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« Reply #4775 on: December 07, 2017, 06:22:06 AM »

Re: Who Wants To Hear Me Use The N-Word In A Video???

A new video?!!! I'm about not to listen right now, Vince.

Also, Meta-Physical and I are still waiting for you to honor our request of October 20: please upload a video in which you serenade a lovely tub of Cool Hwhip to the dulcet tones of Aaron Neville's classic, 'I don't know much, but I know I love you.'

Mille grazie, Signorass Vincenzo!


Vince, please! Do not dismiss our request as mere infantile jesting. Neville catapulted to superstardom after releasing that hit, and it is our honestly held belief that you have the talent to make it as a YouTube sensation by uploading your own wonderful rendition. I didn't sleep last night after thumbing down your video, but if you won't accept the carrot, then I have no choice but to use the stick!


Vince, just like Meta-Physical, I, too, am wresting with the better angels of my nature. Regrettably, make that two thumbs down; your stubborn recalcitrance to coo and croon the Nevillean ballad to the lovely tub of Cool Hwhip has forced my hand! Carrots and sticks, Vince, carrots and sticks! Yes, phallic symbols both, though strong internal motivators for one such as yourself, no doubt.

Also, as an admiring fan, it's my duty to inform you that at certain angles the lens of your eye glasses are distorting your face line, making the top of your head look like a giant brown crown of glans penis.

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« Reply #4777 on: December 09, 2017, 12:54:40 PM »

You forgot about the time during your mental lockup that you tried electro-therapy.  Must have been a funny scene watching you hooked up to a car battery and some jumper cables like a old car......lol

You will fall off the wagon again because you are weak minded and you lack the will to live


no electro therapy Vince, I didn't think they still did that.

I must have been pulling someone's leg there sorry

but thanks for reminding me of a mistake I made I did end up in the psyche ward for a week with that delirum tremuns episode. delirium tremuns is basically something very dangerous that can happen with alcohol withdrawal, very scary for the person it is happening to as well as the people who see it happeneing. You see some freaky nightmarish shit when it happens

Ended up on my front lawn bleeding and naked that day with it during a hailstorm, August 15, 2008. The blood was from stepping on glass and the nakedness was because it happened while I was in bed asleeep and being august I sleep naked

I probably will fall off the wagon because I am weak minded as all hell but at least I don't pretend to be a 300lbs obese bodybuilding insider. Nor am I a rat disguised as a pretend reporter. You are well known as a rat Vince, that is worse than my addictions to be fair

seriously you have not answered why you cover your moobs and gut in the videos with your arms while obviously having your thumbs strategically placed behind your arms so you can push them up and make them look bigger

at least DJ works out


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« Reply #4778 on: December 09, 2017, 01:58:21 PM »

Re: Vince B -  Blue Stars - Discuss

I never make vulgar comments about the women I know. Anonymous dorks feel they can say anything for a laugh.


Did you go all raw dog vinnie on that vag?


whatabout the women you dont know?


Has anyone ever gone raw dog on your blue starfish?
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« Reply #4779 on: December 09, 2017, 02:48:51 PM »

Re: Getbigger of the Year 2014

Getbigger of the year: Army of One by a mile. His ability to browse hours of web pages that are marketed to females, just to find a single article a day to steal for the G&O, is a testament to his selflessness and disregard of his own sexuality for the entertainment of random strangers.
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« Reply #4780 on: December 10, 2017, 10:04:51 AM »

Are you trolling by saying "there" "there" "there" constantly? I never noticed that before this recent vid but christ it gets annoying.

I also noticed that you pronounce many words wrong, like "anadotal evidence" "Trenboline" etc. Do you have a minor speech impediment or is it just your regional accent?



Its a regional accent and a street thing from the South.


