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TigerStripes · « **Reply #25 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:40:09 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on April 24, 2013, 09:34:20 PM

Men, use it to your advantage.

To date girls age 21-26, be the wild and crazy fun guy, NEVER put your heart in it and you do great.
To date girls age 27-30, talk about how you're ready to have a family and settle down, tired of the scene, just looking for someone sweet who is a freak in the bed. Use a condom, she might not.
To date girls age 31-35, you're the quickie rebound from her guy leaving, toddlers in the next room, messy time to probably avoid. hormone city.
To date girls age 35+, just have your shit together and be very honest, very up front. They'll smell your bullshit. Just say "i want to get laid" and you will.

Avoid all girls 18-20. Lazy fish in bed, thinks they're the shit, and drama too much.

This is definitely how it is in america.

American women in their 20s are mostly very narcissistic and have a princess attitude these days. I will fuck them, but will not get into anything deeper than that.

I fucked a 52 year old lady a while back. Her personality was awesome even though the twat was like an old worn out leather boot.

Parker · « **Reply #26 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:43:52 PM »

Get the app, I did...

Also, what do you think of this---a woman who has been dating a dude for a while gives him "the ultimatum", and he rolls...then he comes back later and they start dating again, and then he proposes...
What say you on this fine genetleman?

240 is Back · « **Reply #27 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:48:32 PM »

Quote from: Parker on April 24, 2013, 09:43:52 PM

Get the app, I did...

Also, what do you think of this---a woman who has been dating a dude for a while gives him "the ultimatum", and he rolls...then he comes back later and they start dating again, and then he proposes...
What say you on this fine genetleman?

He tried for greener pasture, and he missed the one he was most comfy with. "He want that old thing back..."

He probably just wanted it to be his idea, and wanted to nail a few girls he knew were down. He got it, it was okay, but he wants "home" back, so he goes back.

wild willie · « **Reply #28 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:49:56 PM »

Quote from: EH on April 24, 2013, 08:29:51 PM

just thought i'd share

1 of the girls is actually a gf of.. shit 3 months?.. 4?... anyways... so she doesn't entirely count.

what the fuck is with the morality of these women?

2 women were business owners (cake design and dance studio owner)

1 is a bank manager

1 is a mother of 3 who works in retail (drives a nice turbo diesel f250 4dr with a 8" lift on 35's. lol)

1 is a single mother regional manager of Starbucks.

1 manages her family biz (restaurants)

1 is a single mother who doesn't do shit.

(bank manager is actually the gf)

but the others.... wtf... i'm not an ugly guy, i'm kinda handsome.. I have a good job.. 6ft tall 210lbs with abs and arms/delts, ect... but wtf are they thinking fucking some guy they met on the internet the first time they meet me??!!

where did these women's parents go wrong? I remember when you had to actually SEE a girl in the store... or in public.. approach her and ask for her phone number of if she'd like to grab lunch.... now with the internet, i'm skeptical of all these women. I mean, i'm good looking compared to most the guys on POF and I can hold a conversation, but that is all they need to deepthroat a guy on the first date now days?

i hope you are between the ages of 18 and 22......otherwise......y ou are a real friggin moron!

el numero uno · « **Reply #29 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:56:40 PM »

All those things you guys mentioned makes so much sense to me.

Right now I'm dating a 26 yo (I'm 24), she told me in our very first date how much she love kids and that she would like to have at least 3 kids. I was like "wth why is she telling me that?" But she wasn't insinuating that she want me to be the dad lol she just told me those things, a tad awkward. Most of my friends are about my same age so I've never talked about the bio-clock lol. Last year I was dating a 17 yo, it was an headache.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #30 on:** April 24, 2013, 09:57:49 PM »

Quote from: el numero uno on April 24, 2013, 09:28:11 PM

Great post man

Hell yeah. Rob always brings the truth on stuff like this.

Psychopath · « **Reply #31 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:08:47 PM »

It's very hard to believe anything that is written in this thread.

POB · « **Reply #32 on:** April 24, 2013, 10:10:43 PM »

^ we need pics

Papper · « **Reply #33 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:05:31 AM »

Quote from: Georgie C on April 24, 2013, 09:19:03 PM

Very likely to be post of the year. 100% spot on.

x2 very interesting concept

Papper · « **Reply #34 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:07:10 AM »

Quote from: Psychopath on April 24, 2013, 10:08:47 PM

It's very hard to believe anything that is written in this thread.

why exactly?

240 is Back · « **Reply #35 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:03:03 AM »

Red Hook · « **Reply #36 on:** April 25, 2013, 04:54:19 AM »

Quote from: EH on April 24, 2013, 08:29:51 PM

just thought i'd share

1 of the girls is actually a gf of.. shit 3 months?.. 4?... anyways... so she doesn't entirely count.

what the fuck is with the morality of these women?

