This is awsome and what I've always suspected......libs don't squat, they take the power rack and do bicep curls. They load the sled and do shallow knee bends......libs train the front of the body, but never the back. I suspect most libs don't deadlift and would use the chalk bowl to hold their prius keys instead of a big bowl of white happy powder that helps lift stuff. I also suspect most libs wear gloves in the gym.
......and before you lefties start...I have no idea about Paul Ryan. Crossfit and associated exercise programs are a cult and can't be explained.