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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 09:27:07 AM » |
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ukjeff
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 09:29:26 AM » |
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And then he said "you can look me up under stud."  |
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The Italian Lifter
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 09:32:22 AM » |
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it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near. the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter  ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her.  yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but.... the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs. she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did. we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine  after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left. read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers  awesome mate, keep me updated: we oldwarriors have still much to give to the young generations |
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Thick Nick
Getbig III
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"I bet your a homo TOO..." Jon Harridan
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« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 09:33:06 AM » |
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it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near. the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her. yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but.... the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs. she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did. we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left. read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers And then when you left.... her and either a girlfriend, or a smart guy who really might have a chance with her, made fun of you for being a douche nozzle. Hope this helps cause as unlikely as your bobo story is, what happened after you left is a certainty. I LIVED for assbags like you when I was single. You made me getting laid so much easier. |
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« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 09:35:22 AM » |
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Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.
1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”
2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”
3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”
7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”
8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”
9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”
10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”
12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”
14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”
15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”
16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”
17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”
18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”
21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”
22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”
24. “Hi. You'll do!”
25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”
26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”
27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”
28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”
29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”
30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”
31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”
32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “
33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”
35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”
36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”
37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”
38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”
39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”
40. “Are those things real?”
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anabolichalo
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« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 09:36:13 AM » |
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good thing your muscles are natural
what happened to the paraplegic
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« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2013, 09:44:23 AM » |
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HAHHAA, Big Galeniko fuk yea 5/5 |
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SF1900
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 09:45:40 AM » |
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awesome mate, keep me updated: we oldwarriors have still much to give to the young generations
Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol |
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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2013, 09:49:54 AM » |
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Do what you have to do.
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« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2013, 09:51:30 AM » |
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Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.
1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”
2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”
3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”
4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”
5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”
7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”
8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”
9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”
10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”
12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”
13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”
14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”
15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”
16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”
17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”
18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”
21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”
22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”
24. “Hi. You'll do!”
25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”
26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”
27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”
28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”
29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”
30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”
31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”
32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “
33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”
35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”
36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”
37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”
38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”
39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”
40. “Are those things real?”
You forgot ''You remind me of my pinky toe ,you're small ,cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you on my cofee table tonight '' |
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anabolichalo
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« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2013, 09:53:42 AM » |
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ofc getting laid for you was not ever infringed by me, i dont hit up on men yeah, but i didnt say theyre natural, she did the poaraplegic i havent seen again yet, but thats not forgotten, nono yeah that's what i'm saying good thing she has a 6th sense for picking up on natural muscles |
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The Italian Lifter
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« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2013, 09:55:03 AM » |
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Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol
i always have the impression that 99% of getbiggers are 17 yo |
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The Italian Lifter
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« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2013, 09:56:24 AM » |
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the day before that, i went to the cardio section to tell hi to a friend who did some spinning course, and next to him was this attractive black haired woman looking at me with galzed eyes, i tell her "hi" she replies "havent we met before?" i said shed have to lay on her back with spread legs , theni could tell. her cheecks got all red and it didnt escape my notcie how she resed herself firmer into the bike saddle. i ended the chat abruptly by saying id chat her up more indepht the next time, for i have to go. i bet she will now put on some extra mascara and stuff when she goes to the gym, secretly hoping im there. some of those ar useful, thanks brother  but i look older while feeling younger lolz @ her adjusting on the saddle |
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haider
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« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 10:03:37 AM » |
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girls and sons?
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follow the arrows
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chaos
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« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2013, 10:04:50 AM » |
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Where's the pic of the wheelchair chick  |
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!
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Red Hook
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« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2013, 11:53:04 AM » |
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And then he said "you can look me up under stud." lol, and her and all 89,000 of her facebook friends had a good laugh and then he said: "you must own sneakers, because you kept running through my mind"  |
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« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2013, 11:57:26 AM » |
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"24. “Hi. You'll do!”"
HAHAHAHHA
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Parker
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« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2013, 11:57:58 AM » |
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Where's the pic of the wheelchair chick "They See Me Rolling" Wheelchair chick, "Ridin' Dirty" |
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anabolichalo
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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2013, 11:59:31 AM » |
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my grand father said
"women are like chickens... when the rooster chases the chickens, the chickens run from him
when the rooster picks the earth for worms, and goes about his business, not paying attention to the chickens
then the chickens chase the rooster"
a man of many wisdoms he was
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Sherief Shalaby
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« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2013, 12:00:49 PM » |
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it will be great if she tells your friend who was training her she doesnt need his service anymore because her new BF will train her and he is more experienced with a better body then him |
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clownbaby
Getbig III
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« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2013, 12:10:44 PM » |
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haha oh brother... galeniko the european twinko...lets get the story straight...after brutally working your abductors and obliques to achieve the bisexual boy band physique you chatted up a youthful white wine drinking socialist..the topic of discussion was how to achieve the ideal lollipop legs and golf ball sized shoulders because you didn't want to scare off the twink population...
you then offered to show this impressionable justin bieber type lad a new "assisted" hamstring exercise which conveniently places you in striking distance from this youth's exit hole and you insisted that you needed to go to the sauna to properly execute this exercise...
the impressionable kid asked "why do we have to go to the sauna?"
galeniko the european twinko then responded in a premeditated manner, "to loosen up the muscles silly!" and after he had completed his perverted little conquest and stolen another boy's innocence he took cell phone photos of his abs logged onto getbig and said to himself "mission accomplished"
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TrueBB93
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« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2013, 12:17:11 PM » |
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haha oh brother... galeniko the european twinko...lets get the story straight...after brutally working your abductors and obliques to achieve the bisexual boy band physique you chatted up a youthful white wine drinking socialist..the topic of discussion was how to achieve the ideal lollipop legs and golf ball sized shoulders because you didn't want to scare off the twink population...
you then offered to show this impressionable justin bieber type lad a new "assisted" hamstring exercise which conveniently places you in striking distance from this youth's exit hole and you insisted that you needed to go to the sauna to properly execute this exercise...
the impressionable kid asked "why do we have to go to the sauna?"
galeniko the european twinko then responded in a premeditated manner, "to loosen up the muscles silly!" and after he had completed his perverted little conquest and stolen another boy's innocence he took cell phone photos of his abs logged onto getbig and said to himself "mission accomplished"
looks like we got another gh15 clown. |
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TrueBB93
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« Reply #23 on: January 19, 2013, 12:18:33 PM » |
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before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.
is that walking abortion you?
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dj181
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« Reply #24 on: January 19, 2013, 12:20:40 PM » |
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so what's this hot girl look like?
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