To wipe your bum properly be a better friend to your poop shoot.
I don't know if there's any background context to this post, but I concur all the same.
Failcon, I recommend either baby wipes or 'Wet Ones' for cleaning your undoubtedly massive stinkhole after a wave field disrupting, bean-induced pyramid shit that sounds like your 1960 Ford F250's sputtering engine when it won't start due to a loose spark plug as it echoes off the porcelain, spraying doo doo spackle across your 400 pound posterior and blowing out the windows of your $2,000 trailer as you confusedly contemplate the nature of Russellian physics in a sniffed paint haze.
