20,000 Applicants to Colonize Mars. Would You?

[JasonH]

mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon

Hahaha! 

[Griffith]

we would all like to think so but we have no power over the Cosmos, we can not even control weather on earth.

I'm sure if we repeatedly bombed the ice-caps we could change that, or put some gasses into the atmosphere to melt them  

[YngiweRhoads]

mars is a great get bigger

most here would be honoured to be in his colon

Made me spit my coffee on my monitor.

Fucker.   

[OTHstrong]

I'm sure if we repeatedly bombed the icecaps we could change that, or put some gasses into the atmosphere to melt them  

Always wondered what would happen if some psychos decided to nuke the ice caps, A few czars bombs and booooom

[Nails]

how hot are the bitchez in mars and are they all free for fucking 


Last thing i wanna do is go on date in mars and sit on red rocks while trying to pick up

[deadpan]

Always wondered what would happen if some psychos decided to nuke the ice caps, A few czars bombs and booooom

would probably raise the water level, flood some parts of the world is my guess

[#1 Klaus fan]

Thread is now bodybuilding related.

[Mr Nobody]

No I am staying here.

[bodyofsteel]

I'm here to colonize uranus.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

They'll send a slave ship to Mars while a few of the Hierarchy members control it

[Bad Boy Dazza]

Would you apply, to be a permanent colonist of Mars? Even if they have no gyms, no POF, no 7/11s, and people without willpower?
http://io9.com/20-000-people-have-already-applied-for-the-one-way-miss-484213787

LOL they'll all be dead before the first human sets foot there.

[Griffith]

We'll start calling them aliens and the rest will be history  

[BigCyp]

Only if they adopt a new religion.  But everyone allowed to Mars must be agnostic.  No bullshit religion.

'Everyone must be agnostic'

Trust me, if this was enforced in a colony it would very quickly become a religion in itself, and would become oppressive to some extent. It's the nature of man.

[Parker]

'Everyone must be agnostic'

Trust me, if this was enforced in a colony it would very quickly become a religion in itself, and would become oppressive to some extent. It's the nature of man.

And if you are not agnostic, you will be shunned. And then the tattle-taling would begin, then the side looks, and it's a witch hunt all over again.

[Mrdibbs]

This colonization has so many ways of completely failing.

Just imagine one of the applicants at some point decides to whipe out the entire colony? It will take 8 months before someone from earth will stop them. Or do they send people who make sure that people live according to ''the law'' 

[Voice of Doom]

It's a fantastic leap for mankind.  Imagine if procreation happens...we'd have our first true Martian.

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This colonization has so many ways of completely failing.

Just imagine one of the applicants at some point decides to whipe out the entire colony? It will take 8 months before someone from earth will stop them. Or do they send people who make sure that people live according to ''the law'' 

Hierarchy will make sure the people going there are micro-chipped and under full control. Someone moves the wrong way and they drop dead right there and keep on trucking...

[Chadwick The Beta]

they'll probably start co-mingling with the aliens like in district 9

it's bad enough when done between the races

[randy841]

Yes, i would apply to be one of the colonists of Mars, just to get away from all the Muslims and Blacks and the society of today, girls and sons and generation nothingness.

Even if they didn't have gyms, McDonalds or similar

How about you get on the honk*y patrol bandwagon and hang yourself.  

Problem solved.

No more dealing with Muslims and Blacks.

[Mr Nobody]

Falcon has already been to Mars and returned he collected some good data to be revealed later.

[falco]

Our planet is so great and full of life, why go to the desert? You have always arizona!