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« Reply #825 on: October 05, 2013, 03:49:14 PM »

One should consider it an honor to be owned by the legend known as BigCyp.

I remember when I first joined here....the onslaught that ensured was epic. Cyp and Bigmc and Chaos owned me into oblivion.  I couldn't even construct replies back to his posts. I had to just sit back and realize that I was in the presence of greatness and try to take notes.  Cheesy

HAHA!!

He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol
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« Reply #826 on: October 05, 2013, 04:05:34 PM »

HAHA!!

He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol

He referee to me as Chode Flaps.  Wink
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« Reply #827 on: October 05, 2013, 04:06:37 PM »

He referee to me as Chode Flaps.  Wink

Not exactly sure what that means, but congratulations broseph!!  Cool
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« Reply #828 on: October 06, 2013, 12:24:10 AM »

Here I am listening to "Beats by Jay"


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« Reply #829 on: October 06, 2013, 03:01:48 AM »

(with a small fix at the end)

i went out to the bars last night in my fantastic attire i also wear in my avatar

random women came up to me asking if they could feel my arms

bouncers asked me what cycle i'm on

i went home with my so-called friends ex gf because i was really smashed up and couldnt drive

at 10 am gf calls asks me furious where i am, i say oh i'm in this womans place

she really melted down lol

it was a great night, bitches feeling up my arms 17" pythons
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« Reply #830 on: October 06, 2013, 03:04:52 AM »

(with a small fix at the end)


I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".
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« Reply #831 on: October 06, 2013, 03:08:16 AM »

after that i made the woman call her up (they know eachother but dont like eachother)

"no no anabolichalo didnt cheat on you, i took him home with me because he was really smashed up"


 Grin


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« Reply #832 on: October 06, 2013, 03:20:51 AM »

I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".

Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.
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« Reply #833 on: October 06, 2013, 03:25:30 AM »

Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.
it was not really a conversation

*ring ring ring ring*


(anabolichalo cracked up voice): hello....

WHERE ARE YOU?Huh?


i'm sleeping


WHERE ARE YOU?Huh

i'm in xxxxx place


YOU ARE IN HER PLACE? ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

........silence


IS XXXX ALSO THERE (my friend who i claimed i was going out witch)

no...

YOU SEE HIM IS NOT THERE HE IS FAMILY MAN YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS

silence....


bleeepbleepbleep (she offed the phone)


 Huh
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« Reply #834 on: October 06, 2013, 03:32:01 AM »

Haha, great!
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« Reply #835 on: October 06, 2013, 03:34:04 AM »

He referee to me as Chode Flaps.  Wink

was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?
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« Reply #836 on: October 06, 2013, 04:29:19 AM »

Classic short man disease buy a big truck to make you feel taller, did it come with a ladder Coach?
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« Reply #837 on: October 06, 2013, 08:28:49 AM »

http://smutty.so.clients.cdn13.com//media_smutty/g/o/l/d/b/golden-eye-vmro9-c73ddd.gif

as the gif was loading i felt like "no fuck it's gonna be another HUGE COCK and then i cant get the penis size thoughts out of my head again!!!"

but i was releaved to see it was a modest size

now i can carry on with my day
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« Reply #838 on: October 06, 2013, 08:52:36 AM »

Badass! Smiley


hair folicles of the gods^^^^^^^^
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« Reply #839 on: October 06, 2013, 08:57:59 AM »

was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?

Yes brother it was I. But it was said in love. A great term of endearment  Grin
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« Reply #840 on: October 06, 2013, 12:10:36 PM »

this shit aint over

the is very mad when angry


so i dont feel safe leaving the house tomorrow


all my shit could be gone by evening


Throughout all of this, I admire your dedication to the important things:

-getting big
-getting girls
-posting about your travails

A lesser man would have crumbled
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« Reply #841 on: October 06, 2013, 12:13:10 PM »

"What do you do bro?"

"I get the girls."


"What's the Holy Grail?"

"To get the girls."


"What's the meaning of life?"

"To get the girls."
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« Reply #842 on: October 07, 2013, 04:11:21 AM »

One thing is for sure; Getbig is a whole lot more fun when you are buzzed.
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« Reply #843 on: October 07, 2013, 04:38:16 AM »

past like 5 days just so much obsession and easily turned on by sluts today was an easy wank in the morning then fuck my girl when i got home then wank again

there is definitly something to this shit protien is definitly a keeper now, i used to think it was just youth back in the day but now i see it as protiens


SEE The Falcon fight his animal urges.
HEAR The Falcon list his wisdoms in no particular order.
THRILL as the Falcon partakes of a libido enhancing diet and blueballs himself in a hardware store parking lot.

Falconius Dickus, in the throes of pon far, battles to elevate his enlightened self above the crotchal region and get some work done.
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« Reply #847 on: October 07, 2013, 01:26:32 PM »

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« Reply #848 on: October 07, 2013, 11:43:13 PM »

Kai comes across like an absent-minded philosopher. It takes him ten minutes to answer a simple question. Who the hell wants to listen to his 'bodybuilding as art' monologues. Plus, pro bodybuilding does need an ambassador; this shit will never be anything but a f'n sideshow.
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« Reply #849 on: October 08, 2013, 07:18:51 AM »




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