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Call me egomaniac, but ..
« on: April 23, 2013, 01:28:19 AM »
.. I got offended when people compared me to Statham .. I said I outclass him physique wise. He might be famous and shit but he is nowhere near me

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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 01:31:30 AM »
Can someone please crop my pic a little then do a side by side comparison with him in a single photo so I can save it? I am not good with this stuff
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2013, 01:33:41 AM »
Little bigger yes...outclass no
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2013, 01:34:00 AM »
Statham's picture if probably shopped too.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2013, 01:37:07 AM »
Quote from: Mensa Bob on April 23, 2013, 01:33:41 AM
Little bigger yes...outclass no
he is smaller, fatter, wider hips, narrower shoulders, I beat him on everything but the bank account.. and he has stork like legs while I have decent wheels ..
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2013, 01:43:21 AM »
As I said before, Statham used to train at my gym in Paris a few years ago. I trained next to him about 6/7 times. Photographers are really good at making movies stars look way bigger then they are, the guy is a legit twink. I hope for you that you don't vanish as he does once the cameraman is gone.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2013, 01:44:25 AM »
Jason has child bearing hips
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2013, 01:45:28 AM »
So...the circus is in town?
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2013, 01:59:29 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 23, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
As I said before, Statham used to train at my gym in Paris a few years ago. I trained next to him about 6/7 times. Photographers are really good at making movies stars look way bigger then they are, the guy is a legit twink. I hope for you that you don't vanish as he does once the cameraman is gone.
I actually look much more impressive in person than in these photos. I am also a terrible photographer .. I am sure I could look much better with a propper camera, lighting and a professional photographer.

Am no delusionite but I do have a much better build than him. People swing off his nuts because he is famous.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2013, 02:02:15 AM »
Quote from: sync pulse on April 23, 2013, 01:45:28 AM
So...the circus is in town?
can you crop me from waist up like him and put it side by side in comparison?
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2013, 02:02:48 AM »
My god, you would suck your own dick under a towel.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2013, 02:02:57 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on April 23, 2013, 01:59:29 AM
Am no delusionite but I do have a much better build than him. People swing off his nuts because he is famous.

Well, that's what people do, don't they? Being rich and famous makes you suddenly look awesome to dimwits. And there's no shortage of dimwits in this world, sadly A grade pussy being nicely represented in that group.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2013, 02:10:20 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 23, 2013, 02:02:57 AM
Well, that's what people do, don't they? Being rich and famous makes you suddenly look awesome to dimwits. And there's no shortage of dimwits in this world, sadly A grade pussy being nicely represented in that group.
Yes. I was amused this morning on facebook because people expected me to be happy about the Statham comparison but I was like "ummm..no.. I actually look better"  ;D

Typical getbigger
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2013, 02:19:02 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 23, 2013, 01:43:21 AM
As I said before, Statham used to train at my gym in Paris a few years ago. I trained next to him about 6/7 times. Photographers are really good at making movies stars look way bigger then they are, the guy is a legit twink. I hope for you that you don't vanish as he does once the cameraman is gone.

Not sure if its the camera angles, or the fact that every guy in Hollywood is a 5'9" twink that makes him look bigger than he is.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2013, 02:26:27 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on April 23, 2013, 02:19:02 AM
Not sure if its the camera angles, or the fact that every guy in Hollywood is a 5'9" twink that makes him look bigger than he is.
I have seen plenty of pics of him off camera. I have no idea wtf they do with the angles and lights but the guy is totally unimpressive other than in the ultra doctored pics from the movies like this one.

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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #15 on: April 23, 2013, 02:27:39 AM »
Possibly you have a better physique, but facially, you're way uglier!  :D
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #16 on: April 23, 2013, 02:28:16 AM »
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on April 23, 2013, 02:02:48 AM
My god, you would suck your own dick under a towel.

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #17 on: April 23, 2013, 02:33:52 AM »
That pic of you is on roids, now you look a lot smaller. Jason Statham is one of my favourite actors.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2013, 02:36:56 AM »
Quote from: kevcat on April 23, 2013, 02:27:39 AM
Possibly you have a better physique, but facially, you're way uglier!  :D

This.
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2013, 02:42:26 AM »
Quote from: kevcat on April 23, 2013, 02:27:39 AM
Possibly you have a better physique, but facially, you're way uglier!  :D
He is better looking I suppose. I am not so versed as you as to asses one's cuteness  ;D
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2013, 02:43:49 AM »
Quote from: Psychopath on April 23, 2013, 02:33:52 AM
That pic of you is on roids, now you look a lot smaller. Jason Statham is one of my favourite actors.
the pic was taken yesterday morning you obvious moron  ;D

I try to make it a physique comparison and the fags keep draaaaging me down
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2013, 02:47:45 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on April 23, 2013, 02:43:49 AM
the pic was taken yesterday morning you obvious moron  ;D

I try to make it a physique comparison and the fags keep draaaaging me down


Simmer down, gypsy. You look good (no homo)
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2013, 02:51:10 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on April 23, 2013, 02:02:57 AM
Well, that's what people do, don't they? Being rich and famous makes you suddenly look awesome to dimwits. And there's no shortage of dimwits in this world, sadly A grade pussy being nicely represented in that group.

These days u could make a few videos post it on YouTube and if lucky become a YouTube sensation which qualifies u as "famous" and dimwits would be all over u

Hence the "zyzz" and "matt ogus" characters :D
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2013, 02:54:43 AM »
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Re: Call me egomaniac, but ..
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2013, 03:00:22 AM »
Hate to say it but you murder stathams physique, he has zero v taper.
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