Webstar....thanks for the quote from douche pants...
1) I took off of work form Wed through Sun when competing as a pro. Guess I wanted it more than Horsehit hankins...."have to take off even more work". Sorry its not a strict curl jerk off session that lasts just 2 hours.
2) unreal that someoe with as shitty of work ethic as this fuck is now qualified for nationals. He'll never do it because he would get fucking smoked so badly.
3) HA HA HA HA debilitating hemorrhoids....perhaps if you didn't keep eating shitty food during flare ups you wouldn't be blowing your asshole out.
4) You were in pain...geezus...you're a fucking drama queen
5) You saw guys laying with their feet up....yet you decided to walk 50 miles around the auditorium. You are the stupidest person on the face of the planet.
6) You have a baboons ass, face, and stomach. You look like shit..and will ALWAYS look like shit.
7) HA HA not take it so far. You relied on drugs and chemicals...you don't know the first fucking thing about dieting and training hard. Did you see all the other competitors looking like death? Wanna know why they did? THEY PUT THEIR TIME IN

I could not ever imagine ANYONE wanting to coach you. But look at you "hire someone for the last few weeks". Fuck yourself. You will NEVER listen to anyone on what to do. If they aren't stage ready and have better biceps than you...you (by your own admission) would never listen to them.
You are FAR from the only honest person. you are the BIGGEST loser / quitter / wanna be on the board!!!