whos your favourite philosopher and which quotes you like from them?

[CalvinH]

"I'll be back"

[stuntmovie]

"If you have nothing nice to say, sa nothing at all!"

Thumper's mom.

[The Onion]

Probably Schopenhauer.

"Life swings like a pendulum backward and forward between pain and boredom."

He actually pushed a lady down a flight of stairs because she was "talking too loud".

[Borracho]

Some quotes I like:

“An Ounce of Action Is Worth a Ton of Theory.” Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." Mark Twain

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas Edison

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be." Yogi Berra

"I'd rather die like a man than live like a coward" Tupac

"Imagine how happy you'd be if you lost everything you have right now… and then got it all back." Not sure

[trapz101]

"A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life."

Van Damn

[CalvinH]

"You are one ugly mother fucker!''-Arnold