banged this girl within 30 mins at a bar this weekend...WYHI?

[Marine]

No kids, and no money..lives in a 1 bedroom apt....

Have a funny story...you would have to expect something crazy from this..but she has a huge Labrador in this 1bed room apt..she treates the dog like a fuking rag doll..she started punching the poor dog when the dog would not get off of her..then she would pet him in a creepy weird way...then would try and kick the poor dog when he wouldnt leave us...lol...so creepy

RÜN ANY BITCH THAT THREAT A LABRADOR THAT WAY IS NOT WORTH SHIT RUN ! rUN !

GET TESTED FOR AIDS TOO THIS BITHC IS CRAZY

[Sophus]

Another 100% gay WYHI thread about women that only OMR would not touch

End of thread, fail thread and I hope you really hit her and didnt make this shit up

Else you are not only a FAG for doing this GAY WYHI thread but also a LOOSER

fuck off

[DeketheCreep]

Would hit she looks like my boss

[Thespritz0]

any ass shots

dificult to give an honest assessment without them

^^
 

[Parker]

What is her financial status?  Might be worth having a sugar momma on the side.  She has mom arms, does she have kids?

Mom arms, haha...

[The Abdominal Snoman]

She most likely puts peanut butter on her puss and has the dog lick it off...

[El Diablo Blanco]

She most likely puts peanut butter on her puss and has the dog lick it off...

I've done that to a girl.  Does that make me into a dog? 

Woof Woof.

[mogulgangi]

^^
 

Her ass sucks..she's all tits and face

[freespirit]

I've done that to a girl.  Does that make me into a dog? 

Woof Woof.

Bullshit you don't like peanut butter.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Bullshit you don't like peanut butter.

The problem was I bought creamy peanut butter but it still had chunks in it

[arce1988]

  I AM NOT GOING TO BE IGNORED!

[Kwon_2]

ASS SHOTS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

[FitnessFrenzy]

if she treats a dog that way she is a worthless whore. Dump her.

[240 is Back]

I was definitely drunk..she initiated strong eye contact..I procceded like a true alpha towards her, locking eyes the whole time.came up to her and kissed her without her approval...within 30 mins at was at her place...she had huge tits but a little belly...used condom !!!.it was drunk sex...she didn't look so chubby from my drunk eyes the night prior, but by judging these pics she's a total fatty..won't stop texting me

tell her you are very busy with charity work, message board moderating, etc, and that your parole officer is a real prick.   You know, sex crimes and all.

She'll either be freaked out, or super turned on.  Either way, it's a win, I'd say.

[240 is Back]

I dont think i've ever done the one night stand thing.  Only had actual sex with people I knew fairly well.  I have to imagine the converesation afterwards would be hella awkward.  and if you're both drunk, you can't leave with driving drunk, so you're sitting there smelling of body fluids, stuck with this person who looks les and less attractive by the sobering minute... all the while she's asking 20 questions about if you want kids and how you feel about her already. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

I dont think i've ever done the one night stand thing.  Only had actual sex with people I knew fairly well.  I have to imagine the converesation afterwards would be hella awkward.  and if you're both drunk, you can't leave with driving drunk, so you're sitting there smelling of body fluids, stuck with this person who looks les and less attractive by the sobering minute... all the while she's asking 20 questions about if you want kids and how you feel about her already. 

fucked a girl once on a one night stand. She slept at my place since we were both hammered. Awkward as fuck the next morning. For both of us. I had to go on Skype with Tito24. He told the bitch to leave.

[Sophus]

I dont think i've ever done the one night stand thing.  Only had actual sex with people I knew fairly well.  I have to imagine the converesation afterwards would be hella awkward.  and if you're both drunk, you can't leave with driving drunk, so you're sitting there smelling of body fluids, stuck with this person who looks les and less attractive by the sobering minute... all the while she's asking 20 questions about if you want kids and how you feel about her already. 

Lots of women fall in love after one night stands

[luvvsuNOT]

so you met this drunk chick while you were drunk, had drunk sex but then have two photos, one at the beach and one in a car?  I'm calling bullshit

I can almost believe the car pic assuming you go to the bar and get drunk in the middle of the day. But how do you go from the bar to the beach?

Pics pulled off a dating website and made up story due to being neglected and unloved by Uberman.

[Psychopath]

Lots of women fall in love after one night stands

Women release a hormone called oxytocin that makes them feel the need to bond after they've been fucked. So glad i'm not a woman.

[Ronnie Rep]

Definitely hitable, nice tits!

[nzmusclemonster]

ASS SHOTS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

Yes and maybe a pussy shot or two...

[Rudee]

Looks like someone is having fun downloading pics of people on POF.

[El Diablo Blanco]

Looks like someone is having fun downloading pics of people on POF.

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP PPPPP!!!!

[240 is Back]

Lots of women fall in love after one night stands

they want to be swept off their feet, like that troll princess in Shrek. 

they want to tell their friends it was love at first site, passionate sex all night, then boy made them breakfast and really laid groundwork for building a family with her.

on the guys' end, he's sobering up, noticing the fatty he got his rocks off in, praying no preggos and looking for an excuse to leave... all while testing the females he hopes to meet up the following evening

[anabolichalo]

tell her to get on finasteride right now


mpb kicking in and it's going to be brutal