Fuck my life.

[anabolichalo]

i drink from the tap. bottled water would put me in the poor house even more

me too i drink from the tap

but she refuses

makes my stomach turn with anger


the cheapest bottled water is not that expensive

but still like 200 times the price of tap water


and it's the same thing


and you have to buy more plastic waste trash bags for the bottles

it adds up in the end

[JediTerminator]

me too i drink from the tap

but she refuses

makes my stomach turn with anger


the cheapest bottled water is not that expensive

but still like 200 times the price of tap water


and it's the same thing


and you have to buy more plastic waste trash bags for the bottles

it adds up in the end

here it's around 24 bottles for $2 on sale. shit adds up. not like we all don't have other things we'd like to spend money on

[arce1988]

 

[sarahdunlap]

Shit, I thought this thread said "Fuck my wife" not Fuck my life. Nevermind.

RIGHT>?!

[King Shizzo]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

Sounds like you maxed out your rank on World Of Warcraft.

[Parker]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

since you spelled "neighbour" like the English do, I summise that you are not American, correct? Then you are familiar with the saying, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"? This goes for women as well (as the men in the UK call them, "birds", which makes no damn sense whatsoever).

[Meso_z]

no she's ok

i just bitch a lot because it's giving me financial stress the whole foresight of having a kid with a woman without stable income

guess i can always start knocking over liquor stores and sell sugar water to noobs

what do her parents think for all this?

[Kim Jong Bob]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

lol im in the same situation, im fucking my neighbour but there is another girl who wants to come over to me.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Sounds like you maxed out your rank on World Of Warcraft.

only thing I play right now is Quake III arena. Old school.

[MORTALCOIL]

[DroppingPlates]

oh you didn't!!!!!!!!!  History back to haunt.  Oh no!  okay well that was fun for the day

Snap! another pro-meltdown

[Figo]

I plan to go full Galeniko on the local whores. 

So this has become a verb now? "To Galeniko"...

[FitnessFrenzy]

it's over guys. I wrote to the neighbour girl that I can't see her. She is up for grabs for anygetbigger wanting to bust his load.

[sarahdunlap]

it's over guys. I wrote to the neighbour girl that I can't see her. She is up for grabs for anygetbigger wanting to bust his load.

I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.

[BigCyp]

I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.

I bet you would have given that bird your 2 inches stud.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I can't believe you made a major decision based on some forum posts. You are not American, correct?  I noticed your spelling off the bat, you got a bird across the street eh? These guys are (mostly) wanker's.   Don't take their words so seriously...

Americans are not the same, they have less respect for women than the average Englishman.  Glad your trivial moment is over.  You got a baby to worry about.  You are not a pig like the rest I guess?  Congrats.

it seems you have me mistaken for anabolichalo. I don't have a baby on the way. I had already decided what to to about the situation before making this topic on Getbig. Basically, I just wanted to hear if some of the guys had been in a similar predicament.

I was not surprised by Galeniko's very frisky response. He is a man, who indeed lives in the present.

[Krankenstein]

So I am fucking this girl, which is fine, but I want one or two other girls. So I am chatting with this other chick who, as it turns out, lives right across my fucking house.

I want to fuck both girls, but I obviously can't at the same time since my neighbour will find out about the other girl.
What do I do?

According to  GH15 lore you can walk over to the girls house and flex for her and she will do you in a heartbeat.

Oh and Sarah, most of us aren't "wankers".  Most comments are of the 'shock value' type.

[BigCyp]

According to  GH15 lore you can walk over to the girls house and flex for her and she will do you in a heartbeat.

Oh and Sarah, most of us aren't "wankers".  Most comments are of the 'shock value' type.

Shhh!

[dj181]

So this has become a verb now? "To Galeniko"...

so then for homos you'd say "to gayleniko" correct?

[FitnessFrenzy]

so then for homos you'd say "to gayleniko" correct?

Blasphemy. One does not mention Galeniko, king of the vag, in a homoerotic context.

[dj181]

Blasphemy. One does not mention Galeniko, king of the vag, in a homoerotic context.

sorry man, i guess that i was just projecting

[Overload]

Never, ever, ever, fuck your neighbor or any girl that lives within a mile of you.

It's the worst idea, trust me.  I was banging the girl a few doors down and she was really nice at first, but when i didn't want to be in a relationship with her my life turned into a soap opera.

There are plenty of women elsewhere.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Never, ever, ever, fuck your neighbor or any girl that lives within a mile of you.

It's the worst idea, trust me.  I was banging the girl a few doors down and she was really nice at first, but when i didn't want to be in a relationship with her my life turned into a soap opera.

There are plenty of women elsewhere.

thanks, bro.

[FitnessFrenzy]

thanks for the advice, Galeniko.