Author Topic: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?  (Read 3269 times)

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Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« on: February 19, 2013, 01:10:52 AM »
I can't tell if his threads/posts are for real or if this is someone who has managed to convince at least 30% of Getbiggers that he's for real.

Are people truly this pathetic?

Every time I read another one of his threads I seriously contemplate if natural selection really exists, and if it indeed does, then why is he still alive?

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 01:14:14 AM »
I think he's always minutes away from offing himself..

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 01:19:56 AM »
I think he's always minutes away from offing himself..

Yes...that has crossed my mind. Especially after reading a new topic he has started.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 01:21:25 AM »
The slut of the bikini variety clearly hath a brain of the pea variety.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 01:24:29 AM »
I can't tell if his threads/posts are for real or if this is someone who has managed to convince at least 30% of Getbiggers that he's for real.

Are people truly this pathetic?

Every time I read another one of his threads I seriously contemplate if natural selection really exists, and if it indeed does, then why is he still alive?

Coming from a dude who posts as a gal or even worse a gal who everyone assumes is a dude posting as a gal, "pathetic" is a world I wouldn't use. Self-ownage 101.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 01:33:57 AM »
Bikinimutt is still waiting for her pending lotto win and share of Prince Adewolle's family fortune from Nigeria.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 01:47:40 AM »
Bikinimutt is still waiting for her pending lotto win and share of Prince Adewolle's family fortune from Nigeria.

When Bikinifudge was invited to compete in the annual Black Africa cum-drenching contest, she asked eagerly if there was more than one plastic trophy to compete for.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 01:54:45 AM »
When Bikinifudge was invited to compete in the annual Black Africa cum-drenching contest, she asked eagerly if there was more than one plastic trophy to compete for.

Yes she is no stranger to a cocoa buttered penis

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2013, 07:07:36 AM »
I don't even click on threads started by him. 

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2013, 08:19:46 AM »
I can't tell if his threads/posts are for real or if this is someone who has managed to convince at least 30% of Getbiggers that he's for real.

Are people truly this pathetic?

Every time I read another one of his threads I seriously contemplate if natural selection really exists, and if it indeed does, then why is he still alive?

Lets make a Tiger Woods.
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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2013, 01:14:30 PM »
  poor kid is mentally ill

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2013, 01:17:45 PM »
it's bluto

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2013, 01:24:28 PM »
real person. not many real friends. depression/anxiety/aspergers. seeks approval through good physical appearance, has failed miserably and is miserable about it.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2013, 01:27:17 PM »
real person. not many real friends. depression/anxiety/aspergers. seeks approval through good physical appearance, has failed miserably and is miserable about it.

pointless when lack facial appearance

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2013, 02:38:22 PM »
pointless when lack facial appearance
that certainly is a factor. personality, "swagger", is a huge part. also, the bulge in ones pants and the bulge in ones wallet. however if ratard wanted to hookup with guys, then he could do pretty well for himself with just an awesome body, even without much face, personality, or cock (so long as he is a bottom). women are finnicky. the mood has to be right, they need to get good vibes. guys, not so much.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2013, 02:51:06 PM »
As I say, hugs for the retarded one.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #16 on: February 19, 2013, 03:45:38 PM »
I can't tell if his threads/posts are for real or if this is someone who has managed to convince at least 30% of Getbiggers that he's for real.

Are people truly this pathetic?

Every time I read another one of his threads I seriously contemplate if natural selection really exists, and if it indeed does, then why is he still alive?
I'm still waiting for the Pussy/dick taped to the thigh pics.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #17 on: February 19, 2013, 03:47:33 PM »




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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #18 on: February 19, 2013, 03:49:18 PM »

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #19 on: February 19, 2013, 04:43:56 PM »
Hes not a gimmick, he posted as Lundgrenisgod. Hes a good guy just more open with his problems then most akd has a touch of autsim. If anything id be helping him out. You all would feel like shit if he harmed himself after some of the advice i heard. 
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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #20 on: February 19, 2013, 04:46:47 PM »
Hes not a gimmick, he posted as Lundgrenisgod. Hes a good guy just more open with his problems then most akd has a touch of autsim. If anything id be helping him out. You all would feel like shit if he harmed himself after some of the advice i heard. 

I'm not sure if I would. I mean....what more can anyone really do? Numerous people have told him to seek out help. He doesn't. So now I'm just awaiting for the bomb to go off.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #21 on: February 19, 2013, 04:49:06 PM »
I'm not sure if I would. I mean....what more can anyone really do? Numerous people have told him to seek out help. He doesn't. So now I'm just awaiting for the bomb to go off.
In the beginning, I hoped he would get himself help.

Now, everytime I see one of his threads, I think to myself, "Fuck dude, enough of this horseshit, if your life is so fucked up just kill yourself already"

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #22 on: February 19, 2013, 07:31:13 PM »
I think gh15 has him beat.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #23 on: February 19, 2013, 07:59:37 PM »





Posting pictures of Coach's kid like this is an extremely low blow and crosses a line. Thread reported.

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Re: Is Ratard The Greatest Gimmick Ever?
« Reply #24 on: February 19, 2013, 08:02:05 PM »
Coming from a dude who posts as a gal or even worse a gal who everyone assumes is a dude posting as a gal, "pathetic" is a world I wouldn't use. Self-ownage 101.

Hmmm,,, someone called mortalcoil posts just after someone called shakespearge..  which one's the gimmick?