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Big N

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Measurements
« on: March 04, 2013, 11:26:07 AM »
How big are you (no homo and no trap).

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MONSTER_TRICEPS

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 11:41:02 AM »
Remember your moms hospital trip 4 weeks back "big" n?

That big.
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HTexan

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 12:54:20 PM »
Quote from: Big N on March 04, 2013, 11:26:07 AM
How big are you (no homo and no trap).

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You first?  ???
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 02:15:08 PM »
Quote from: MONSTER_TRICEPS on March 04, 2013, 11:41:02 AM
Remember your moms hospital trip 4 weeks back "big" n?

That big.

ROTFLMAO.
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anabolichalo

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 02:21:51 PM »
"why does rihanna go back to chris brown after he beat her.....maybe he fuck real good"

"do i fuck good?"

"you will know that after you beat me"

was the closest thing i got to size related talk with a woman
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HTexan

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 02:34:23 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on March 04, 2013, 02:21:51 PM
"why does rihanna go back to chris brown after he beat her.....maybe he fuck real good"

"do i fuck good?"

"you will know that after you beat me"

was the closest thing i got to size related talk with a woman
She likes it rough and it got out of control. Safe word people.  >:(
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 03:28:29 PM »
Txt from this sexy puerto rican girl i just started seeing: "you sure weren't fucking around baby, ive never had it like that babe, ever. Youre the best ive ever had and I mean that." aw, the power of proviron and test  8)
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Dr.J

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 05:11:14 PM »
What the hell are we talking about?!!
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 05:46:25 PM »
 ;D
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anabolichalo

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 08:54:45 PM »
Quote from: ZeroPatience on March 04, 2013, 03:28:29 PM
Txt from this sexy puerto rican girl i just started seeing: "you sure weren't fucking around baby, ive never had it like that babe, ever. Youre the best ive ever had and I mean that." aw, the power of proviron and test  8)
lol women actually write texts like that?

my girl friend writes texts like


"the love i have for you is like river of water i feel like i own the whole world"
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 09:00:41 PM »
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ZeroPatience

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 09:11:53 PM »
Quote from: anabolichalo on March 04, 2013, 08:54:45 PM
lol women actually write texts like that?

my girl friend writes texts like


"the love i have for you is like river of water i feel like i own the whole world"

That's pretty gay dude.
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HTexan

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Re: Measurements
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 09:20:09 PM »
Quote from: ZeroPatience on March 04, 2013, 09:11:53 PM
That's pretty gay dude.
lol
 my girl loves the fuck out of emojis. i look gay as hell reading her texts..
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 09:28:48 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on March 04, 2013, 09:20:09 PM
lol
 my girl loves the fuck out of emojis. i look gay as hell reading her texts..

keep telling yourself it's her texts that make you look gay as hell, bro
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 09:48:45 PM »
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on March 04, 2013, 09:28:48 PM
keep telling yourself it's her texts that make you look gay as hell, bro

Hahahaaaaaa

I feel his pain....I get at least 35-40 texts a day from my girlfriend. " HI...just woke up, didn't hear you leave"...."how's work"....." I'm having Egg whites, Yuck can't believe I listened to you..I'm getting a bagel" ...."i'm going to Target, do you need anything"...."i'm at Target, they have underwear on sale should i get some" " "my horniness levels are fine, god that's all you ever think about? ...LOL"   "34dd greg, you ask me every day"  "do you want the underwear or not?"  " i'm wearing a blue thong..why?"  "that's what i get for asking you about underwear...LOL"   "i got the BRIEFS (ha) ...you need shaving cream or any of that kind of stuff?"  "yes this is the lube section too....OMG why do I bother"

that was from 8am till 10:30....LOL
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 10:41:56 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2013, 10:52:49 PM »
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2013, 11:30:53 PM »
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 11:56:30 AM »
Quote from: ZeroPatience on March 04, 2013, 09:11:53 PM
That's pretty gay dude.
only gay if a man writes u
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 12:21:04 PM »
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Re: Measurements
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 12:36:13 PM »
Quote from: Groink on March 04, 2013, 09:48:45 PM
Hahahaaaaaa

I feel his pain....I get at least 35-40 texts a day from my mom. " HI...just woke up, didn't hear you leave"...."how's work"....." I'm having Egg whites, Yuck can't believe I listened to you..I'm getting a bagel" ...."i'm going to Target, do you need anything"...."i'm at Target, they have underwear on sale should i get some" " "my horniness levels are fine, god that's all you ever think about? ...LOL"   "34dd greg, you ask me every day"  "do you want the underwear or not?"  " i'm wearing a blue thong..why?"  "that's what i get for asking you about underwear...LOL"   "i got the BRIEFS (ha) ...you need shaving cream or any of that kind of stuff?"  "yes this is the lube section too....OMG why do I bother"

that was from 8am till 10:30....LOL
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