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Author Topic: I've been out on a Security emergency!  (Read 1568 times)
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« on: January 24, 2013, 05:50:45 PM »

Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2013, 05:54:01 PM »

Wow....just, WOW!!
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 06:00:15 PM »

so when's your next triples session on the bench?

also, do you do a triple pause or is it a touch-n-go affair?
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 06:18:46 PM »

isnt it about time on your shift to break so you can take a kit kat in your ass from your superior supervisor
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 06:22:07 PM »

Gimmick gold!
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 06:28:50 PM »

Wow....just, WOW!!

No shit, this dude has taken this way past the point of "teh funny".
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 06:33:03 PM »

Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.

you live such an exiting and dangerous life
dont choke on the meatballs
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« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 06:33:32 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5mISwjSvoA          next time when you rush out watch the gate
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 06:39:01 PM »

No shit, this dude has taken this way past the point of "teh funny".

nah, this is early days. easy peasy

if this fuckwitt has the wherewithal to post this shit everyday for at least 4 months, then he deserves his kudos

(For being a sad no-life guy who nevertheless has the obsessiveness required to become notorious, like in planning a mass murder or, even better, the assassination of True Anus)
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 06:43:19 PM »

my man your workouts are pussified bitch routines, you would get your ass knocked the fuck out
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« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 06:47:24 PM »

isnt it about time on your shift to break so you can take a kit kat in your ass from your superior supervisor

what do you do for a living soft big cswol?
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 06:48:27 PM »

I was on a worldwide music tour, right now im just getting Swol, this is for you True ASSmanatuer  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeHmmlH5nvk
here i am gettin it in oslo norway
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 06:50:48 PM »

I was on a worldwide music tour

in what capacity?
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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 06:56:47 PM »

This shit is great. I actually enjoy reading his updates.
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« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 07:08:16 PM »

This shit is great. I actually enjoy reading his updates.

now that's not saying much, is it?
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« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2013, 07:14:33 PM »

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsg0EvZozI" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsg0EvZozI</a>
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« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2013, 07:46:33 PM »

no 'glory' before 1000 shit same topic posts in less than 1 month

tic tac, lets see how desperate the man behind the gimmick really is
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« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2013, 08:10:42 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2013, 08:12:44 PM »

Me and THE BEEF.....want a pic of that meatball sandwich!!!
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« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2013, 08:19:41 PM »

Heroics.
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« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2013, 08:19:46 PM »

Nice work here TA.
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« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2013, 08:44:32 PM »

tic tac, ti tac
posting on own threads doesnt count

3 new threads every day please
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« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2013, 09:25:05 PM »

You two lonesome losers were mental judo'd the other day straight into the shitter along with Howard and Arse.

WTF, again with the disrespectful statements. THE BEEF enjoys these threads, however one needs to be cautious with statements like these . . . Certain members have friends who are mods.

THE BEEF
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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2013, 09:55:05 PM »

Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.
lol!!!
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« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2013, 10:54:25 PM »

This poster seeks to leverage any situation he can to indulge his homosexuality via socially unacceptable photos. Instead of cloaking his inappropriate desires in humor, as he thinks he is doing, he stands exposed on the Internet as a pervert and a homosexual. What the kids these days call a "fail".

WTF, TA.... I was merely congratulating you on a job well done. You start calling me a pervert & homosexual for no reason. Your unfounded accusations have been noted & I may just report you. You think your pretty high up in the food chain around here. But mark my words... I'm watching you closely from now on.
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