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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2013, 03:56:08 AM »
Galineko would bring 2 prostitues, 5 wigs, and the camera for posting pictures of his latest nightclub conquests.

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2013, 05:50:06 AM »
I would take 5 million in cash and for 35 points the girl, the full kitchen (you can make anything you want and it's a pasttime) and the tv with all the channels (there's got to be some listaneble music on there so I don't need the surround system plus it's something to talk about with the girl [yeah right]). And then the doctor and the roofwindow (in a basement?) could be nice additions to that.

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2013, 05:51:27 AM »
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2013, 06:28:10 AM »
Skylight - 2 pts
Medical - 2 pts
Kitchen - 6 pts
TV - 7 pts
Hygiene - 3 pts
garden - 2 pts
workshop - 6 pts
microwave - 2 pts

Actually, this doesn't sound too bad.

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2013, 06:32:16 AM »
a gun.  Nothing else.  A man only needs a gun.

Why would you give up all money for 40 points?  Whats the point of doing this then?

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2013, 06:47:51 AM »
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!

Why not get paid for doing what we're going to do anyways? ;D

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2013, 07:58:18 AM »
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!

Hit too close to home for you?  ;D

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2013, 08:16:05 AM »
Some of it is useless.  WTF you need a gun for?  You are not leaving the basement in 10 years.  What you gonna rob yourself or something?  And the tv with channels... you can get that from the internet.

I would combine some items.  The computer but only with the internet and a 60" HD monitor included.  (Hey you can pick your parts)

The gourmet chef could cook you McDs crap if you wanted it, even better.

Weight room is a must.  Only if I could pick the equipment going into it.  Which would include a custom built Phelps swim spa.
http://michaelphelpsswimspa.com/

I'm still torn on the pet issue.  I would love one but wouldn't want to sentence it to it's whole life in a basement. 

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2013, 08:31:14 AM »
Ummm? With a gun you could cuddle it, clean it, hold it, talk to it.  It won't need food, it won't need a place to sleep, it won't whine, it won't complain, it won't use air, it will always be there for you.  need I say more?

Some of it is useless.  WTF you need a gun for?  You are not leaving the basement in 10 years.  What you gonna rob yourself or something?  And the tv with channels... you can get that from the internet.

I would combine some items.  The computer but only with the internet and a 60" HD monitor included.  (Hey you can pick your parts)

The gourmet chef could cook you McDs crap if you wanted it, even better.

Weight room is a must.  Only if I could pick the equipment going into it.  Which would include a custom built Phelps swim spa.
http://michaelphelpsswimspa.com/

I'm still torn on the pet issue.  I would love one but wouldn't want to sentence it to it's whole life in a basement. 

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2013, 08:33:49 AM »
If there is no broad, gotta have a pet. You'd go mad from solitary confinement before the 10 years. You'd probably have a very unhealthy relationships with dogs though. :-\ :-X

i'd go mad, am not getting down with no dog.

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2013, 08:57:25 AM »
Why not get paid for doing what we're going to do anyways? ;D
Hit too close to home for you?  ;D


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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2013, 10:33:44 AM »
Which items do you bring?
i've been down here for over 15 years already i got everything i'll ever need.
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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2013, 12:28:06 PM »
puppy (6), sattelite radio (2), gun (1), doctor (3), hygiene (3), library (4), workout room (5), sound system (4), microwave (2)

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2013, 12:30:49 PM »
Which items do you bring?

haha, great thread..

this is fucking harder than i thought!! ten years without a woman.. fuck! i need to think!!

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2013, 12:33:22 PM »
You'd be dead within 5 years with your list. the amount of chicks you fuck raw

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2013, 12:35:03 PM »
We should ask King Kamali this question...Didn't he spend well over 10 years as an adult in his parents basement?

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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2013, 04:49:27 PM »
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Re: 10 years in a basement
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2013, 06:46:33 PM »
(i) A hot, horny 18 year old -- 18pts

(ii) Money upfront + access to stock market -- 7pts

(iii) Microwave + microwave meals -- 2pts

(iv) Garden w/ greenhouse -- 2pts

(v) Gun w/ 3 bullets -- 1pt

Reasoning on items I picked: I will live as an ascetic, meditating in my garden for hours on end. I will have my sexual needs met as necessary (I guess I will be a quasi-ascetic) and will have basic sustenance in the form of microwavable food -- much of which is consumable even if the microwave breaks. I will acquire my money upfront and immediately invest it, for otherwise the $10mil's value is really only $4,631,934 (assuming an average of 3% inflation and a 5% average return that could have been achieved over the decade in question), less than half of what I will be receiving upfront. The gun is for when the woman hits the wall looks wise or if my plan collapses in on itself and I begin going insane.

Reasoning on items I eschewed: The material items, e.g., a pool table or books, shouldn't be necessary due to my aesthetic life. The healthcare would probably be superfluous since I am young (23) and most people from 18-35 (and thus from 23-33, my period of internment) tend not to have significant health problems which require treatment. I can maintain a modicum of fitness without any equipment, and I hardly use my cellphone as is. Finally, I'll be 33 when I leave, meaning I will probably not be too old to launch an intensive course of study to rehabilitate the majority of specialized brain function I lost over the course of the decade.