Author Topic: Steven Seagal - Truth or Lies?  (Read 17837 times)

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #25 on: July 09, 2016, 07:32:03 AM »
His movies were all the same back in the day. All with three word titles. Stephen Seagal is...................... .......Hard to Kill. Stephen Seagal is...................... ...Out for Justice.
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2016, 07:46:48 AM »
He's such a fraud.

That Rob Schneider story was so freaking funny.
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2016, 07:58:28 AM »
Although I thought it would be easy, putting these in order of how much I enjoyed/quoted them, it was harder than I thought, as his first films were all full of great action and lines...

1. Hard to Kill
"I missed!?  I never miss..."

2. Out for Justice
"Motherf#@ker, you knocked my teeth out!

3. Under Siege
"Jordan: You're not a cook.
 Ryback: Yeah, well... I also cook."

4. Marked for Death
"Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
 Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.

5. Under Siege 2
"Dane: Chance favors the prepared mind"
     
6. On Deadly Ground
"Stone: My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!"

7. Nico (Above the Law)
"Punk: I don't think you can take us all, badass.
 [Nico shoots the punk dead]
  Nico Toscani: No, but I'll get an A for effort."
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #28 on: July 09, 2016, 08:22:27 AM »
No matter what movie he's in seagal walks/runs like he just got his balloon knot blown out in a mandingo gangbang...not that I know what it feels like, I'm just sayin.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #29 on: July 09, 2016, 08:28:55 AM »
Although I thought it would be easy, putting these in order of how much I enjoyed/quoted them, it was harder than I thought, as his first films were all full of great action and lines...

1. Hard to Kill
"I missed!?  I never miss..."

2. Out for Justice
"Motherf#@ker, you knocked my teeth out!

3. Under Siege
"Jordan: You're not a cook.
 Ryback: Yeah, well... I also cook."

4. Marked for Death
"Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
 Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.

5. Under Siege 2
"Dane: Chance favors the prepared mind"
     
6. On Deadly Ground
"Stone: My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!"

7. Nico (Above the Law)
"Punk: I don't think you can take us all, badass.
 [Nico shoots the punk dead]
  Nico Toscani: No, but I'll get an A for effort."


Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!

I watched the new Point Break last night  ::)  Man action movies today are not the same.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #30 on: July 09, 2016, 10:23:14 AM »

Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!

I watched the new Point Break last night  ::)  Man action movies today are not the same.
POINT BREAK ,,,WE'LL GET HIM WHEN HE COMES BACK IN

HE'S NOT COMING BACK IN.....

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #31 on: July 09, 2016, 10:47:35 AM »
Totally pointless remake that point break with zero chemistry between anyone onscreen. If it didn't steal the name it would have been direct to video shit no doubt about it.


Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!

I watched the new Point Break last night  ::)  Man action movies today are not the same.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #32 on: July 09, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #33 on: July 09, 2016, 11:12:42 AM »
There's a guy a my gym who is an 'Akito master"

Big fat fck who wears neon shit a lot - license plate on his Honda says 'Akidan'

He has a Facebook page with videos and he kicks everyone ass in 25sec flat

Tries to bulldog women off machines, drops the 60#dbs when he's done with a set of incline cause fck u, dragon tattoo

I don't fck with str8 danger

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153951256363649&id=561548648&set=a.10150469353078649.372528.561548648&source=48

Seems he's also a science fiction author  :D
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #34 on: July 09, 2016, 11:56:25 AM »
This thread has caused a serious personal Youtube odyssey....

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #35 on: July 09, 2016, 12:04:46 PM »
Rude boy Steven Seagal sings an ode to cooter -

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #36 on: July 09, 2016, 12:11:11 PM »
I need time to change...

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #37 on: July 09, 2016, 03:16:53 PM »
I need time to change...


again, who the fuck watches these movies ??? ??? ???

this is some fucking bullshit

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #38 on: July 09, 2016, 04:01:16 PM »
He was shaken down by Sonny Ciccone, a Capo in the New York based Gambino Crime Family. The mobsters allegedly laughed about how scared he was.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #39 on: July 09, 2016, 05:21:20 PM »
Yea wasn't it in the nuts or gut?
 I like how he ran from van damme coz he knows jc wouldn't be offering his wrist and flipping himself over. Despite Seagals slagging off, van damme has a solid fight record,  where as there's no evidence of any fight history on Seagals part



Van damme would of tuned him.
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #40 on: July 10, 2016, 05:33:27 AM »
Like sly said, Seagal wanted none of it, Claude was too strong




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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2016, 06:26:04 AM »
My need is such
That I 'pretend' too much!

One of the greatest lyrics ever.  Must have been written by Steven Seagal.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2016, 06:59:19 AM »
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2016, 07:13:36 AM »
If he's upset with you, you're as good as dead.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2016, 07:15:54 AM »
If you'd rather just waste 20 rather than 90 minutes of your life...

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2016, 01:13:55 PM »

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2016, 01:24:30 PM »
My need is such
That I 'pretend' too much!

One of the greatest lyrics ever.  Must have been written by Steven Seagal.


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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2016, 03:07:11 PM »
Out For Justice was pretty cool. I remember thinking he and Jeff Speakman were bad asses when I was about ten.

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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
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Re: The Great Pretender : Steven Seagal
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