp
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« Reply #24 on: January 03, 2013, 09:43:59 AM » |
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This chick was a different caliber of whore. I've dated many hot chicks, but this one was outstanding. Worked at this club and probably had hundreds or thousands of dudes constantly hitting on her but she liked me for some reason.
Maybe she was drunk and thought you were Groink? |
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