Here's how I'd like it to go and how I think it will actually go. You know, I have my favorites, but my opinion counts for jack.
Men's Open
I'd like:
1) juan morel 2) jon delarosa 3) ramy 4) cedric 5) antoine (note: I actually don't give a shit how Antoine places. I just want to ask him how to say "hot beef injection" in french. Or maybe French Sign Language, since it's nearly impossible to say that phrase with your mouth full. Either way, fuck a trophy. Vaillant could have this chocolate bunny as his prize...)
We'll get:
1) morel 2) victor 3) cedric 4) ramy 5) champagnie/keith williams
212 & Under
I'd like:
1) aaron clark 2) Sami Al Haddad 3) Myoba Edwards 4) marco rivera 5) Al Auguste
We'll get:
1) aaron clark 2) kevin english 3) Marco Rivera 4) Sami Al Haddad 5) Branden Ray
Men's Physique
I'd like:
1) Anton Antipov
We'll get:
1) wet.
Women's Physique
I'd like:
1)Juliana Malacarne 2) Teresita Morales 3) Karina Nascimento 4) Toni West 5) Jillian Reville
We'll get:
1) Juliana 2) Karina 3) Toni West 4) Teresita 5) Joele Smith
Figure
I'd like:
1) Candice keene 2) corinna booth 3) Andrea cantone 4) nicole wilkins 5) Swann cardot
We'll freaking GET:
1) wilkins 2) keene 3) monica specking 4) Andrea Cantone 5) Corinna Booth
Bikini
I'd like:
1) Yarelis Gonzalez
We'll get:
1) Maybe the faint whisper of Yarelis passing gas in the hallway, but not much else.
