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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1976 on: May 30, 2014, 10:29:42 AM »
Re: Problem sleeping with wide shoulders...

I have a problem sleeping with wide hips. Any suggestions?

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1977 on: May 30, 2014, 11:23:12 AM »
Re: Whats Your Number?????

So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"  

do you lie your ass off or are you honest?  Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either

Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.

I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1978 on: May 31, 2014, 02:07:10 AM »
Re: Booty

For a woman in her fifties Booty is still in pretty high demand - I think even Vince and his overpowered Personal Computer would love to take a few "panorama" shots of said saltwater nymph.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1979 on: May 31, 2014, 02:19:00 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1980 on: May 31, 2014, 02:48:30 PM »
Looks like Junior has had advice from the management to lay low for a while.

He will be back when the heat dies down.
Probably a flaccid cock video accompanied by a tuppenny whore.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1981 on: May 31, 2014, 02:58:40 PM »
Re: Creatine

Is this the Cell_Tech?
Is this just an off-brand?
Caught in a Max Muscle
No escape from physiology
Open your mouth
Scoop up the creat' and see
I'm just a huge wreck, I got no cash on me
Because I'm G4P, kidney blown
Systolic high, test' low
Anyways, the store's closed, and creatine really matter to me, to me




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1982 on: June 01, 2014, 01:40:17 AM »
Re: Kim Jong Un's new look

Lol at all the jelous haters here,  you wish you looked half that good.


and the pics are pure proof that he is a respected and loved by his people, you dont see people cry of happiness and hug obama when they see him.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1983 on: June 01, 2014, 02:45:48 AM »
Yay for anal!!....I loveeeee it!!!

Oh wait.... with a woman of course!! So.....I don't have to say "no homo" since I put woman in there...and don't any of you smart asses like wes go in here and take the wo out of woman and say "fixed"

You hear me wes of peace....


That plus something like The 2002 Night of Champions playing on the high def big screen at the same time.

Try to hold off til Ruhl hits that awe inspiring back glute pose.

Nothing better.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1984 on: June 01, 2014, 06:43:14 AM »
Re: THE ONLY POSE THAT REALLY MATTERS

Qft  8)



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1985 on: June 03, 2014, 01:33:42 PM »
Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:


spot on


humility is a virtue and common sense saves lives (which is in short supply in BBing)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1986 on: June 03, 2014, 01:48:52 PM »
Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:


To be more precisely, diuretics.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1987 on: June 03, 2014, 02:59:41 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1988 on: June 03, 2014, 05:52:15 PM »
hey bro the fact you gotta ask me if you should feel good or bad after reading my post tells me you might want to up the dose a bit.

plus being a man I've never asked another man how I should 'feel' about something. you might want to avoid questions like this in the future.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1989 on: June 03, 2014, 05:56:11 PM »
lol at last one ;D
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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1990 on: June 04, 2014, 12:47:28 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1991 on: June 04, 2014, 03:32:07 AM »
Re: Ass but BB related - glute training



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1992 on: June 04, 2014, 04:38:30 AM »
dont send cock pics to teh boob

that ass pic isnt her

its our resident psycho junior paying people to pose for photos


Junior must really want cock pics.  :-\

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1993 on: June 04, 2014, 02:07:18 PM »
I think it's a veiled threat. Oh please, do come up my way. And please bring some friends. Make sure to wear good running shoes, it's more fun that way.



You'll also want "Level IV" not "Level III" armor.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1994 on: June 04, 2014, 02:17:06 PM »
Great thread.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1995 on: June 05, 2014, 06:03:25 AM »
Just done eating a protein bar;  while chewing  I felt something weird in my mouth like some kind of plastic or glass, for a second I thought I shattered one tooth.... then I found these nasty little pieces of who knows what in it ....

What should I do?





The most abundant amino acids often hydrolyze into amino rocks - scientific term... Hydromino Grand Canyon Protoblast[TM] - according to my MuscleTech study book.
Could also be rat teeth from a rodent that got caught in the grinder... either way a must have protein source.


First step is to admit that you're gay for eating balance bars.  Then throw yourself off a building.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1996 on: June 05, 2014, 06:13:35 AM »
Re: Booty

I am in my mid forties asshole ( said with Austrian accent )

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1997 on: June 05, 2014, 06:18:15 AM »
you should be mad at bruce, who was the author of that quote.
Yes Bruce is the ass hole.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1998 on: June 06, 2014, 02:17:57 AM »
ROFL - JASON GENOVA - Saturday Night Fever



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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1999 on: June 06, 2014, 02:20:27 AM »
Re: Why Fat Girls Don’t Deserve to Be Loved

Army of one is naive. I invite him to join Dimensions Magazine forum and post that crap. The BBWs there will dispatch him with his tail between his legs!

What? Are you on a forum for feeders???

You are cancelling dinner plans with Vince as we speak... ;D

It is a size acceptance forum. There are some feeders there but they are an extreme group. Most there are concerned about health. I haven't posted there for 9 years.