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« Reply #825 on: October 01, 2013, 06:46:27 AM »



Hahahahaha yes
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« Reply #826 on: October 01, 2013, 08:17:24 AM »



a subtle reference by ironmeister as to suggesting that basile might like to ingest goodrum or mr. greene, so to say.
Clever.
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« Reply #827 on: October 01, 2013, 08:18:10 AM »

  SHUTDOWN GYM!




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« Reply #828 on: October 01, 2013, 10:23:42 AM »

today i got a text message from a cubana whore who fell hard for my 15.5" in ripped natural pythons a year ago, i fucked her good for a while

she knew i had a gf those days and she knows i have a kid now

some months ago we texted a few texts and we keep friendly, she was preggers that time (not from me, according to my calculations)

"Hi baby Cheesy My baby was born on 28 september, a month early, him is small but healthy Wink. i am in hospital until wednesday 10AM, unit 775, room 442/2, you are always welcome  Kiss, *hername*, my full name is "herfullname" and the name of my baby is "fullnameofherson" xxx my address is "heraddress" xxx"


whoah this was a bit bewildering, a bit weeirded out as welll

but, do you reckon she wants sex with me or friendzone?


i have 17" arm now, so she may go mad for me


so excited

in a dilemma, now should i go to the hospital or hit the gym for chest and arms
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« Reply #829 on: October 01, 2013, 10:44:42 AM »

If bodybuilding is gay, I don't wanna be straight. (no homo)
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« Reply #830 on: October 01, 2013, 10:45:03 AM »



 Grin
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« Reply #831 on: October 01, 2013, 10:45:32 AM »

today my direct supervisor (the manlet twink who wanted to take my chair) got lambasted by the boss

he was so helpless and near the point of tears

i pretended not to hear anything and worked on with total dedication

but inside i was enjoying his sorrows

after the whole thing he was looking for a shoulder to cry on, moaning to a lot of people about it

me i told him

"suffering is what you must do....it is what we all must do" and turned around to my computer screen again


he left home early even tho it was reallly busy, like 2 hrs early

he looked confused and lost in the world, and came over to me and my direct colleague and said without any energy or attitude "good job guys....yeah it was not a bad day...keep it up...."


my satisfaction was perverse
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« Reply #832 on: October 02, 2013, 01:11:08 AM »

   
Jay Cutler fan going crazy in Iceland...

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9l7pmdgXB4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9l7pmdgXB4</a>


this is what bb is all about

driving women mad with your muscles
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« Reply #833 on: October 02, 2013, 01:13:02 AM »


today my direct supervisor (the manlet twink who wanted to take my chair) got lambasted by the boss

he was so helpless and near the point of tears

i pretended not to hear anything and worked on with total dedication

but inside i was enjoying his sorrows

after the whole thing he was looking for a shoulder to cry on, moaning to a lot of people about it

me i told him

"suffering is what you must do....it is what we all must do" and turned around to my computer screen again


he left home early even tho it was reallly busy, like 2 hrs early

he looked confused and lost in the world, and came over to me and my direct colleague and said without any energy or attitude "good job guys....yeah it was not a bad day...keep it up...."


my satisfaction was perverse


thanks DP for adding this quote. It screams for this image:

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« Reply #834 on: October 02, 2013, 01:15:02 AM »

Watch out if Kevin Levrone decides to do the Olympia
don't let his 178 pound bodyweight and gay sweater tied around the waist fool you, he says he can put on 60 pounds of muscle in 2 months.


maybe if he was covered in DMSO and those clothes were soaked in sustanon Grin

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hahahaha  Grin

            Earl just knocked over a glass of milk and threw a plate of twinkies on the floor in disgust.
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« Reply #835 on: October 02, 2013, 02:01:05 AM »

thanks DP for adding this quote. It screams for this image:



Let's call him AnabolicPsycho from now on..
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« Reply #836 on: October 02, 2013, 02:04:18 AM »



That was just a few weeks after I shaked hands with him, but I didn't saw a single woman acting like that.
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« Reply #837 on: October 02, 2013, 03:10:58 AM »

"Hasta la vista, baby"



"Deje ir algún vapor, Bennett"



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« Reply #838 on: October 02, 2013, 03:12:35 AM »

Let's call him AnabolicPsycho from now on..

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« Reply #839 on: October 02, 2013, 03:13:53 AM »

I have a 02 viper gts I built myself


typical Getbigger
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« Reply #840 on: October 02, 2013, 06:42:44 AM »

from The Wolf of Wall Street (an obvious Getbigger)

I removed my arms from beneath the white silk comforter, careful not to get them tangled
in the thousands of tiny pearls that had been hand-crocheted onto the fabric. Then I cocked
my elbows, like chicken wings, giving the irate Duchess a bird’s-eye view of my mighty biceps ....
 
That seemed to slow her down—but only for a second. She said, in a mocking tone,

“Will you stop flexing your arms, please? You look like a fucking imbecile!”

“I wasn’t flexing my arms,” I said, unflexing my arms.

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« Reply #841 on: October 02, 2013, 09:15:43 AM »

I'd move her cock to the side, and pound that thing like a retard in a spider web.
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« Reply #842 on: October 02, 2013, 09:21:03 AM »

english looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag in that picture
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« Reply #843 on: October 02, 2013, 01:28:42 PM »

Jay Cutler style icon




the local restaurant guide had it as the 6th best place to eat in town.  Most people thought it was more like 11th or 12th.
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« Reply #844 on: October 02, 2013, 01:29:39 PM »


I know Dan (the mayor) personally, and he is not gay.

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« Reply #845 on: October 02, 2013, 01:42:44 PM »




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« Reply #846 on: October 02, 2013, 02:55:52 PM »

Would you be in a relationship with a broad who has aids? Especially 3 aids. Mind you, her body is just as hot as before she had the aids. And let's say the broad is in her 30's, still prime.

- Discuss

yes that way i can get her HGH kits
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« Reply #847 on: October 03, 2013, 06:31:31 PM »

Nah, that is Floyd's Lambo , Canelo works in the gas station.
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« Reply #848 on: October 03, 2013, 07:33:34 PM »

Hahahaha brutal 12 inch arms and permabags under the eyes from years of voyeurism

Funniest ever getbig quote!!!  Grin Grin Grin

How the hell do some of these guys come up with this hilarious shit? Huh

More talent in a few getbig posters than every modern famous comedian combined.
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« Reply #849 on: October 03, 2013, 07:47:30 PM »


This came off wrong but does sound funny.   Grin
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