CrossFit - Nadia Shatila's 100 Pull-ups in 2:53

[CARTEL]

[Pray_4_War]

Bwahahaha. 

I can say with absolute certainty that "butterfly pull-ups" don't do a fucking thing.  This shit is a joke but they all strut around like they are hardcore badasses.  I don't know what I hate more, the retarded exercises or how they try to intellectualize them.   

[Krankenstein]

Bwahahaha. 

I can say with absolute certainty that "butterfly pull-ups" don't do a fucking thing.  This shit is a joke but they all strut around like they are hardcore badasses.  I don't know what I hate more, the retarded exercises or how they try to intellectualize them.   

They don't huh?  Not a fucking thing?

If the shit is such a joke, would you be willing to partake in a bet?

Which of these exercises you find in CF is retarded?:  clean and jerk, box jump, rope climbs, sled push, deadlifts, squats, bench press, rowing, sprinting, push ups, olympic snatch, push press.....

[Pray_4_War]

They don't huh?  Not a fucking thing?

If the shit is such a joke, would you be willing to partake in a bet?

Which of these exercises you find in CF is retarded?:  clean and jerk, box jump, rope climbs, sled push, deadlifts, squats, bench press, rowing, sprinting, push ups, olympic snatch, push press.....

Let me reiterate.  NOT A FUCKING THING.  It's better to do 10 disciplined repetitions than 100 sloppy, faggoty crossfit repetitions. 

A bet?  If it involves me imitating crossfit retardation then no.

Those exercises are not retarded in and of themselves.  It's the way crossfitters do them that makes them retarded.  The Special Olympics is less retarded than a typical crossfit session. 

If you enjoy this shit don't let me put a bee in your bonnet.  Carry on sir.  Don't let the sounds of laughter stop you from being "fit".  Keep on preparing for whatever the hell you are preparing for.

[Krankenstein]

Let me reiterate.  NOT A FUCKING THING.  It's better to do 10 disciplined repetitions than 100 sloppy, faggoty crossfit repetitions. 

A bet?  If it involves me imitating crossfit retardation then no.

Those exercises are not retarded in and of themselves.  It's the way crossfitters do them that makes them retarded.  The Special Olympics is less retarded than a typical crossfit session. 

If you enjoy this shit don't let me put a bee in your bonnet.  Carry on sir.  Don't let the sounds of laughter stop you from being "fit".  Keep on preparing for whatever the hell you are preparing for.

Seems you are a little uppity.  Tren got ya down skippy?

You single out ONE exercise.  ONE.  Ever done any olympic lifts chief?  Doubtful.  You seem like the type that loves to hog the cable cross over machine you so can do your standing double bicep curls.

Wonder why you would put the word fit in quotes. Are you insinuating I am anything but fit?  Care to compare bodyfat?  endurance?  Strength lb for lb? 

[Pray_4_War]

Dude, I'm laughing so hard at this thread right now.  I'm going to show this to everyone I know.  Comedy gold.

[Seven Copper Coins]

Dude, I'm laughing so hard at this thread right now.  I'm going to show this to everyone I know.  Comedy gold.

Apparently you haven't seen the Crossfit classic, where a girl pulling a car with a rope...gets ran over by the car....i almost had a seizure i was laughing so hard.

[Pray_4_War]

Wonder why you would put the word fit in quotes. Are you insinuating I am anything but fit?  Care to compare bodyfat?  endurance?  Strength lb for lb? 

Can't get anything past you can I?  Do you want to measure cocks too?

[Seven Copper Coins]

I just dont get the whole "Bet you can't do it !" Attitude that is VERY prevalent with crossfitters...it's not just a fee assholes.

I don't want to fucking do it, and if I did...I'd be very good at it.

[MisterMagoo]

Seems you are a little uppity.  Tren got ya down skippy?

You single out ONE exercise.  ONE.  Ever done any olympic lifts chief?  Doubtful.  You seem like the type that loves to hog the cable cross over machine you so can do your standing double bicep curls.

Wonder why you would put the word fit in quotes. Are you insinuating I am anything but fit?  Care to compare bodyfat?  endurance?  Strength lb for lb? 

people like that who scream and throw feces against crossfit are, to a man, speaking from ignorance and nothing else. take anyone who says a kipping pullup does "nothing" and make them bang out 100 of them for time, see if they feel like they didn't do anything afterwards LOL.

and what's even funnier is the people who scream the loudest are the types you'll see at the gym working sooooo hard on those rope pressdowns and lateral raises. oh yeah. showing the crossfitters how to do a REAL workout there, guys.

[MisterMagoo]

I don't want to fucking do it, and if I did...I'd be very good at it.

dude you realize that is an exact five year old's argument right? "i could do that if i wanted, i just don't wanna!"

[Seven Copper Coins]

dude you realize that is an exact five year old's argument right? "i could do that if i wanted, i just don't wanna!"

Well one juvenile remark deserves another....because " I can do my hula hoop for eleventeen minutes....BET YOU CANT DO IT !" is such a mature attitude.

