Author Topic: Getbigger needs advice.  (Read 2837 times)

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Getbigger needs advice.
« on: April 01, 2013, 04:09:39 PM »
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2013, 04:23:21 PM »
Make them post on GB. If they start 1-3 threads per day they are regular retards. If they start >5 threads per day asking for advice in each one of those threads they are full blown retards.

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2013, 04:48:05 PM »
Make them post on GB. If they start 1-3 threads per day they are regular retards. If they start >5 threads per day asking for advice in each one of those threads they are full blown retards.
This one made me lol pretty hard.

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2013, 04:53:37 PM »
When I read this post, I pictured Corky at a computer desk in deep though typing.

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013, 04:56:12 PM »
Ask them to spell 'cat'

Spot them the 'c' and the 't'

Wait for it........

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 04:58:56 PM »
When I read this post, I pictured Corky at a computer desk in deep though typing.
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2013, 06:15:00 PM »
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2013, 06:27:19 PM »
Retard strength

Fake retard no strength

Real retards = retard strength


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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2013, 07:51:05 PM »
Ask them to spell 'cat'

Spot them the 'c' and the 't'

Wait for it........



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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2013, 09:16:48 PM »



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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 10:53:14 PM »
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?
No but you would think you would be an expert being that you are retarded yourself.  :D

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2013, 11:49:46 PM »
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking conf

Joe Biden = full retard

Obama = regular retard

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2013, 12:35:33 AM »
As much as I'm fucking around, I'm kinda serious here, anyone else got any experience in working with troubled kids?
getbig members are troubled kids

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Re: Getbigger needs advice.
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2013, 05:37:05 AM »
Serious advice how do you separate full retard from just regular retard. I'm trying to help some kids, but I seriously can't tell which ones are fucked and which ones are not. Fucking confusing man.

have them write their names addresses and contact info down , that will sort them out