I came out of a club steaming drunk a while back, got talking to some girl as I was about to leave, made out with her and she says she'll walk with me, now she's probably a 6 but I'm drunk and think why not. She walks ahead of me and I suddenly realise she literally has no ass, I mean nothing, and also a muffintop hanging over her jeans.She asks me to come back to her place then tells me she has a kid,....I say ok, wait here,I'll go find a cab, hold my cigarettes brb.I walk round the corner then run off as fast as I can.