<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9VlmXKYgs" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww9VlmXKYgs</a>
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« Reply #4781 on: December 10, 2017, 10:06:03 AM »

Let this stand as a warning to everone who thinks steroids are safe:

I was actually 220lbs in November at 5'11. I was only 6% here. I was running, boxing alot and hardly doing any weight training. It was the fitness and healthiest i have ever felt. But i still have some unfinished business so im coming back. Now at 275lbs i feel great still! All drugs ha??? LOL!! i wish it was that easy!!! Roll Eyes

I will retire from bodybuilding one day when i please! Bodybuilding will not retire me!! Wink
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« Reply #4782 on: December 14, 2017, 11:54:52 AM »

Re: Markus Ruhl is Still Alive.

Doesn’t look good. In a variety of ways.

But I wish him well, the farting, smoking beast.
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« Reply #4783 on: December 16, 2017, 04:30:09 AM »

Re: Getbig Christmas Card 2017




I sent a copy to Vissy.  He liked it so its Vissy approved.
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« Reply #4784 on: December 16, 2017, 04:57:41 AM »

Re: Arm Gaining Contest - Who can make the greatest improvements in 8 weeks

Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks
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« Reply #4785 on: December 16, 2017, 05:22:36 AM »

Ever seen this actual video? It’s of Malena Morgan getting eaten there. Extremely sexy I will be scarred for life now thanks

I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience
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« Reply #4786 on: December 16, 2017, 06:08:26 AM »

I hope you will recover from this traumatic experience

Having your favorite cat run over by a garbage truck in front of you? Or being touched as a kid? I can understand recovering after years even though it's tough.

But seeing DJ's face?! I don't know if i will ever be able to do it.
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« Reply #4787 on: December 19, 2017, 05:16:15 PM »

Re: Bitcoins - about to hit $5,000 per coin today!

Will be amusing to go back and read all of it. 

Bubbles and human behavior are NEVER different, it's just the stories that are different.  Bubbles may go on for a while longer than people expect, but you always have the die-hard believers who think: "It's different this time!".    Guess what... it's NEVER different this time.

IMO, bitcoin is headed into the "denial" phase.


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« Reply #4788 on: December 21, 2017, 09:07:02 AM »

Re: WYHI - Milf edition




I would be done by 10:50.
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« Reply #4789 on: December 22, 2017, 03:40:18 AM »

Anyone here worth over 10 million?
If so, how are you investing your money right now. How much in stock,  cash, property etc?


Goodrum has 20 million, but he doesn't flaunt his wealth.


Ha ha. Prefer serious answers please ...


WELL YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT FORUM FOR THAT ASSHOLE
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« Reply #4790 on: December 25, 2017, 05:19:01 PM »

LOL, this new guy Bicycle Repairman is witty

Re: Be There deletes account?

An early Xmas present for me

Grin

So instead of a nice guy with an original insight of bodybuilding and a trusted competitor we have a drug addict obsessed with his weight and a twink who believes his physique is something out of this world when doesn't even look like he lifts.

Seems a pretty good evolution for the forum.

It's almost as if he never left...
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« Reply #4791 on: December 27, 2017, 05:21:49 AM »

Re: If Getbig was a prison...

If i was in for life id make most of you suck me off.


I would rape your white ass DAILY and make you wear a leash pussyboi. I'd ensure you had "Property of Wiggs" branded on your lower back you little cuck.
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« Reply #4792 on: December 28, 2017, 06:53:45 AM »

Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met

Vince Goodrum is getting famous, talking about when derek spit on vince

I think this is from instagram live where people asked questions

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXi-zl3NB_g" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXi-zl3NB_g</a>


"Listen, I got nuttin against Vince Goodrum.  Okay, he's a, you know, I feel bad for him.  You know, eeeeee, I do.  I'm not sure if he's retarded or not?  But I, I feel bad for him."

LMFAO!   Cheesy
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« Reply #4793 on: December 28, 2017, 06:03:29 PM »

Re: LOL - when Derek and Vince met



When Derek spit in Vince's fat, black face, did he also call him mouli?
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« Reply #4794 on: December 29, 2017, 12:58:15 PM »

 Cheesy

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« Reply #4795 on: December 29, 2017, 01:04:09 PM »

Cheesy

Skippy La Cour


Ha, brilliant!
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« Reply #4796 on: December 29, 2017, 03:41:21 PM »

Re: Biggest Getbig tough guy?

