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Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« on: January 10, 2013, 05:13:33 PM »
Steve McQueen was on Manson's hit list. He was invited to the party at Sharon Tate's, but didn't go because he got laid instead elsewhere. If he showed up at that party it would have been a different outcome. Steve McQueen would've eaten the Manson Family for lunch.


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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2013, 05:16:07 PM »
Steve McQueen was on Manson's hit list. He was invited to the party at Sharon Tate's, but didn't go because he got laid instead elsewhere. If he showed up at that party it would have been a different outcome. Steve McQueen would've eaten the Manson Family for lunch.



Guy was a real mans-man he could whop a niggas ass if need be

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2013, 05:16:22 PM »
Definately.

Steve would have KO:d one of the assailants (maybe Charles) and then rushed to the kitchen, arming himself with a knife a la Steven Seagal in "Under Siege".

The rest of the Manson-Family would have been demoralized and would've ran outside, only to meet their fate at the hands of Chick Norris, Conan Lee and Casanova Wong.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2013, 05:17:49 PM »
Definately.

Steve would have KO:d one of the assailants (maybe Charles) and then rushed to the kitchen, arming himself with a knife a la Steven Seagal in "Under Siege".

The rest of the Manson-Family would have been demoralized and would've ran outside, only to meet their fate at the hands of Chick Norris, Conan Lee and Casanova Wong.
Charles Manson wasn't present at the Tate murders.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 05:17:59 PM »

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 05:18:35 PM »

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 05:19:38 PM »
Charles Manson wasn't present at the Tate murders.

Well, neither was Steve McQueen, but let's say he was.

Since Steve is such a big fish, i'm certain Charles would have participated.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 05:22:33 PM »
I'm not saying he's a Mark Wahlberg level superhero, but he definitely would have definitely put up a fight. He was a real wildcat in his youth.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 05:24:55 PM »
I'm not saying he's a Mark Wahlberg level superhero, but he definitely would have definitely put up a fight. He was a real wildcat in his youth.

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I think Steves mere presence when the gang entered the room would have changed a whole lot of the outcome.

He would surely put up a fight, even when they came rushing in with knifes.

It would not be too farfetched if he even disarmed one and then chased the rest of them off.

The gang was not at their physical peak.

"On the night of August 8, 1969, Charles "Tex" Watson, Susan Atkins, Patricia Krenwinkel, and Linda Kasabian were sent by Charlie to the old home of Terry Melcher at 10050 Cielo Drive. Their instructions were to kill everyone at the house and make it appear like Hinman's murder, with words and symbols written in blood on the walls. The four did as they were told and brutally killed Steven Parent, Jay Sebring, Wojciech Frykowski, Abigail Folger, Sharon Tate and Sharon Tate's unborn child."

The culprits gang only had one male, Charles "Tex" Watson, which would have been subdued by Steve.

This dude would stand no chance against a prime-steve



After Steve had knocked down Charles "Tex" Watson in a Mark Wahlberg-esque manner, he would then line up Susan, Patty and Linda and slapping them all at once with one big pimphand.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 05:27:56 PM »
I think Steves mere presence when the gang entered the room would have changed a whole lot of the outcome.

He would surely put up a fight, even when they came rushing in with knifes.

It would not be too farfetched if he even disarmed one and then chased the rest of them off.

The gang was not at their physical peak.

I've never really known that much about it so am probably wrong but I thought they were a bunch of stupid, twisted hippy bitches and twinks..
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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2013, 05:34:53 PM »
Manson is actually from my area and I went to school with one of his relatives. He was bout 5'5" and about 140 pounds soaking wet and NOT a tough guy in any sense of the word. He wasn't even there during the murders and to honest if it wasn't for the media making him out to be some kind of scary monster he would have been out years ago. If there would have been just a couple of tough guys there at the house that night things most likely would have gone down differently.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 05:37:40 PM »
Manson is actually from my area and I went to school with one of his relatives. He was bout 5'5" and about 140 pounds soaking wet and NOT a tough guy in any sense of the word. He wasn't even there during the murders and to honest if it wasn't for the media making him out to be some kind of scary monster he would have been out years ago. If there would have been just a couple of tough guys there at the house that night things most likely would have gone down differently.

There were times (when i was younger), that i dreamt of being there at the time of the event, so that i could pimpslap them all and protect Sharon Tate, making her divorce the 5'2 Roman Polanski.. :D

What i'm alluding to, is that one big dude would've been enough to scare these fuckers off.

Steve McQueen-size, Mark Wahlberg-antics or not.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2013, 05:41:57 PM »
There were times (when i was younger), that i dreamt of being there at the time of the event, so that i could pimpslap them all and protect Sharon Tate, making her divorce the 5'2 Roman Polanski.. :D

What i'm alluding to, is that one big dude would've been enough to scare these fuckers off.

Steve McQueen-size, Mark Wahlberg-antics or not.

Yep agreed on both points.  ;D

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2013, 05:44:41 PM »
Steve Mcqueen was trained by Bruce lee. He would of destroyed all of them.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 05:47:52 PM »
Steve Mcqueen was trained by Bruce lee. He would of destroyed all of them.

Of course he would, even without Bruce Lee-training.

The so-called "gang" was a skinny out o shape dude called "Tex" and three small bitches.

Steve would have had a field-day there, even without his training with the Master!

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A more interesting question would be though, What would Woody Allen have done? Replace Steve with Woody and THEN you have a conundrum!

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2013, 06:34:26 PM »
Steve Mcqueen was trained by Bruce lee. He would of destroyed all of them.
McQueen worked out with Bruce Lee informally. McQueen studied Tang Soo Do under this man Pat Johnson who would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock:

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2013, 06:38:15 PM »
Yes, Pat Johnson was quite skilled in cleaning, and often cleaned Bruce's clock with this solution

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2013, 06:39:54 PM »
Yes, Pat Johnson was quite skilled in cleaning, and often cleaned Bruce's clock with this solution

You try way too hard to be funny. Your results aren't worth the effort.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2013, 06:43:31 PM »
You try way too hard to be funny. Your results aren't worth the effort.
The results surely are, Bruce never had to walk around with a dirty clock when Pat Johnson was around.

The results spoke for themselves back then.

Pat was quite the trendsetter of his time with that solution.

With such a demand for his expertise, Pat had to clean clocks left and right.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2013, 07:49:52 PM »
Steve would have cleaned them up if he was SOBER, but if he was high on drugs...?

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2013, 07:50:30 PM »
Steve would have cleaned them up if he was SOBER, but if he was high on drugs...?

True :D

One more factor to add in the equation!

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2013, 07:50:57 PM »
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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2013, 08:15:31 PM »
I believe Tex had a 357, so no, the outcome would have still been the same.  This was real life not the movies.

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2013, 08:22:32 PM »
I believe Tex had a 357, so no, the outcome would have still been the same.  This was real life not the movies.

Steve would have ambushed Tex when he was least expecting it, grappled a bit and disarmed Tex of his 357

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Re: Steve McQueen vs Manson Family
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2013, 11:13:47 PM »
McQueen=a fella of Scotch-Irish ancestry, therefore a true badass 8)