Interesting photo on so many different levels. It looks like you swallowed a basketball which go lodged in your lower abdomen....very weird. I gather you are shaving and got carried away looking at yourself so you decided to snap a photo mid-shave?  Like I said, strange photo. 
 Kinda creepy the way you word things sometimes if I'm honest. Maybe its your age, different generation.
But yea, I ate like a pig that day, belly full of junk food. 
I was sexting with galenikos wife and told her I was shaving, she wanted to see a pic so I obliged.