2 women were business owners (cake design and dance studio owner)

1 is a bank manager

1 is a mother of 3 who works in retail (drives a nice turbo diesel f250 4dr with a 8" lift on 35's. lol)

1 is a single mother regional manager of Starbucks.

1 manages her family biz (restaurants)

1 is a single mother who doesn't do shit.

(bank manager is actually the gf)

but the others.... wtf... i'm not an ugly guy, i'm kinda handsome.. I have a good job.. 6ft tall 210lbs with abs and arms/delts, ect... but wtf are they thinking fucking some guy they met on the internet the first time they meet me??!!

where did these women's parents go wrong? I remember when you had to actually SEE a girl in the store... or in public.. approach her and ask for her phone number of if she'd like to grab lunch.... now with the internet, i'm skeptical of all these women. I mean, i'm good looking compared to most the guys on POF and I can hold a conversation, but that is all they need to deepthroat a guy on the first date now days?

and no pics?

why start a thread like this on getbig when you know that we will ask for proof?

gayer than taking a towel to a Kai Green's guest posing

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #37 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:02:41 AM »

240 is back has a lot of dating wisdom.!

Marty Champions · « **Reply #38 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:03:28 AM »

no pics

no life

Kim Jong Bob · « **Reply #39 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:06:49 AM »

Didnt eh say he was a pro bb to who placed in top 5 at the mr o lol.

The Grim Lifter · « **Reply #40 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:55:52 AM »

How do you find more than 5 chicks on POF that are attractive?

EH · « **Reply #41 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:27:19 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #42 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:30:20 PM »

Quote from: EH on April 25, 2013, 02:27:19 PM

i thought about putting up some pics, but i don't think that'd be right.

ages? shit... youngest was 24 (starbucks rsd)mexican, oldest (cake designer) 37 philipina.

got another set up for tonight. 34 yr old mexican lady with freakin great ass/quads/calves, size 6 shoe. owns a cleaning company.

and tomorrow with either be the gf (banker), or a thick chinese girl with huge tits

so basically, chicks with no body, and or the dreaded "box body"

bodyofsteel · « **Reply #43 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:32:23 PM »

Are these women you're banging looking for "intimate encounters" or just dates?

THEBOSS · « **Reply #44 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:38:22 PM »

internet dating ? wow

Hulkotron · « **Reply #45 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:38:36 PM »

Fuck this thread where are the pics?

Parker · « **Reply #46 on:** April 25, 2013, 02:39:29 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on April 25, 2013, 02:38:36 PM

Fuck this thread where are the pics?

well, I have a feeling we might see some "glow worms".

EH · « **Reply #47 on:** April 25, 2013, 03:34:03 PM »

Red Hook · « **Reply #48 on:** April 25, 2013, 05:59:21 PM »

C-BuZz · « **Reply #49 on:** April 25, 2013, 06:41:56 PM »

Quote from: EH on April 25, 2013, 03:34:03 PM

the only 'bad' one was the starbucks girl... wayyyy too tall for me. like 5'8" and she's big.. not celliulite big, but deff bbw.. huge solid tits though. she's the only one i'd NOT be seen in public with. and she's only allowed to come over for 2hrs max and that's only when the others are not available... i respond to 10% of her texts.

the chinese girl is 'thick' but not bbw.

the rest are 'normal'.. curvy, not fat, or petite (cake designer is 5' 95lbs)

what gets me is this; They were ALL looking for a relationship... none were intimate encounter. never trusted the intimate encounter girls.

i never pushed the issue of sex.. just normal conversation. never asked for pics.. never sent a pic of my cock..well, at least not the first day or two.

never spent more than $3 on them the first day... IF THAT. usually it was ZERO $.

i think the formula is this

1-be handsome
2-don't send pics of your cock and dont' ask for tit pics
3-have abs
4-have big shoulders/arms
5-act like you actually care about their day
6-act like you don't actually give a shit if they reply because your phone is blowing up with 9 other women begging you to throw them some cock.
7-be honest in your profile
8-don't push sex... or kissing ... on the first time meeting. even if she comes over in her PJ's and you're chillin on the couch. she's gonna think "it's been over an hour, why hasn't he kissed me or squeezed my tits?... is something wrong with me".

.... fuck... what's horrible is that i know this shit is wrong, but i do it anyways. lol. i think these are good woman, but i'm a womanizer. lol..... where's my arimidex and aromasin... and methyltest...

You sir, are my fucking hero. If only I was single, I'd be doing the exact same thing. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC CCKKKKKKKKKKK.