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White Smoke Rises; New Pope Is Chosen BITCHEZZZZ
« on: March 13, 2013, 11:47:49 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/14/world/europe/cardinals-elect-new-pope.html?_r=0





VATICAN CITY — With a puff of white smoke from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel and to the cheers of thousands of rain-soaked faithful, a gathering of Catholic cardinals picked a new pope from among their midst on Wednesday. The name of the new pope, the 266th pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church, by tradition would not be revealed until he appeared on a balcony on the front of St. Peter’s Basilica.


 “Habemus papam!,” members of the crowd shouted in Latin, waving umbrellas and flags. “We have a pope!”

“It was like waiting for the birth of a baby, only better, " said a Roman man. A child sitting atop his father’s shoulders waved a crucifix.

The new pope inherits a church wrestling with an array of challenges that intensified during his predecessor, Benedict XVI — from a priest shortage and growing competition from evangelical churches in the Southern Hemisphere where most of the world’s Catholics live, to a sexual abuse crisis that has undermined the church’s moral authority in the West, to difficulties governing the Vatican itself.

Benedict abruptly ended his troubled eight-year papacy last month, announcing he was no longer up to the rigors of the job. He became the first pontiff in 598 years to resign. The 115 cardinals who are under the age of 80 and eligible to vote chose their new leader after two days of voting.

Before beginning the voting by secret ballot in the Sistine Chapel on Tuesday, in a cloistered meeting known as a conclave, the cardinals swore an oath of secrecy in Latin, a rite designed to protect deliberations from outside scrutiny — and to protect cardinals from earthly influence as they seek divine guidance.

The conclave followed more than a week of intense, broader discussions among the world’s cardinals where they discussed the problems facing the church and their criteria for its next leader.

“We spoke among ourselves in an exceptional and free way, with great truth, about the lights, but also about shadows in the current situation of the Catholic Church,” Cardinal Christoph Schönborn of Vienna, a theologian known for his intellect and his pastoral touch, told reporters earlier this week.

“The pope’s election is something substantially different from a political election,” Cardinal Schönborn said, adding that the role was not “the chief executive of a multinational company, but the spiritual head of a community of believers.”

Indeed, Benedict was selected in 2005 as a caretaker after the momentous papacy of John Paul II, but the shy theologian appeared to show little inclination toward management. His papacy suffered from crises of communications — with Muslims, Jews and Anglicans — that, along with a sex abuse crisis that raged back to life in Europe in 2010, evolved into a crisis of governance.

Critics of Benedict’s secretary of state, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, said he had difficulties in running the Vatican and appeared more interested in the Vatican’s ties to Italy than to the rest of the world. The Vatican is deeply concerned about the fate of Christians in the war-torn Middle East.

The new pope will also inherit power struggles over the management of the Vatican bank, which must continue a process of meeting international transparency standards or risk being shut out of the mainstream international banking system. In one of his final acts as pope, Benedict appointed a German aristocrat, Ernst von Freyberg, as the bank’s new president.

He will have to help make the Vatican bureaucracy — often seen as a hornet’s nest of infighting Italians — work more efficiently for the good of the church. After years in which Benedict and John Paul helped consolidate more power at the top, many liberal Catholics also hope that the next pope will also give local bishops’ conferences more decision-making power to help respond to the needs of the faithful.


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Re: White Smoke Rises; New Pope Is Chosen BITCHEZZZZ
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2013, 11:54:57 AM »
10 bucks its the Nigerian.
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2013, 11:55:39 AM »
10 bucks its the Nigerian.

I was hoping it would be you: black, jewish, unemployed. Perfect cast for a rejuvenation.

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The new pope!
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2013, 12:05:29 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2013, 12:05:43 PM »



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« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2013, 12:06:31 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2013, 12:06:49 PM »
Great painting. Bacon= genius.

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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2013, 12:08:20 PM »
Great painting. Bacon= genius.

Indeed! And I am the only one to think Catolisism is a weird freakshow?

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« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2013, 12:08:29 PM »
They finally went ahead and elected Lucifer?

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« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2013, 12:09:27 PM »
Indeed! And I am the only one to think Catolisism is a weird freakshow?


No. All religions have a "freak" factor to them. Irrationality is necessary.

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« Reply #10 on: March 13, 2013, 12:11:42 PM »
Indeed! And I am the only one to think Catolisism is a weird freakshow?


That would definitely put you in the minority. Maybe read the history of the church.

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« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2013, 12:11:54 PM »

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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2013, 12:13:16 PM »
That would definitely put you in the minority. Maybe read the history of the church.

I did:


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« Reply #13 on: March 13, 2013, 12:13:28 PM »
Nope another White paled skinned grandpa


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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2013, 12:14:22 PM »
That would definitely put you in the minority. Maybe read the history of the church.

Aren't you an idiot and a bigot (pretty much the same thing)? You can stay out of this.

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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2013, 12:15:14 PM »
I did:



Shame that's as far as you got.

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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2013, 12:17:41 PM »
Shame that's as far as you got.

No, I got further than that. I got to the shameful treatment of Galileo Galilei and other scientists also.


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« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2013, 12:23:28 PM »
Indeed! And I am the only one to think Catolisism is a weird freakshow?



2.1 Billion People do not agree with you

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« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2013, 12:25:00 PM »
No, I got further than that. I got to the shameful treatment of Galileo Galilei and other scientists also.



Giordano Bruno to name one who was also persecuted.

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« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2013, 12:25:06 PM »
So you're judging over 2000 years of church history in one getbig thread? Have you ever thought what poor people would do without the cherity of the catholic church and other Christian institutes? How about more than what any government could even fathom.

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« Reply #20 on: March 13, 2013, 12:25:28 PM »

2.1 Billion People do not agree with you

The world is a strange place when 2.1 billion people follow a bunch of pedophile priests who wears childish robes and hats.

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« Reply #21 on: March 13, 2013, 12:26:41 PM »
Who is the new child molester leader?

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« Reply #22 on: March 13, 2013, 12:27:05 PM »
Why an old fart again?

As christianity is in a major crisis anyway, why don't they ever elect a modern, cool, younger pope for a change, dude in his 40s or something like that. Would def attract more people again.

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« Reply #23 on: March 13, 2013, 12:27:11 PM »
So you're judging over 2000 years of church history in one getbig thread? Have you ever thought what poor people would do without the cherity of the catholic church and other Christian institutes? How about more than what any government could even fathom.

The Catholic church has been a catastrophe for poor people due to the conservatism with regard to condoms and abortions.

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« Reply #24 on: March 13, 2013, 12:28:47 PM »
So you're judging over 2000 years of church history in one getbig thread? Have you ever thought what poor people would do without the cherity of the catholic church and other Christian institutes? How about more than what any government could even fathom.

And now, catholicism has brought poverty to an end? Other cultures deal with their poor, sometimes better than Catholic countries. You're an absurd little juicehead.