keep telling yourself it's her texts that make you look gay as hell, bro
Hahahaaaaaa
I feel his pain....I get at least 35-40 texts a day from my girlfriend. " HI...just woke up, didn't hear you leave"...."how's work"....." I'm having Egg whites, Yuck can't believe I listened to you..I'm getting a bagel" ...."i'm going to Target, do you need anything"...."i'm at Target, they have underwear on sale should i get some" " "my horniness levels are fine, god that's all you ever think about? ...LOL" "34dd greg, you ask me every day" "do you want the underwear or not?" " i'm wearing a blue thong..why?" "that's what i get for asking you about underwear...LOL" "i got the BRIEFS (ha) ...you need shaving cream or any of that kind of stuff?" "yes this is the lube section too....OMG why do I bother"
that was from 8am till 10:30....LOL