[MisterMagoo]

Well one juvenile remark deserves another....because " I can do my hula hoop for eleventeen minutes....BET YOU CANT DO IT !" is such a mature attitude.

what you're neglecting is that there are ZERO threads on the G&O called "crossfit is the best and you suck for not doing it". it's all hating, and then people like me saying "if you think it doesn't do anything, TRY it!" we're not coming at you and saying "i do crossfit, i'm better than you!" we're responding to YOUR accusations that the exercises are bullshit or that the program is dumb.

it's not a kid with a hula hoop going "i can do this and you can't," it's you walking up to a kid doing a hula hoop and saying "that's not hard" then refusing to prove just how "easy" it is when you get called on it. it's people who post CF videos and then make stupid-ass comments that i'm saying this to. if you think kipping pullups are cheating and they're easy, try it! YOU made the claim, try it out and see for yourself!

go to the beginning of this thread. it's a bunch of posts mocking a kipping pullup video followed by defense of it. it's not me or krank posting the video and saying "BET YOU CAN'T!"

and it's ALWAYS the fucking pullups. nevermind that CF workouts are jam-packed with ATG squats, olympic lifts, deadlifts, overhead pressing, dips, handstand pushups and sprints, no. it's aaaaaalways the pullups everyone loses their shit over.

[Seven Copper Coins]

what you're neglecting is that there are ZERO threads on the G&O called "crossfit is the best and you suck for not doing it". it's all hating, and then people like me saying "if you think it doesn't do anything, TRY it!" we're not coming at you and saying "i do crossfit, i'm better than you!" we're responding to YOUR accusations that the exercises are bullshit or that the program is dumb.

it's not a kid with a hula hoop going "i can do this and you can't," it's you walking up to a kid doing a hula hoop and saying "that's not hard" then refusing to prove just how "easy" it is when you get called on it. it's people who post CF videos and then make stupid-ass comments that i'm saying this to. if you think kipping pullups are cheating and they're easy, try it! YOU made the claim, try it out and see for yourself!

go to the beginning of this thread. it's a bunch of posts mocking a kipping pullup video followed by defense of it. it's not me or krank posting the video and saying "BET YOU CAN'T!"

and it's ALWAYS the fucking pullups. nevermind that CF workouts are jam-packed with ATG squats, olympic lifts, deadlifts, overhead pressing, dips, handstand pushups and sprints, no. it's aaaaaalways the pullups everyone loses their shit over.

Please show me where i said anything of the sort. I can show you 50 of 333386's posts where he says "this will kill you meatheads."

Cmon Zach...putting words in peoples mouths?

I think crossfit is hard work. No, at present i could not complete a serious crossfit training session. A begginers session...no problem. If I chose to do it, i would do just fine....I don't see how that's an objectionable statement. I am a physically capable man who has been in shape his entire life. Chicks can do it but I couldn't ?

[Papper]

Crossfit is a cringeworthy craze of the 2000's which is a 'cool' thing to say you do.

Everyone can do a box jump or some swinging pullups or a silly dance in the cable cross. There is no measurability to it.

You don't need to look good or say what times you have, or what you lift. Like a hippy gym movement.

Not wrong in any way but that's what it is.

[Pray_4_War]

I know why you crossfitters are defending yourselves so much.  It's because you know deep down that what you are doing is retarded and gay.  If you were confident about your shit critics wouldn't bother you. 

To quote Kenny Powers "I play real sports. I'm not trying to be the best at exercising".

[rooseveltdunn]

I know why you crossfitters are defending yourselves so much.  It's because you know deep down that what you are doing is retarded and gay.  If you were confident about your shit critics wouldn't bother you. 

To quote Kenny Powers "I play real sports. I'm not trying to be the best at exercising".

+1 cross fit is a fad, no different from Zumba.

[Pray_4_War]

Crossfit looks like where the last remenants of the american 90s liberal quasi-hippie movement has gone to die.  Dykes and beta males flock there for a chance to score with stuck up ex-Vasser/Weslyn graduates trying to find a meaning to their volvo-owning one-child bearing useless lives.

This post belongs in the Getbig hall of fame.  Bravo.

[Papper]

Lol getbigger commentating

[deadpan]

i'd love to see these crossfags fuck up and chip a few teeth on the bar.

that would be hilarious

[Pray_4_War]

Lol getbigger commentating

Epic. 

I don't understand how anyone could defend crossfit after watching that video.  Utter horseshit. 

[prizm]

great way to get elbow tendinitis/tendinosis

[Stephano]

great way to get elbow tendinitis/tendinosis

Not to mention wrist problems.  

Has anybody ever seen a crossfitter with decent muscular development?  Most of those guys look like they barely lift, and the women honestly don't look much better than the women I see in Zumba or Yoga classes.  Even "elite" crossfitters don't have a whole lot of visible muscularity; there are 18 year old hobbyist bodybuilders with more muscle size and definition.  

So if they're not particularly strong, and if they're not particularly muscular, then what's the point?  Nobody really cares how many cheat-pullups you can do.

[dj181]

A lot of cross fitters are ripped.

yep, they are

but thier physiques pretty much suckass though

[Mrdibbs]

The crossfit hype is just retarded and will fly over soon.

Especially gets bad when they try to implement movements from strongman (like continental cleans) or just strict oly lifts.

People with NO technique whatsoever pushing people to do dangerous complex movements which take years of practice and do all that for shitty high reps so they get ''fitt''.

I can see the cardio aspect of it but come on run a marathon. Like weightlifting? Get into olympic lifting.

Meanwhile in Russia the youth takes examples of the above.