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[Hulkotron]

I weigh more than you right now. Your back is thin and your traps are literally nonexistent. You flex them and there’s nothing there except for those tendons that appear when you strain during a bloody shit. You’re a bag of misshaped, dislocated and torn body parts. You have the IQ of a dead moth and the sex appeal of a school shooter. You have no business on a bodybuilding or even a bodybuilding forum for that matter. You better pray that no one enters the show, so you can earn your meaningless, hollow victory. Good luck in your forearm contest this weekend, homo. 

[wes]

Quote From Raymondo
Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today

« Reply #32659 on: April 18, 2023, 09:56:42 PM »
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Cashier: Sir, would you like fries with that?

(long pause)

Cashier: ... Sir?

(no answer)

Cashier: Is everything alright, sir?

Monster Bri: who what where am i emily did i get last place

Cashier: You are here at McDonalds, sir. I just took your order a minute ago. 6 Big Macs, 3 double bacon cheeseburgers. Can I get you fries?

Monster Bri: no thank you I had five bloody shits since this morning gotta go down to 202.5 I got a show coming up I will smash everyone actually get me one extra bigmac and twelve chicken nuggers hold the salt I dont want to hold extra water krankenstein keeps photoshopping me actually think I look good soul crusher says I'm really 160 pounds at least I'm not bald like him ducking retards

Cashier: Cash or-

Monster Bri: again I don't give two shits what rambone says dont these fags know I used to rag doll 280 pound men I've won more awards than brock lesnar I actually met him once when I was bulking to be honest I was within striking distance of that guy could have easily taken him haha by all means again lets see what hazbin thinks about that

Cashier: Cash or card, sir?

Monster Bri: again by all means everyone can show up and show me how its done but no one will bunch of pussies again I said to rambone look at your arm and look at mine you have the wrist and forearm of a girl by all means show me how to do curls so I can have arms like you ducking loser

Cashier: Sir. Excuse me. Cash. Or. Card?

(At this point Bri lets out a five second fart)

Cashier: Goddamn it, I recognise this fucking stench. You the stank ass bitch who blocked the toilets last week.  DeLonda, get Namond, Sherrod and Darnell we teach this guy here a lesson

Monster Bri: again by all means again by all means

[Royalty]

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[Rambone]

Ok ordered a flatbread going to carb up a little but not adding much  water plan is half a glaass

Smart.

Flat bread was the perfect pre show carb up for Moses. Your bicep is going to be split like the Red Sea tomorrow!

 

[Taffin]

From what I am seeing the show ran long...or totally off schedule.  You guys know what this means right?

It was history repeating itself.  Johnny had the event staff go and look for Bhanks.  With no answer at his hotel room door they were forced to call management for a wellness check.  Upon entering they found Bhankers INCAPACITATED on the floor...bottles of cranapple juice and a half eaten flat bread pizza near his head.  The words "I (heart) coop / SCN / spauld....." scrawled in cornbread gravy on the floor next to him...

The maid immediately recognized Bhanks' double organ failure and proceeded to try and administer a dose of a bio-identical pill her sister gave this man in KittyHawk.  Unfortunately it didn't help.   Bhanks was rushed again to the hospital and the gastroenterologist who killed him before was flown in by private jet.  The doctor was able to use the hospital generator and jumper cables attached to Bhanks' titanium bolts....Bhanks was revived at 2:38pm Sunday.  He is receiving IV gatorade for the next 48 hrs.

It wasn't until this morning at 7:45am that Em came out of the bedroom and said "Brian...we're done, you can come to bed now.  My ex is in the shower. He will be leaving soon"

[Taffin]

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
32. Hemorrhoids

Hemorrhoids added

For posterity 

[Soul Crusher]

For posterity 

Ha ha ha !   

[GymnJuice]

For posterity 

In hindsight it is fitting to have that ailment bringing up the rear 

[LurkerNoMore]

For posterity 

Hold up.... is this for real?

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
32. Hemorrhoids

I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move....   but he said he suffered from all that?

[Hulkotron]

Hold up.... is this for real?

I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move....   but he said he suffered from all that?

Indeed

[Hulkotron]

I was a great fighter when drinking cause my ability to care was even less than usual and any fear I had was completely gone.

I don’t imagine you were in many fights not drinking  as you say you only lost when drinking. So you’ve been in a couple fights I’m guessing. I’ve been in a couple hundred and I love it, getting beaten to me is fucking great. I love punishment, so every fight I lost made me feel better about myself for some reason. My ears ring constantly, massive headaches and dizziness most the time and my nuerologust said it was from being hit in the head so many times. I’ve grown to enjoy these symptoms as well. My hate for the human race is so strong that I could fight multiple times a day if I had no family but I keep it u see control due to them. If it weren’t for them I would no doubt be dead or in prison for many years.

[Taffin]

Hold up.... is this for real?

I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move....   but he said he suffered from all that?

Can confirm

[Soul Crusher]

Hold up.... is this for real?

I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move....   but he said he suffered from all that?

Yes.    Keep up.   Ha ha ha ha.   No kidding !   The comedy and hilarity has been epic.

[Flexacon]

Hold up.... is this for real?

I don't follow his threads much - because I can't read a hundred pages all at once at the speed those threads move....   but he said he suffered from all that?

Yes. In fact it needs a new addition

33. Missing (born without) an esophageal sphincter

[robcguns]

Finally I’ve been quoted. Oh what a glorious day in getbigdom.

