see you're making ignorant assumptions about creativity and songwriting craft. death metal's dense and difficult to get into, but don't take that to mean it doesn't take a shitload of skill and musicianship. maynard and the boys would get buried trying to keep up with a nile or morbid angel song.
here's the funny part. i know music. i've studied it, play several instruments, took courses on theory and whatnot. so to sit there and go "well this takes no talent" cracks me up because of how hilariously incorrect that is. you don't have to like it, i'm not trying to make you like it, but i have to pop in and point out that you are 100% incorrect in terms of skill and talent necessary.
also as for your dumbass point about the guys from dying fetus having kids... uh... no fucking shit. it's a music act. corpsegrinder is a World of Warcraft nerd and loves fishing for shit's sake. i listen to putridity and murder construct on my way to work or while i'm at the gym. it's ENTERTAINMENT, numbnuts.
sure, there ARE dudes who are for real (mostly in the norwegian black metal scene or guys like glen benton), but we're fans of music. i'm hitting up a death metal festival in two weeks and guess what? we're all trying to get time off work and make arrangements for kids or pets. it's entertainment. i don't know WHY you seem to think everyone takes it like life lessons or autobiographies.
I never said it takes no talent, not a single time. I said the lyrics are fucking comical, and they are. As far as the members of tool not being able to play death metal.....HAHAHAHAHAAAAA
AA. You know this how, exactly ? Was there a contest?
They are all professinal usicians and I'm sure each could play the others with very little difficulty. Just because they dont do it..doesnt mean they can't do it.
I'm reminded of a quote by Chris Cornell...he said "when I was 17,18...it was all about jimi hendrix, van halen and playing really complex music and guitar solos....then when I got older, I started becoming interested in what The Edge was doing"..I'm paraphrasing.
And no, i don't expect people to live their music, but Demons, suicide, dead roaming the earth....sorry, can't relate, don't want to.
Thom Yorke writes a song about the temptarion of adultery, and unrequites desire...I can relate. Its normal human stuff, not made-up morbid nonsense that no one had ever experienced. I think LOTR is silly shit too.
You said it all when you said that dude is a WOW nerd. Now i get it. Nerd on Garth.