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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2013, 12:37:44 PM »


hahaha...
She had a run in the early 2000s. Made some headlines.

And now we know what has kept Steadman warm at night.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2013, 04:12:58 PM »
This statement confirms that there will still be doubt as to whether or not Lance's alleged "coming clean" to Oprah will be considered an admission of guilt.   I expect Lance to say something like "I made some mistakes which I regret" or that kind of thing, but as the statement says, he will not truly come clean and admit it directly.  Trust me on that.  I predict that after the 2-part interviews are over, views will be left with a "what the fuck?" feeling, that they were not duped by Lance Armstrong, but duped by the media hype that they would actually get to see Lance confess, when it's becoming clear that it won't be a true confession after all.
boom. Exactly my thought.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2013, 05:07:07 PM »
I'm waiting for the "One Nut Armstrong" gimmick to show up on here any day now.
 

P.S.: Oprah, you missed your carb load. Big Mike Cox would like to have a word with you.
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In related breaking news , the champion baked bean eater just confessed he farts a lot.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2013, 05:09:21 PM »
He should have just kept his mouth shut and been done with it all.

this.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2013, 05:11:41 PM »
He should have just kept his mouth shut and been done with it all.

you feel betrayed adonis  :P ?

that guy is a psychopath.he does not need you to sympathize with him  and if he knew of you he would despise you

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #30 on: January 15, 2013, 05:33:01 PM »
He's an attention whore to the max.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #31 on: January 15, 2013, 06:47:24 PM »
He's going to use the cancer as an excuse for using something...I wouldn't even doubt it if he throws out the "I felt like a lesser man with one testicle" and doctors told me I could never produce the same amount of testosterone as a normal man. And most of the housewives who watch the OWN network will sympathize with Armstrong. He's a scammer to the end.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #32 on: January 16, 2013, 01:55:28 AM »
hes a little bitch just like that golf dude woods

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2013, 03:21:13 AM »
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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2013, 03:46:35 AM »
i have no problem with him doping.  it's a sport where everyone does it... lance outworked those other cyclists.

on ESPN, they're talking about how he used to sue/ruin people who accused him of steroid use.  Dude went on Colin's show to talk about how lance sued him into being broke, he was a former teammate who did doping with lance or something.  He was telling the truth, and lance ruined him.  Lots of stories of lance suing anyone who said they doped with him.   Sounds like he was a little crazy in real life, a real dick to people.
This, on all counts. Of course he wouldn't admit to doping. But ruining other dopers while he was juiced to the gills himself is fucking low. I hope everyone he tried to ruin sues the shit out of him.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2013, 03:55:45 AM »
This, on all counts. Of course he wouldn't admit to doping. But ruining other dopers while he was juiced to the gills himself is fucking low. I hope everyone he tried to ruin sues the shit out of him.
That's the sticking point. Lance has to 'confess' without then opening up himself to be ruined/counter-sued in return. I'm sure he'll be %100 lawyered up to make sure this doesn't happen.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2013, 09:05:22 AM »
interview tonight


i will not be watching it



i will be watching LBJ dunking all over kobe tonight




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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2013, 09:16:40 AM »
i will be watching LBJ dunking all over kobe tonight]

espn?  tnt?  what channel?   i dont watch most nba regular season but woudl love to see this matchup

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #38 on: January 17, 2013, 09:17:38 AM »
espn?  tnt?  what channel?   i dont watch most nba regular season but woudl love to see this matchup

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #39 on: January 17, 2013, 09:22:51 AM »

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #40 on: January 17, 2013, 09:26:37 AM »
hes a little bitch just like that golf dude woods

Tiger Woods may just be the stupidest person on the planet. Rumored to want his ex-wife back and may be willing to give her 350 million in an agreement if he cheats on her. wTF...If I was his wife, I spend a 50 million dollars on top notch models and whores and send them out trying to get Tiger to bang them.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2013/01/tiger-woods-ex-wife-elin-would-take-him-back-if-350-million-non-cheating-clause-in-prenup/

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #41 on: January 17, 2013, 09:40:16 AM »
allow me to offer my thanks!


NIIICE!

ManTe should of used anyone of those pics to CBS as his girlfriend before the National Championship Game

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #42 on: January 17, 2013, 10:22:09 AM »
 Didnt someone say on here that maybe even his cancer might have been faked?


well...


Investigation Reveals Lance Armstrong Never Had Cancer

Champion cyclist Lance Armstrong faked his battle with cancer in a shocking effort to gain millions in endorsement deals, The Daily Currant can exclusively reveal.

According to a soon-to-be-released report from the U.S Anti-Doping Agency (USADA), Armstrong used doping doctors to falsify his medical records - fooling sponsors and the public into believing he had recovered from a cancer which had never even existed. ..

http://dailycurrant.com/2012/10/18/investigation-reveals-lance-armstrong-cancer/

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #43 on: January 17, 2013, 10:36:50 AM »
Lance Armstrong can take his apology and stick it up his ass.  Oprah can suck nuts as far as I'm concerned too. 

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #44 on: January 17, 2013, 10:51:42 AM »
Lance would make a great US president !  He's like the honey badger, and wouldn't take any arab shit !!

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #45 on: January 17, 2013, 10:52:14 AM »
i have no problem with him doping.  it's a sport where everyone does it... lance outworked those other cyclists.

on ESPN, they're talking about how he used to sue/ruin people who accused him of steroid use.  Dude went on Colin's show to talk about how lance sued him into being broke, he was a former teammate who did doping with lance or something.  He was telling the truth, and lance ruined him.  Lots of stories of lance suing anyone who said they doped with him.   Sounds like he was a little crazy in real life, a real dick to people.

Bullshit

He was allowed to outdope his more Talented opponents like Ullrich

It s true , they all were using , but Lance was Protected by the officials while othere were Hunt

No mercy for the Cheater

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #46 on: January 17, 2013, 10:53:35 AM »
interview tonight


i will not be watching it



i will be watching LBJ dunking all over kobe tonight






They are both doped too

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #47 on: January 17, 2013, 10:54:23 AM »
Oprah's tits are looking super big.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #48 on: January 17, 2013, 10:58:05 AM »
He should have just kept his mouth shut and been done with it all.

^^^^^

Nothing to be gained from this AT ALL.

Dude had tons of bank and didn't need anyone to justify shit... He is just too busy trying to be the "good guy" and doesn't realize that most real people don't give a shit.

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Re: Lance Armstrong 'comes clean'
« Reply #49 on: January 17, 2013, 11:02:18 AM »
^^^^^

Nothing to be gained from this AT ALL.

Dude had tons of bank and didn't need anyone to justify shit... He is just too busy trying to be the "good guy" and doesn't realize that most real people don't give a shit.
This "Mea culpa" is ridiculous and will not endear him to anyone.  He should have just walked away and gone on to work with Cancer research or whatever without the public eye on him.  There is a part of him that is unable to do that because he can`t separate his identity from his sport and nor can the general public.  The best thing to do is go gentle into the good night.