Stop bitching Scottie, you tend to overvalue values over tight female assholes  
I think you should only care about this in real life, since Getbig is just an easy escape from reality.
If I were to stop caring/bitching, then I would be as so many others are.  
I am much the same in person.  I like women and have my preferences some of which I may or may not have elaborated on here.  Piano legs are not among them.  The same holds true with an ass so dumplingized it should be accompanied by a serving of chicken and green beans at the local Cracker Barrel.
I shall leave Herne to his mental masturbation.