this was pretty humorous. if you're gonna lie. lie little, not big.
never met a girl who would even let you try anal on the first night (barring you are super rich and/or famous... those anal tears will make for a good rape lawsuit)
My cock wouldn't fit...when situations like this arise, finger banging the hole is the next optiion..you must initiate by first having her lick your fingers, then proceding to put those wet fingers in her rim..she might be assuming they may be going in her pussy...but no...slowly but surely slip one in to open up the gape...slow thrust for the first minute...thereafter when it feels a little dry..take your firger out of her ass...have her lick those same fingers again ( they never say no, as a matter of fact just put the finger in her mouth with out asking )..then follow by both fingers in her anal..start kissing her neck..followed by licking her ear...by this point her anal rim will relax, and now you can initiate finger fuck...every 10 finger bangs take them out of her ass, have her lick them again,(yes, out of her ass), then proceed with a neck kiss and both fingers in again...at this point she will want it faster and harder...proccedd with spped..