Guys who are genuinely not to be messed with are Josh and ESFitness. Both crazy bastards who have been to jail so don't give a shit.

Derek Anthony spit in Goodrum's face or direction. Up until then many thought Goodrum had street fighting skills because he said

he wasn't afraid to use a knife. We all remember the confrontation where Queen Vissy had to hold Goodrum back from demolishing some nuisance.

How can we forget Guy Grundy who challenged everyone to fisticuffs! He joins DJ 181 and Matt C as genuine dangers to society.

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« Reply #4797 on: December 31, 2017, 04:24:32 AM »

Then I am the toughest here by far.


Omg. No you are not.

You're not the "toughest" guy anywhere.

Places you are not the "toughest" include;

Your trailer park
Standing in line at a Redbox kiosk
Under the bridge that goes over the Tijuana River
Waiting room at Planned Parenthood
a Starbucks in the gayest part of San Francisco
Interview for an backup fluffer for a gay porn gangbang
Security guard at a Celine Dion concert
Mexican Royal Rumble midget wrestling match
Testicular cancer survivors support group meeting
Starbucks Barista School
Community College nail technician evening classes

...the list goes on
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« Reply #4798 on: December 31, 2017, 07:13:37 AM »

Nightmare Gold Digger Fiancé



Bitch looks like a Duck Billed Platypus.

You’d explode in your piss stained 50” waist sweat pants if she just breathed heavy in your ear.
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« Reply #4799 on: January 01, 2018, 07:47:23 AM »

Funny you should mention that...

In prison there was a fella named Doug, whom I didn't like very much... dude would whine. Not just complain, but actually whine like a girl. Reminded me of babysitting my nieces (well, not really "babysitting" since they were like 7 or 8... more like watching them and making sure they didn't burn the fucking house down. anyways...) and they didn't care for whatever food I cooked for them, or having to clean their room, or what color the sky was, or whatever the fuck happened to come to mind. So instead I'm just telling him to pack his shit and get the fuck out of my aisle (barracks-type housing at that prison), or beat him up/have him beaten-up...

(* closest I actually did come to beating his ass was during d 2008 Olympics and he made a comment about me "loving to watch the knee-grow-er bitches" while I was watching the Jamaican girls and they're spectacular asses and quads run the 100m. Him being a skinny-fat meth addict, quickly realized he had said the wrong thing to the wrong guy and looked like a deer in headlights, and was quick to make a thorough apology LoL. again, anyways.....)

... I chose to fuck with him and emasculate him on a semi-daily basis with dumb shit but was funny because he couldn't do anything about it. One of the things that you're tainted the hell out of them was tell him (in front of as many people as possible) that I had the blueprint for his success upon release. His parole plan would be to star in a hit TV show (that I would produce, of course) called "Doug the Booty Hunter". The premise of the show involved  Doug searching out gay guys for sex in places like public restrooms at the park & beach, truck stops, and this newfangled thing at the time called "Craigslist". Apparently this dude "Craig" had a list of places Doug could hunt some booty ( well, the premise of the show what change every so often however it always involved Doug doing gay shit.. At first it was funny for everybody but after oh about 3 weeks or so maybe a month it was no longer funny for him but it was extra funny for everybody else to see him have to sit there and take it lol (much like Shiz-mo here).

Another favorite of mine was introducing Doug to "new" inmates. Younger dudes, oh, 'bout 18-20 years old or so, whom he had already met and been hanging out with and shit for a week or so. To introduce dog to these younger guys I thought it was more sincere if I would sing a song, and as luck would have it, despite my I typically baritone voice I was able to sing "Waiting for a Girl Like You" by Foreigner, in damn near the correct pitch and key. Now, having had pretty good success with simply substituting words of existing, well-known shit, is young men quickly learned that Doug had been waiting for a boy like them to come into his life, and just when they (& he) thought that was the only line of the song I would sing, I would keep it going and going. Just like how he was amuse less and less the more he heard it it amused us more and more. Haha.....

/storytime w/ESFitness. Brought to you by Nelson's "Booty Hunter" comment that jog my memory. Prison is fun. 😀
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