[Hulkotron]

Finally I’ve been quoted. Oh what a glorious day in getbigdom.

Hard to believe that is the first Rob C. Guns post in this historical thread.

[beakdoctor]

So how did it go?

Prejudging was today. Tom was nearly delusional by the end of the day, he barked at 3 judges and peed on a fire hydrant. Finals are tomorrow but Tbone isn’t sure if he’s going to go because they ran really long today.

He’s got work on Monday morning and the person he travels with gets night vision so they obviously can’t be on the road past 8.

Long story short he may win but he doesn’t have time to figure it out.

[wes]

Quote from 38 Returns:

the hankins years

0-5 the prodigy emerges
5-10- nasa marvel at him
8- his dad molests him
9 he is passed round his dads friends like a grenade
10-10 and one day- he teaches himself algebra
11-21- he is wrestling and eating hotdogs to fund snowboarding lifestyle, he also tours europe wrestling
16- has a fight with a 270lb future football professional whose name escapes him- he does however remember the fight was a draw/ and the kid was black
22- goes the army cures bosnia of its problems despite being crippled and scares serial killers
23- while i the army he isnt selected to try to the olympics but claimshe could have if it wasnt for something unfair happening.
24- hads a figt in a mexican prison
27- undertakes a distinguished MMA career with an ever consistent 0-3 where unfortunately the state conspires against making him the new connor mcgregor
28- dad dies he fiddles family out of money
30- lives in hawaii spending his families inheritance
30' picks up numerous misdemeanours but money gets him through
38- meets desperate gap toothed slag who has fallen on hard times and would suck off drunks for a bed.
38 meets and meats patrick spaulding
39- they all fall in love
40- enters first competition doesn't finish
40- decides he is actually. trader
43- is allowed to breed. humanity pushes for sterilisiation.
44- gets a job n costco
44- takes up arm wrestling
44 and a week- drops arm wrestling
45- pays coop to be his friend
45 and a week- runs out of money coop leaves
45- gets a telesale job
45- enters 3rd competition. again does not finish.


fairly standard believable stuff this

[FitnessFrenzy]

The post below is from one of Hankys ex-girlfriends:

ORL2BC

Re: Like him or hate him. He can’t be faded.
« Reply #75 on: Today at 12:09:55 AM »
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Mr Hanky doesn’t deserve credit for anything. He hid for days from Josh and only went into Home Depot after making sure there were no Canadian plates in the parking lot and after having the kitty hawk police department on call looking for Josh.
He’s a Pansy ass piece of shit that hasn’t finished a single thing in life that he’s started.

A total quitter from
Day one bc it’s easier to quit on your own terms than look like a failure.

This douchebag is a narcissist delusional asshole who has zero friends in real life which is why he seeks attention from complete strangers.

Whoever said the whole shit your pants kid analogy was spot on.

Hankins is almost painful to watch but he’s also like a bad car accident that you can’t look away from. But don’t any of you be fooled, he deserves zero respect. He doesn’t even respect himself nor his family, or he wouldn’t continue to put them through this abuse.

So he gets no props from me as Josh planned every aspect of this scenario out just to worry the guy who scares serial killers in his spare time.

Do not bother responding directly to me Brian as you are back on IGNORE and I will not read your posts.

Josh-1
Hanky-0

[balzac]

Modern women have NOTHING on the babes of yesteryear.

Ed frikin' Zachary, brother!  If I only had a WayBack Machine...Let's just say things wouldbe so different and only I would know how shitty it had been before.  It would be Eden without the tree or that snake.   And women would look sooooo much better!

Women embraced their god-given femininity (one of nature’s greatest accomplishments), didn’t have blue hair, tattoos, bloated bodies, fake … everything, piss-poor attitudes, use crude, unbecoming language, and behaved with dignity and self-respect.

They valued men and masculinity.

They recognized the life-affirming joy of birthing children and taking care of their family.

Now, everything is out of wack. The natural order is unbalanced.

Feminism, Liberalism, globalism …

Multiculturalism.

It is ALL fricked up.

[Taffin]

A bit out of context without a link to the thread I suppose, but I'll come back to fix that

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[illuminati]

Most Biden "fact checkers" usually go like this anyway:

Spot on .

Sums them up so well.

[mops]

Hard to believe that is the first Rob C. Guns post in this historical thread.

Here's another one. No fucking way it doesn't belong here.

Hahahaha. My wife always brings up something I said many years ago at a bar when a few guys started a fight with my buddy and i stepped in. It was 6 on 2 and I said after I beat all 4 of your asses(4 cause I was surrounded by 4 and him 2) I’m gonna fuck you boys prison style. So she always says you just want to beat guys up and fuck them hahah. It was a scare tactic and I must say It worked cause they were very hesitant and that gave me the upper hand cause my buddy can’t fight for shit.

I seriously lost it at "it was a scare tactic"

[robcguns]

Here's another one. No fucking way it doesn't belong here.


I seriously lost it at "it was a scare tactic"

Hahaha, it’s been a good year as I’ve been quoted twice in here.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: ALL COOKS Have HIV In This Restaurant! Will You Visit?

It's bit like fugu restaurants in Japan but gayer.

I would be more afraid of them putting shit/semen in the food. Restaurant kitchens are some of the filthiest places on Earth. Learn to be your own chef and eat at home.

Dice Hankins stopped in to work out some new material -

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